funkle d

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trying to be better every day. painfully midwestern (he/him) interests include: video games, nature, cooking, cannabis, cocktails, mtg, horror, public health, and quality regulations

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funkle d@kaczynski· 15d

that’s why my only simic deck is sneaky snake themed

MTG card.

Kaseto, Orochi Archmage
{1}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature — Snake Wizard
{G}{U}: Target creature can’t be blocked this turn. If that creature is a Snake, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
“Our revered ancestor Seshiro gave us wisdom greater than poison and fangs.”
2/2
Illustrated by Aaron Miller

funkle d@kaczynski· Jun 7

flub! flub! flub! (i got one too from a very nice fan who made a whole bag herself by hand)

rainbow friendship bracelet that says “FLUBHEAD”

funkle d@kaczynski· Feb 23

narrowly safe, don’t notice Vileplume’s gradient at first, phwew…

funkle d@kaczynski· Dec 24

really hard to choose just one, but i think i gotta go with Kefka Palazzo. just an uber villain, awesome design, excellent game.

Recent Yoshitaka Amano art of Final Fantasy 6’s Kefka Palazzo from the Final Fantasy x Magic: the Gathering crossover set.

funkle d@kaczynski· Nov 13

the classic masterpiece tweet from Lauren (of Twitter, rotating sandwich, and Batting Around fame) “I’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at…”

funkle d@kaczynski· Oct 6

no the email pictured in this text exchange. entirely possible it is a paraphrase, but seems like an odd choice to do so when you could just use the actual alt-text as written imo. not suggesting a conspiracy, just that it seems sloppy

funkle d@kaczynski· Sep 30

no problem!! here’s the other 3 cards for reference:

Glen Elendra Archmage MTG Card, SLD 2171

Roon of the Hidden Realm MTG Card, SLD 2173

funkle d@kaczynski· Sep 2

or, Disney’s Spectrobes on the DS is also a real fun one, even got a sequel. Cool monster catcher/fighter game that is one of the best utilizations of the DS features (mic, touch screen, dual screen, local wi-fi)

box art for Spectrobes on the DS: main character is red haired guy in space suit with sword arm, flanked by two mythical creatures (Spectrobes)

funkle d@kaczynski· Sep 2

Evolution Worlds for the GameCube was a fun and cool jrpg with interesting characters and story (technically the English port of two separate Japanese dreamcast games but im gonna count it)

the box art for “Evolution Worlds”. only on the Nintendo GameCube is written in the corner. Art shows the main character “Mag Launcher” an anime-style boy with red spiky hair and a yellow jumpsuit. He had a robot arm on his back, called a cyframe.

funkle d@kaczynski· Jun 7

whoops 😅

mtg final fantasy prerelease box (im at a prerelease event again)

funkle d@kaczynski· May 21

“what do you call three democratic members of congress who were sworn in this January dying in the first four-plus months of the session?” “a start!”

funkle d@kaczynski· May 10

the new Kefka card for Final Fantasy x MTG looks so fucking awesome, im obsessed. can’t wait to see the flip side 👀 #mtg

Promo Art poster for the MTG card “Kefka, Court Mage” - to be released in the upcoming Final Fantasy set in June. Poster shows the card name and art, but nothing else. Art depicts Kefka Palazzo from Final Fantasy 6, looking dope as fuck

funkle d@kaczynski· Apr 1

pic of famous “when someone uses this emoji..” tweet

funkle d@kaczynski· Jan 27

lmfao okay sometimes Reddit is hilarious, this guy is 100% serious. everyone keeps suggesting “the room is way too small” and he rejects it every time

screenshot of a Reddit post from r/audiophile titled “what am i doing wrong?”. picture attached to the post is of the most single guy you’ve ever seen laying on his bed, waist down, and in the background you see a mid-size flatscreen with game consoles, receivers, cable box, etc. - on either side of the wall mounted tv are two of the most comically large speaker towers you’ve ever seen, with like 30 speaker ports on each. genuinely floor to ceiling type stuff.

funkle d@kaczynski· Jan 10

forgot to post these screenshots at the end of last year lol - multiplayer hours definitely off for some reason, maybe cross platform play. don’t recall the exact number for elden ring but it was probably 400+hrs

PS5 2024 wrap up - 1730hrs played, 674 play sessions, 30 games played

Same stats as previous image, but with addition of 5hrs multiplayer and 394 total trophies. Shows my top game was Elden Ring

funkle d@kaczynski· Dec 27

hanging out with my family be like

classic oil painting, Aeger by Briton Riviere. A silly jester teasing and tormenting dogs on a wall

funkle d@kaczynski· Dec 19

hella pixelated Marlon Brando as the godfather in the classic “look how they massacred my boy” scene

funkle d@kaczynski· Dec 14

im thinking of visiting some of the famous monuments in Dublin next year, does anyone have any suggestions? also, how do you remove pictures from a post?

funkle d@kaczynski· Nov 30

talk about some luck, already done with the new venusaur event in Pokémon TCG pocket, only ran into one triplicate before finishing the set! #ptcgp

Screenshot of the bottom of the my cards section in Pokémon TCG pocket. It shows i have at least two of each of the 5 new event cards, with jigglypuff having a third copy.

funkle d@kaczynski· Nov 21

“a second 17 year old has hit the AG nomination”

classic meme image of bush being informed of 9/11

funkle d@kaczynski· Nov 20

logging on

cutscene picture of Dracula from GBA Castlevania holding a golden goblet, sitting morosely on his throne. the in-game text box at the bottom says “this shit ain’t nothing to me man” in reference to the viral hit “Dracula Flow”

funkle d@kaczynski· Oct 16

like please be serious with me right now. what are we doing here?!

quote from the aforementioned article: “it’s one thing to go after someone’s potential capacity to do the job and it’s quite another if it looks like straight-up ageism.”

funkle d@kaczynski· Oct 8

tonight: [REC] (2007) - another classic, love the old /x/ creepypasta origin too. couple fun shots 7/10

funkle d@kaczynski· Oct 6

accidentally found myself playing Where’s Waldo with this human jumpscare lol

cropped zoom of the grotesque elon jumping pic

zoom in slightly further, centering one sole person smiling and clapping amongst the crowd

closest zoom yet, it appears to be a jubilant JD Vance

funkle d@kaczynski· Oct 5

i forgot to make a post for Oct 1st - but the movie that kicked it off was TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) - such a fucking classic. loved getting to show it to my fiancée for the first time. 9/10

Movie poster for “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. Leatherface wielding a chainsaw and black text “Who will survive and what will be left of them?” make up most of the poster. Title is in red text.

funkle d@kaczynski· Oct 5

whoops - yesterday’s movie was DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) - this was an extremely campy movie, if i interpret it any other way, it goes from fun to dogshit lol. 6/10

Drag Me To Hell (2009) theatrical movie poster. Blond actress screaming as she is dragged by hands into the fires of Hell

funkle d@kaczynski· Sep 22

I’ve never called a piece of art “bad” before, but i think this is the absolute worst piece of dogshit ive ever seen

an artistic abomination- a wildly detailed and complex, humongous wall covering canvas, depicting some malformed elon musk and a grimes-insipired technosiren, surrounded by creepy depictions of his children as angels

funkle d@kaczynski· Sep 17

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #479,813! I snuck in to the first half milly, I’ll take it!

funkle d@kaczynski· Aug 23

i am a tea buffoon, but this was given to me and is pretty tasty?

funkle d@kaczynski· Aug 23

saw this on the PlayStation share screen and laughed way too hard at it for some reason