Kale 🐸🧀🌈

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Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Jun 27

Help, Rufus is phasing through time and space

A blurry image of Rufus. Rufus is a medium, black dog with his mouth open.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Jun 11

Carlos wouldn't let me get this....

A large assortment of bright flowers in endless rows. In the center is a giant metal green frog standing with its arms up in the air. It has a large open mouth and is surrounded my smaller metal frogs. The price tag on the giant frog reads $349.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Jun 7

Bit of a rough day. Hella rough brain day. A pretty lady with a strawberry purse gave me this and I wanted to cry. Thankful for friends and small moments of joy in the world.

Kale holding a bright orange package that reads Reese's.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Jun 4

C H E E S E

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· May 22

Yeah I'm pretty good at Overwatch

There is a small white skull with a leafy crown on the left side of the image. Beside it is the number 1 with a tiny red arrow pointing down. Below that is text that reads "LONGEST WIN STREAK."

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· May 21

Butter Chicken Fries. 😩

A black plastic container in the shape of a rectangle on a wood table. The container has a large pile of fries topped with butter chicken and a white garlic sauce. Parsley is sprinkled on top. An extra container of white sauce is beside the meal.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Apr 19

Here is my boy to help you out 💕

Rufus, a medium sized black dog with a white chin. He is sitting on a wood floor while looking up at the camera. He has a little yellow raincoat on.

Rufus shaking snow off of his face. There is white snow surrounding him.

Rufus snuggling a pink plush. He is curled up in a ball on the couch. His brown eyes are big and looking at the camera.

Rufus as a puppy! He is about 2 months old in thia photo. He looks fluffier, smaller and has his tiny pink tongue sticking out. His white patch on his chest looks scruffy.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Mar 22

I have been on my feet since 9 AM but I'm so happy I get to spend it in my wonderful life 💖

A golden yellow cheese wheel with a a cute Honeybee holding a spoon of honey. The cheese reads "Goat Cheese honeybee"

A bookstore filled with art and musicians. 4 musicians with guitars are in a line performing at a songwriter's night.

A beautiful, precious black and white cat sitting in front of a bright light. The cat's shadow is casting on the road behind them.

A colored pencil artwork. The background is half red, and half black and white lines drawn in an abstract manner. An orange cat sits on a wooden counter while smoking a cigarette. The cigarette smoke is blue and winding up the art. Beside the cat is a beer and another cigarette.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Mar 20

Insane lineup

Four images of Kale's last watched movies.

Starting on the left:
"Kayla" A woman standing with a devious look on her face. In the background is a couple.

"Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" A disheveled looking man with a wild beard and wires that look like they are coming out of his head.

"The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" A group of people who are well dressed standing in a stadium that looks torn apart.

"Swiped" A woman's hand holding cell phone with various people's pictures on it.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Mar 11

Obsessed with this blue cheese from my work 😩

A cooked ribeye one black cutting board. It is a rich brown color with melted blue cheese all over it. A small hunk of blue cheese is in the middle of the ribeye. The blue cheese is creamy looking with blue streaks in it.

The cooked ribeye thinly sliced. Inside the ribeye is a bright pink with thin brown edges. The blue cheese is melting over the slices.

A full plate of food. The plate is white and has the following on it:

Thinly sliced ribeye with blue cheese.
3 slices of a golden Rosemary Garlic Focaccia.
A dark green scoop of collard greens.
A mash made of jackfruit seeds and blue cheese.
An Irish stew with bright root vegetables and cabbage.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Mar 8

First day went amazing 🧀 thank you for the support cheese :>

A picture of Kale holding up a quarter of a jackfruit. She is sitting in her car after a day of work. Her hair is put up in a purple velvet bandana and she is wearing a black shirt.

A ziploc bag of prosciutto that Kale sliced at work. It is thinly sliced and various shades of pinks and reds with a white fatty streak running through it.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Mar 2

Lightning by Mitski 💖🌧💕😩💀✨️🤪💓

A blurry photo of Rufus, a black dog, mid yawn so it looks like he is screaming in support of Mitski

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Mar 1

A blurry cat with its mouth open. A hand emoji on the left side is pointing with the index finger. It looks like the cat is laughing and making fun of twigja :)

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Feb 14

It's Rufus Birthday! He is 6 years old today and I'm so grateful he came into my life all those years ago. For those that don't know, Rufus was a stray dog I heard yapping at midnight when I was living in Arkansas. I spent an hour coaxing him out from under a car and I would do it again, every time.

