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He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.

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kahbn@kahbn· Mar 16

A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.

kahbn@kahbn· Dec 17

Yeah, alright.

A tabby cat, balled up, looking sleepily at the camera.

kahbn@kahbn· Dec 15

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

A picture of a cat laying down, paws curled over one eye, peeking out of his other eye at the camera.

kahbn@kahbn· Nov 18

A picture of someone holding a hot dog in a car, topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos. The text "DAWGS HOTTED" has been overlayed, in the style of a Fromsoft game.

kahbn@kahbn· Oct 31

"Fountain" did it first.

"Fountain" by Marcel Duchamp. A white porcelain urinal sat on its back, signed "R. Mutt 1917."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

kahbn@kahbn· Oct 26

Thankfully, there's a biblical solution to this.

A meme showing a crying man with glasses talking to Jesus.

Crying man: "Women who don't dress modestly are going to make me sin!"

Jesus: "Pluck your eyes out, pussy"

kahbn@kahbn· Oct 19

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation.

prata: "Christianity fucked up with a you should love your enemies"

kahbn: "So, you're saying that the problem with Christianity... Is the teachings of Jesus Christ?"

prata: "Pretty much"

kahbn@kahbn· Oct 9

Also accurate.

"THE ONE NOBODY LIKES" written in white text on a black and red splattered background.

kahbn@kahbn· Oct 9

Spent my whole life realizing this was always me.

"THE DUMB ONE" written in white text on a black and red splattered background.

kahbn@kahbn· Sep 26

vegeta in his pink badman shirt

captioned "I AM DOING A BADMAN CHECK-IN. I NEED SIX BADMEN TO POST, NOT SHARE, THIS MESSAGE TO SHOW YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK. PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO WILL. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN.....

kahbn@kahbn· Sep 18

Okay, this recipe is gonna take some work.

An overheard shot of a sheet pan, holding five oblong pale lumps. Crimson can be seen inside of the lumps, poking out through slits in the top. A white ooze is leaking out of most of them.

kahbn@kahbn· Sep 12

A black and white photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan, on a black background, pointing towards the camera. To the right is the text:

"History will remember ME as the man who shoved a SANDWICH DOWN HIS PANTS. -Brennan Lee Mulligan"

kahbn@kahbn· Sep 1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for fragging.

"Fragging is the deliberate or attempted killing of a soldier, usually a superior, by a fellow soldier. U.S. military personnel coined the word during the Vietnam War, when such killings were most often committed or attempted with a fragmentation grenade,[2] to make it appear that the killing was accidental or during combat with the enemy. The term fragging now encompasses any deliberate killing of military colleagues."

The words "U.S. military personnel" have been highlighted in the screenshot.

kahbn@kahbn· Aug 30

The poster for the movie "Weekend at Bernie's". Three men stand on a beach, their backs to the water. The two in the sides are clearly holding up the one in the middle, including grabbing his hair to keep his head upright. One looks worried, the other cheerful. The man in the middle has no expression, is wearing sunglasses to conceal his eyes, and is clearly a barely disguised corpse.

kahbn@kahbn· Aug 23

Sat down to watch the latest episode of Parlor Room and WHAT IN THE SAMALAMADINGDONG US THAT?!?

A still from the TV show "Parlor Room", overlayed with the neon demonic head of Sam "I've been here the whole time" Reich.

kahbn@kahbn· Aug 19

Okay, one bright spot today at least.

A screenshot of @chiitan-usa.bsky.social liking a post by @kahbn explaining how conversion therapy is literally torture.

kahbn@kahbn· Aug 11

Say hi to Long Girl.

An above photo of an orange and white Corgi, nose first.

kahbn@kahbn· Aug 6

kahbn@kahbn· Jun 25

A bad comic.

"I had a dream about a little girl with a goat skull for a head."

A bad comic.

"Bone fingers, too. She said they were cold."

A bad comic.

"She said she didn't know why her face was a goat skull.

'it just feels like a face to me.'"

A bad comic.

"I know she wasn't real, but I hope she's okay."

kahbn@kahbn· Jun 20

Coach Z, a cartoon character from the "Homestar Runner" series, saying "Good Jorb!" (Misspelling is correct.)

kahbn@kahbn· Jun 19

Replace journalists with Al, the guy from "Home Improvement."

Richard Karn as the character Al Borland from the TV show "Home improvement." A man with dark hair and a close cropped beard leans against a counter in front of a television set made to look like a workshop. He wears a plaid shirt, jeans, and a small apron around his waist, loaded with an assortment of tools.

kahbn@kahbn· May 28

Could be worse.

A photo of Benjamin "My Doctor Wife Told Me A Wet Pussy Is A Bad Thing" Shapiro, standing in a Home Depot parking lot. In one hand, he holds a short plank of wood, and in the other, he holds a receipt, presumably for said plank. Shapiro has had the Home Depot employees put his short plank of wood in a plastic bag for him.

kahbn@kahbn· May 14

Upload the 3rd photo from your gallery no matter what it is.

A post by @hedgehogfax.bsky.social, saying "all my best posts have four likes"

The post has been liked, giving it a total of four likes.

kahbn@kahbn· May 5

I'M DOING MY PART.

A post by @hedgehogfax.bsky.social that says "all my best posts have 4 likes"

It has three likes.

kahbn@kahbn· Apr 13

When they say Adam and Eve ate of the apple, this is what they meant.

A photograph of an Apple Macintosh computer from 1984 in front of a pure white background. The computer itself is a tall beige box with a built in screen. Next to the computer are a keyboard, a mouse, and a separate disk drive, all of them also beige and boxy. The screen shows the word "hello" written in cursive in some kind of art program. The color balance of the photo is off, making the screen look slightly blue tinted.

kahbn@kahbn· Apr 12

The same way I always do.

A black and white image of a clock, with Hazel's face overlaid in the center. Every time on the clock reads "HAZEL." Underneath the clock is the caption "GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIMEZEL"

kahbn@kahbn· Apr 1

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

The "one does not just walk into mordor" meme.
Top text: "estrogen does not just"
Bottom text: "wander inside the boob fortress"

kahbn@kahbn· Mar 21

without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?

A yellow box on a wooden desk. Blue letters across the front read "DONE."

kahbn@kahbn· Mar 12

Ellen Ripley, standing in an industrial yellow power loader, arms spread.

kahbn@kahbn· Mar 12

The cover of a "Blade" comic, featuring Dr. Strange.

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