Kaiyoht

@kaiyoht

Therian ~ /kaɪ.joʊt/ ~ he/it ~ 30 Kicked out of Alcatraz Witch's-familiar-in-training Home *is* wandering 💜 My "sweet marten": @opda.bsky.social 💚 I like to chat, but I get busy. Reach out anyways! Expect occasional 18+.

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Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Jul 10

Bounce to the rhythm Jump, feel the heat Bounce to the rhythm of the boomin beat #fursuitfriday 📸: @opda.bsky.social

A coyote fursuiter wearing a radio tracking collar looks at the camera and points upwards. Behind and above him, a projector screen is displaying an image of a fox who looks like he pilots a non-copyrighted star craft. The image is in first person perspective, where the fox appears to be bouncing on the dick of the viewer. The fox's knot and balls are hanging out as he rides the viewer.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Jun 6

Focus up, pup, eyes on me... we'll have those pesky thoughts of your head in a flash 😈 🎨: @vetivernakamura.bsky.social

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Jun 3

The dog got into the laundry hamper again... whose jock has he got wrapped around his snout this time? 🎨: @gayandfragile.bsky.social

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 22

I walked through a ring of mushrooms, then took a nap. When I woke up, everything was so big! Looks like you found it too. I'm scared some lumberjack will come along and stuff me in his pocket... Maybe we could stick together for a bit? lightly Micro May themed #fursuitfriday 📸: @opda.bsky.social

A coyote fursuiter's head is visible behind a giant tree stump. The tree stump is big enough that the coyote laying down flat on top of it could not reach from side to side. In the background, rolling, forested hills are visible, and a blue sky with high altitude clouds.

A coyote fursuiter sits on the edge of an enormous tree stump, staring down at the viewer. The tree stump is so tall that the coyote fursuiter, standing on the ground, would not reach its top. Behind the stump and fursuiter, rolling forested hills and a blue sky with high altitude clouds can be seen.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 20

After a long day with the "gym equipment", my paws get sore and need attention. Keep in mind, anything you do to me, I'll be sure to return the favor~ (paw day, allegedly) 🦊: @thanefennec.bsky.social 📸: @ferinoch.bsky.social

A coyote fursuiter sits in a sling, his paws pressed into the face of a fennec fox fursuiter kneeling down in front of him. The coyote looks down at the fennec with what almost appears to be a smirk.

An unseen fursuiter is sitting in a sling, mostly hidden by a fennex fox fursuiter in front of him. All that is visible are his two paws, with thick, squishy pawpads. The fennec fox is pressed towards his groin, kneeling on leg, his paw clearly visible on the other.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 18

I've been looking for this forever!!! My orgy just wouldn't have been complete without chowder

A food truck named "Sam's ChowderMobile", with advertisement text on the side: "We'll bring the party to YOU! Business events, Weddings, Rehearsal Dinners, Birthday Parties, [the list is cut off at this point]"

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 18

Finally back to cell service... my view yesterday morning

A view directly upwards. In the foreground, there are poles and fabric indicating a tent is above the viewer, but most of the tent material is mesh and can be seen through. Behind the tent, redwoods tower into the sky.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 15

I've got the hot tub started... care to watch the sunset with me? #fursuitfriday 📸: @opda.bsky.social

A coyote fursuiter is sitting in a hot tub that looks like a set of rocks. In the background, forested mountains rise, and above them, the sun sinks behind clouds, with shining rays of light peeking through openings. It is nearly sunset.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 8

The truest joy of a convention is to spend quality time with old friends... and forge new connections. #fursuitfriday 🦊: @thanefennec.bsky.social 📸: @opda.bsky.social

A fennec fox fursuiter with small antlers and blue highlights hugs with a coyote fursuiter in a bright hallway.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· May 1

Night is when the critters come out... are you sure you want to interrupt our banquet? #fursuitfriday 🐀: @ratpats.bsky.social 🐇: @relaxingdragon.bsky.social

Three fursuiters sit next to a garage and are illuminated with harsh lighting that seems to be casting shadows upwards. It is dark behind them. One fursuiter is a realistic rat, one is a toony jackayote, and one is a very scrungly coyote

