petty mayonnaise

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petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· 11d

Buying food in America

Movie poster with text of title "total recall" and close up of Arnold Schwarzenegger in a blue tone

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· 19d

Egg shirt (COVERING A COMPANY LOGO)

Black T-shirt with egg applique on top right quadrant

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· 19d

A grey tabby, a tuxedo cat, and a white cat sitting relaxing in a line, about 6 feet apart

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· 28d

is this anything or do I need to stop watching arrow verse shows

smart water bottle, but instead of smart it says smart

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Aug 3

From the unbeatable squirrel girl, vol 2. THOUGHTS???

Comic book panel that has a card that says "sorry I got mind controlled again" and a picture of Spider-Man's mask

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Jun 12

my new goal is somehow acquiring the jewel parking lot and turning it into green space. how can I do this. it's feels so much hotter on that parking lot. this parking lot is usually 1/8 full (estimated)

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· May 18

How I sleep knowing I terrorized my mom in the middle of the night and messed up her sleep for today

Small grey tabby sleeping comfortably on a large beige pillow

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· May 14

Cat tax

White cat with large black spots lying down on a purple yoga mat

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· May 8

My cat has started using a pillow as a comforter

Small gray tabby cat on a bed with orange sheets. Her head is on a pillow and her body is under a pillow with her feet sticking out

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Apr 19

This is the funniest photo of my cat I have ever taken

White cat standing on his hind legs with his front legs in the air. His mouth is wide open trying to catch a piece of string.

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Apr 13

Egg

White cat with orange tail and orange head curled up into a little ball, with a piece of circular yellow fabric on him. Meant to look like an egg

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Apr 2

I read my cat's tarot, and we found out that he is a scaredy cat and will likely continue to be a scaredy cat

White cat with orange patches on his head, standing on blue carpet sniffing the two and three of pentacles, reversed from the cat's perspective, and the Ace of pentacles

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Feb 16

I saw this sign on a door in Coyoacán, Mexico

Black circle inscripted with gold text that says "fintech land" on a white pillar

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Jan 7

Timeline cleanse

Small gray tabby cat with her head on a gray pillow and underneath a gray and white striped blanket with her arm out. Her face is scowling

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Dec 21

WHEN WILL I EAT BUGS

A graffiti sign in a Chicago underpass that says" you will eat bugs"

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Dec 6

My foster Sylvia loves churus and my cat hates the sylvia

Fluffy tortoiseshell cat being fed a churu, behind her, a small gray cat peering angrily behind a door

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Dec 6

Reading life after cars and I guess my cat has joined @thewaroncars.bsky.social

Small gray cat with black ears sitting on top of am open book with a yellow cover on a wooden table. A small glass of espresso is next to the book.

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Dec 2

he is quite confident if i am in bed lying down underneath a blanket

small white cat with orange fur on his head looking down and confidently walking forward on a teal and blue blanket

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Dec 2

things that scared my cat today: 1. The office chair moved 2. I uncrossed my legs 3. The clothes drying rack 4. His bed 5. I watered a plant 6. A backpack

white cat, with orange on the top of his head and an orange tail, standing on an orange blanket looking backwards

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Nov 12

Is it aurora or rds?

Photo of green and red Aurora Borealis over lake Michigan

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Oct 19

This is my current foster Garfield, who just got adoption confirmation today by a family that has been referring to him as jarfield

Small fluffy orange kitten looking back at the camera, on a blue and white rug

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Oct 10

Jack donaghey from 30 Rock on the phone. Saying, really, Trump? Trump? My idea is stupid. Well you make your hair every morning by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine!"

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Oct 5

Bugs Bunny. Caption: I wish all fascists a very heat exhaustion for wearing too much tactical gear and 90° f

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Sep 18

Raccoon sitting on some large rocks looking out at the lake where there are sailboats

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Sep 16

Melania Trump stepping into a car wearing green jacket that says " I really don't care do u?"

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Sep 15

I do not think I have posted them but here is moon and Garfield in a tent that I purchased on FB

Two orange kittens in a miniature camping tent

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Sep 5

His name was ember, I renamed him after he came to me called Emma because he was just so beautiful

Grey and white long hair cat sitting by window and licking his lips

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Aug 31

WOW

Chia pet, I found at a thrift store of the child from Star wars

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Aug 20

I got a moth eaten sweater from buy nothing and have been patching it up slowly during meetings and it's very soothing

Cream colored cashmere sweater with many holes, some holes have been patched up with similar thread color

petty mayonnaise@kalehummus· Aug 15

My air and water show