Ni Hao Mao

@kallimao

🐱🐶🫖📚 CATS. DOGS. TEA. BOOKS. Member of the Cloud Appreciation Society, Tea Appreciation Society, and Postcrossing. I also paint and make art stuff: houseofsnarf.com 🎨

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Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· 27d

I would love for it to rain here so I could use an umbrella! ☂️ (But alas, just our Extreme Heat Warning here in SoCal 🥵) Crazy to think that England used to be anti-umbrella, when we associate umbrellas with England weather these days... ☔ www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the...

Jonas Hanway walking into the rain, with—controversially—an umbrella. (Photo: Bettmann/Getty Images)

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Jan 14

My husband & I found this sticker on the sidewalk while out with our dog. Also, did you know that Jan 13th is National Sticker Day? Let's stick it to those fascists/nazis/magats cuz they stink and are trash

A round black and white sticker showing a generic representation of a human figure tossing a swastika into a waste basket. The sticker is on the front of a small black notebook.

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Dec 26

Photo yesterday during the rainstorms and variety of amazing clouds… I didn’t notice until afterwards while showing the pic to the husband, but HOLY CATS 😺😻

Golden sun rays in a blue sky with rain cloud formations low in the horizon. A palm tree at lower right. The clouds look like a giant cat with big eyes and a grey nose, staring at what looks like two small grey cats, one balancing on the other

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Dec 19

Meanwhile, over on the Los Angeles subreddit… 🤣 So, so true

Image of a post by _redxangel_ stating, “You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf but have y’all heard of using your blinker when driving”

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Dec 9

My husband and I just bonked heads while trying to kiss our dog at the same time 😂 Pic of said dog Adelaide 🐕

an adorable red merle corgi/shepherd mix dog with speckled legs and a bushy tail lying upon a grey duvet-covered bed

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Dec 6

Happy #Caturday! 😺

A long-haired cat with white front and grey tabby back sitting next to a white Buddha head statue on a balcony bench in the daytime.

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Nov 27

The Wellington with spiced cranberry sauce late out of the oven… Holiday feast thanks to #veggiegrill! 🫶

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Nov 27

Happy #vegan Thanksgiving! 🥕🫛🍞🥔🤲✨

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Aug 11

Name. Shame. Blame. theyesmen.org/project/ICE/... #fuckice #shitbags #theyesmen

poster with headline "HAVE YOU SEEN US?" showing 24 thumbnail images of ICE collaborators: "WE HAVE RECENTLY BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED BY THE PRESS WHILE PARTICIPATING IN THE CRUEL ABDUCTION OF LEGAL IMMIGRANTS AFTER THEIR SCHEDULED COURT HEARINGS." Notice also states: "IF YOU SEE US, PLEASE LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF US."

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Aug 9

Happy #internationalcatday!

close-up photo of an off-white t-shirt with a graphic featuring 9 cartoon cats doing various things like sitting in a basket and sweeping; each cat has a caption of "fuck trump" because fuck that felon

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Jun 29

Happy #Caturday! 😻🎨🖌️

Watercolor painting of a white cat with a black tail, dark side spot, and a dark head top with pale green eyes and a pink nose against a pinkish wash background

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Jun 1

I mainly have a shop on Zazzle so that I can buy my own cards to send to friends & family... www.zazzle.com/store/house_...

screenshot listing three animal birthday card designs (bunny, koala & panda) and a postcard (cliffs and beachside scene) purchased from the House of Snarf Zazzle shop

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· May 24

Even this weekend’s calendar pic features an American badger who knows what’s up…over in Canada 🇺🇸🇨🇦 #badgerbadgerbadger #americanbadger #saveourwildlife #gopsucks

May 24-25 weekend calendar pic of an American badger (Taxidea taxis), Grasslands National Park, Saskatchewan, Canada

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· May 24

Yessss it’s #caturday mwahaha 😼 @knives-n-tea.bsky.social

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Apr 8

Ever since I did a grade school report on marsupials, I've loved #koalas. I collected plush koalas and drew them obsessively. Obviously, I still love them, and moved on to painting them as well. 🐨 I sell this koala card on #Zazzle, and it's one of my most popular: www.zazzle.com/have_a_koala...

screenshot of my Zazzle shop, featuring a watercolor painting of a koala wearing a party hat above the rainbow-colored words "Have a Koala-ty Birthday!!!"

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Apr 6

DOGS YES! 🐕👍 D.O.G.E. NO! 💩👎

photo of red & white merle mutt wearing a protest sign that says “DOGS YES!” with a paw print graphic

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Apr 6

From yesterday’s April 5th collective protest, at Hollywood & Vermont in Los Feliz

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Mar 28

LFG!!! #losangeles

website photo of Bernie Sanders with supporters

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 19

I'm taking my first class at Tuft House L.A. on Saturday and am so excited! This is the art template I created, because all new #crafting = portraits of our dog Adelaide. Interested in making your very own #rug? Take a class at Tuft House L.A.! www.tufthousela.com #tufting #dogportrait #artsky

Photoshop line art featuring the head of my dog Adelaide, which will be my template for a tufted rug design

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 19

I made a postcard of our dog Adelaide with one of the Cabazon dinosaurs! I also included a line on the backside for a #Postcrossing ID. 🥰📮 www.zazzle.com/i_love_ca_po... #postcards #zazzle #ilovemydog #cabazondinosaurs #dinosaur #trex

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 17

✨ Book Challenge - Day 20 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 15

✨ Book Challenge - Day 19 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 14

✨ Book Challenge - Day 18 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 13

✨ Book Challenge - Day 17 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Bookchallenge

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 11

✨ Book Challenge - Day 16 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Bookchallenge

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 10

✨ Book Challenge - Day 15 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Bookchallenge

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 9

✨ Book Challenge - Day 14 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Bookchallenge

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 9

✨ Book Challenge - Day 13 ✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Bookchallenge

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 8

✨ Book Challenge - Day 12✨ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Bookchallenge

Ni Hao Mao@kallimao· Feb 7

Art by Timo Fahler titled: “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door” (2023) www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/02/timo...