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Apr 27

Playing a new furry VN, get my first look at the main character, realize he looks like Kite from Hunter x Hunter... Ah yes, this makes sense... since as we all know:

A character holding a katana with long white hair faces away from the viewer, with the text "All good hunters get along well with animals" over the top

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Apr 24

For #fursuitfriday... Went on a hike 📸: @miloproponyl.bsky.social

A coyote fursuiter wearing a dark colored cloak and pants and holding a hiking stick stands in front of a wide vista, where in the background you can see the San Francisco Bay

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Apr 20

I'm super late to this but i finally made one...

A Topsters grid, with music albums that presumably I like. They are:

Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues
Ataraxia - The Unexplained
MF DOOM - MM..FOOD
Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History

Daft Punk - Alive 2007
The Dodos - Visiter
Janelle Monáe - The ArchAndroid
Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Sammy Rae & The Friends - Something for Everybody

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
Toby Fox - Undertale
Tyler, The Creator - IGOR
Avalanches - Since I Left You
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Polygondwanaland

Arcade Fire - Funeral
Andrew Prahlow - Outer Wilds
Caravan Palace - people pronounce this one "Robot Face" -- I can't make the characters on my phone keyboard, sorry
Parcels - Day/Night
The Comet is Coming - Trust in the Lifeforce of the Deep Mystery

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Electric Light Orchestra - Time
Lifeformed x Janice Kwan - TUNIC
Vulfpeck - The Beautiful Game
Anamanaguchi - Endless Fantasy

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Apr 14

Any of these picks has a story to explain it... But the only one I feel compelled to explain without being prompted is Undertale. It got me to stop being a completionist. Without that, I wouldn't have finished >75% of this list. Hitman, which got me to quit save scumming, could also have fit there.

A grid of games I have rated.
Favorite Game - Outer Wilds
Best Story - Disco Elysium
Favorite Art Style - Tunic
Biggest Personal Impact - Undertale
Best Combat - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Overhated - Deathloop
Underrated - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Overrated - Super Mario 64
Needs a Remake - Pokemon Colosseum
Criminally Overlooked - Signs of the Sojourner
Favorite Protagonist - Celeste
Favorite Antagonist - Portal
Best Soundtrack - Jet Set Radio
Best Multiplayer - Return of the Obra Dinn
Not Usually My Thing, But... - Hades
Turn My Brain Off - Kemono Mahjong
Best With Friends - Tabletop Simulator
Best Retro Game - Windjammers
Nostalgic Childhood Game - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
Game Everyone Should Play - Journey

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Apr 8

Masks, by Shel Silverstein

She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by--
And never knew.

An illustration accompanies the poem, wherein two cartoon characters walk away from each other, each donning enormous masks.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Apr 8

Hey, Yoda, what should I have for dinner?

A sign that *would* read "Sushi All You Can Eat", except something is covering the word "All"

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Mar 23

twitter post that reads: "my boyfriend just casually dropped the fact that for most of his adult life, he has been able to force himself to wake up from a nightmare by just envisioning the StarCraft menu screen mid-dream and picturing himself hitting the 'quit' button on it."

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Mar 8

It's super fascinating how Beli works in practice because sometimes you get breakdowns like for the SF benihana... If you say "you liked it", the lowest rating it'll let you give is a 6.7, and if you say "it was fine" the lowest rating it'll give is 3.4... And there's a suspicious spike at both here

A screen shot of the food ranking app beli, showing a page for a Benihana. The ratings breakdown has two spikes, the first around 3.4 and the second around 6.7

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Mar 2

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Mar 2

Went on a hike

A coyote fursuit standing underneath a felled, charred redwood tree trunk, holding a hiking stick

A banana slug crawling up the edge of a log

Clover and bushes growing in the unexpected sunlight beneath redwood trees along a hiking path

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Feb 18

A family of trees wanting to be haunted

A picture of a napkin dispenser that says "Please take only what you need"

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Jan 13

Is Last Impression one of those random British islands everyone forgets they technically own in the Caribbean

Sign that says "Vehicle Pick Up Area. Questions? See Ambassador of Last Impression"

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Jan 7

Lived: I had an address there. Stayed: I knew someone that lived there and went to visit them. I slept in their home. Visited: I was there because I was doing something specifically there. Stopped: I spent a night there but was just passing through. Passed: I didn't even spend a night there.