Rufus, a medium black dog, sitting on a wood floor. He is wearing a bright yellow rain coat. His mouth is open and he look really happy even though it's raining outside.

A slightly blurry photo of Rufus opening his mouth during a big yawn. He also has a pretty pink ribbon tied around his neck.

Rufus standing at the edge of a creek. Green and brown nature surrounds him. Leaves are scattered in the water and a bridge with a circular arch is in the background.

Rufus as a puppy, approximately two or three months old. He is fluffier and you can see the white patch of fur on his chest. His little tongue is sticking out a tiny amount.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Feb 9

I'm hella sick

Totally normal looking Pim from Smiling Friends. He is in a sitting position with his eyes slightly closed and an open mouth. Pim has a light purple skin that looks decrepit, with clothes to match his grotesque look. His eyes look like he has gone through some shit. He has a single black nerve ending that appears to be a strand of hair coming out of the top of his head.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Feb 1

UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.twitch.tv/kaleasaur

A bright orange background with text that reads "FartingTart presents the YOU HAVE UNO! tournament" and below that it has 4 pictures of the contestants with the names "Left4Donut, Phroobin, Gamerazillakong, Kaleasaur." Below that reads Game 4 - Feb 1 (1 pm EST)

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Jan 24

I know I have been offline more, but I just want y'all to know I'm doing well and I've been making friends :>

A group of people Kale is friends with standing in a bookstore. They are all dressed cozy because it is -5F outside. Rows of books and art are behind them.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Jan 4

I miss being a little English major :3c Reading and properly analyzing has truly made my love of books alive again.

A messy spread of notes, tabs, colorful pens, and a bright orange book titled "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho. An empty teapot with a small black mug are sitting on the corner of the table. The background of the coffee shop is dimly lit.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Dec 31

@omegachad.bsky.social and I got married today 💕 The Kitasan Black Support Card is replacing our marriage certificate in this photo :)

An image of Chad and Kale holding a Kitasan Black Support Card in place of their marriage certificate. They are standing beside each other in their home's kitchen. An archway behind them has a bright dried orange garland. Chad has medium wavy brown hair, a green sweater, and jeans on. Kale has black and purple curly hair, a bug necklace, a fall themed sweater, and a flowery skirt. They both have their wedding rings on because they are married now. :)

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Dec 23

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts 💖🥺 Rufus is going to love the toys! I really look forward to my 30s and I appreciate all the love I had today. Also, I Iove my fiancé :)

Rufus, a medium sized black dog with a white streak of fur on his chest. He is wearing a black collar with an fall themed bowtie. He is laying on a gray couch with a light blue Snoopy blanket.

Kale and Chad sitting in a restaurant that has lots of framed images on the walls.

Kale has short black hair with purple streaks. Her hair is curly except for her short bangs. Kale is wearing black clothing.

Chad is leaned in behind Kale. He has wavy brown hair. He is wearing a gray sweater and jeans.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Dec 8

🐸 SCHEDULE! 🐸 Hope to see you there cuties :3 Gonna try to pull for Manhattan Cafe in Uma 🐎 ACNH will happen if I connect my switch :3 Times may change! I may go live earlier/later :3

A pink and green themed stream schedule. On the left side is a bright green frog with pink blush smiling in front of a light pink background comprised of pink and yellow flowers. The right side has a weekly schedule with green boxes of various shades for each day of the week. Cute pink bugs and white flowers mark every box like bullet points.

The schedule reads:

Schedule, Week of Dec 6th

MON Offline
TUE Uma - Manhattan?? - 2 PM EST
WED Discounty - 2 PM EST
THU ACNH/Town to City - 2 PM EST
FRI Offline
SAT Offline
SUN Offline

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Nov 22

Today's fit - Halloween is never over 🦇😤

Kale posed in front of a white door, a wood wall, a shelf of cute plants by a barrel with a Woodcock print, and some decorations on the other side of her. She is leaning on her left foot and looking up to the right with her arms down by her side.

She has black hair in two short pigtails and bangs with a purple strip covering her forehead. Kale is dressed in a long black button up that is open and distressed in various areas. The frayed sleeves are rolled up a bit to show bracelets. She has a black crop top under it and wide-leg gray-black jeans. Her socks have cute ghosts showing from her black shoes.