Map of the US with various states labeled as being "Lived Here", "Stayed Here", "Visited Here", "Stopped Here", "Passed Here", or "Never Been Here"

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

November: Wilder Ranch State Park November 2: Cirque du Soleil December: Maker's fair at Muir Beach Community Center (Marin County) December 2: Charles Dickens' Christmas Fair

A group of people wearing animal heads stand on a stage, with a cube in the background

Picture of a beach nestled underneath an enormous cliff, viewed from a different cliff

A picture of a sign that reads "Welcome to Dickens' London"

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

Final pic from September: San Francisco, CA October: Haunted house in SF October 2: Night hike at Mount Diablo State Park to see tarantulas October 3: Fog hiking in Big Basin Redwoods State Park

A picture of the San Francisco Mint, lit up in pretty colors

A dark picture of a mountainside, no tarantulas in view

Tall, tall trees spring upwards past dense bushes as foggy clouds permeate in every direction

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

Still September: - Rocky Mountain National Park, CO - Glenwood Springs, CO - the salt flats of western UT - Lake Tahoe, viewed from NV

Two people stand in the foreground, with a huge valley behind them filled with green trees, and mountains reaching up in the distance beyond

Hot tubs at night, with a city's lights in the distance (on the other side of the Colorado River)

A large sculpture viewed from a highwat, vaguely reminiscent of the pokemon Sudowoodo

A large lake in the distance, as viewed from the side of a mountain.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

September: - Hocking Hills, OH - Pittsburgh, PA - Riverwalk in Estes Park, CO - Sound Garden at the riverwalk in Estes Park, CO

A picture of wooden stairs with rope handles ascending a hill.

A picture of a sunset, behind the side of a hill, as pictured from the hill, with a city below

A river winds lazily next to a walking path with shops

A person is hitting a weird doohicky with a mallet

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

May: Other World (Columbus, OH) June: hiking the Scuppernong Trails (WI) July: AC (Pittsburgh, PA) August: played volleyball (Madison, WI; I only actually made it out like 2 or 3 times this year! very sad!!)

A picture of a room lit up by blue lights, with a grid pattern on the floor, a fancy chair, and an old record player. All the walls are mirrors.

A picture of a trail leading into woods, lined by trees with sparse bottoms planted in even rows.

A picture of the Westin in downtown Pittsburgh. In the center of the frame, a cardboard cutout of shrek can be seen in a window, of a cat's room who will not be named :p

A group of people standing on a sand court for volleyball, wearing matching tank tops.

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

Some bonus pics: January: Franklin Parks Conservancy (Columbus, OH) February: Bouldering at Fursquared (Milwaukee, WI) March: Game Grounds (Columbus, OH) April: visited the wrong Urbana (Urbana, OH; for context, I grew up in Urbana, IL)

A picture of a greenhouse, with a crazy large glass blown sculpture in the middle, lit up in fiery reds and yellows. The garden is lit up in pretty colors, and many sturdier plants have lights strung up on them. Outside, it is nighttime.

A picture of people, some in fursuits, standing in front of a bouldering wall

A picture of six people standing at some kind of game. Eyes ring the wall beyond them, along with lit up mouths beneath the eyes. They are sliding things towards the mouths up a sloped ramp.

A picture of the Champaign County Courthouse, in Urbana, OH. It is a brick building, three stories tall, and otherwise nondescript

Kaiyoht@kaiyoht· Dec 19

September: crossed the Continental Divide (Rocky Mountain National Park, CO) October: Hand out halloween candy to 100+ kids (Mischief Manor, CA) November: hiking at Big Basin Redwoods State Park (CA) December: hiking at Mt Tamalpais State Park (CA)