Kale turned around, facing the white door with her back to the camera. The back of her outfit shows that the long black button up is distressed down the middle of the back. She is holding it out with her left hand to show the shape of the shirt.

A close up of Kale's socks ans shoes. The ghosts on the socks have orange and yellow flowers on them, and are surrounded by tiny white stars. Her shoes are matte black with silver buckles.

A close up of Kale's rings and bracelets. There is a pointed silver ring with black diamond-shapes in it, her black wedding ring with an alexandrite gem, and a silver ring with an etching of a dagger on it.

Her bracelets are all bead bracelets that are Halloween themed. One is purple with three black hearts and it is next to a bracelet that says BOO with green stars between the letters. The other hand has black beaded bracelets with orange, green, and purple stars randomly between the black beads.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Nov 18

A schedule for you cuties! 💛 I am addicted to Umamusume

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Nov 14

I just started playing recently but feel free to follow me :3c

A Umamusume Trainer Card. It has a green border and matching green banner that reads "Trainer Card." Silence Suzuka is on the left side under the banner. Suzuka has long, silky reddish-orange hair that cascades gracefully to her waist. Her straight, neatly trimmed bangs frame her forehead, with two even strands completing her hairstyle. She wears a simple white headband secured with a silver star accessory. Her ears are wrapped in green fabric, with a small ribbon in her signature green and yellow hanging from her right ear. She has a green and white uniform with a pleated skirt. She is reaching out with her right hand and has her left hand on her chest.

The right side of the card has the following information:

A blue tag that says: Team Player, Star Slayer
Name: ThePizzler
ID: 575 510 306 014
Team Rank: C3, 90166
Club: Unaffiliated
Rank/Team Class: 37034/Class 3

Star Umamusume: Silence Suzuka, B+
Career Support: Matikanefukukitaru LVL 40

Comment: PIZZ

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Nov 12

My beloved Matikanefukukitaru brought us giga wins ✨️

Matikanefukukitaru, an Umamusume, with short orange hair, golden eyes with a sparkle, and cute hair accessories that help bring her luck. She is posing with a peace sign in front of her face.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Nov 10

I have an allergy test on Monday, hope I pass 🐸 Finally back with a schedule for you cuties 💛

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Nov 9

I want to post more pics of my fits so here is yesterday's 🐸 All thrifted!

Kale posing in front of a white door and wooden walls. Beside her on the left side is a wooden shelf with multiple plants in cute pots. The right side has three small white wall shelfs with a Lego vase with Lego flowers inside it, a witchy dog statue, and various small plants.

Kale is wearing black tights, a green skirt with a white embroidered pattern that resembles plants, and a black sweater with bright pink edges, and colorful embroidered plants around the neck.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Oct 31

Happy Halloween engagement to us 🎃🦇

Kale and Carlos posing in front of Haloween lights. Carlos is in a red sweater with medium brown hair framing his face and he is smiling. Kale has short black and purple hair, winged eyeliner and is wearing a dark green dress with matching nails. She is holding up her hand to show a silver ring, and a black engagement ring with a purple alexandrite gem. She is smiling beside Carlos.

A close up of Kale's engagement ring. It has two pieces. The bands are black and the bottom one comes to a point in the middle, with three small stones. The top band has a big alexandrite that is purple (but changes to blue and green in certain lighting).

Kale and Carlos in front of their house that is decorated with spiders webs and a giant black spider. Kale has on a gray jacket, a black necklace and is standing by Carlos. Carlos is holding Kale and smiling beside her. He has on a red sweater and a wooden watch.

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Oct 27

10 games to get to know me 🐸

Kale with short black and purple hair, a black vest and a silver necklace. She is surrounded by 10 video games that she really enjoys:

Overwatch 2, Unpacking, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland, Coffee Talk, Pokémon Sapphire Version, Animal Crossing, Plate Up!, Super Moneky Ball 2, Baldurs Gate 3

Kale 🐸🧀🌈@kaleasaur· Oct 10

@criticalrole.bsky.social Y'all really need a solution to your emote only chat. Seems to be ZERO mods in the chat so hateful messages keep getting posted. The messages just keep getting worse too. It has been going on for a long time this session.