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Kalvin the Reindeer

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Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb:

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Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· 20d

I took a board game I’ve been working on to GenCon to get feedback and these guys were my first playtest.

A group of board gamers all dressed up like Toad from Mario playtesting a boardgame.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Jul 15

Exhibit A

My cat looking angry for whatever reason, probably my fault.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Jul 10

Fake news

An article stating that Bluesky is still going strong (which we all know is fake news).

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· May 14

Spirit animal

A fox with a mouthful of hotdogs.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· May 9

When your wife says she made cookies only to find out they are gingerbread

A professional wrestler punches a gingerbread mascot because he hates gingerbread cookies.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· May 29

A dog, like Chewbacca, holding a gun

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· May 10

Did I do this right?

A skircle showing all my closest interactions

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Apr 30

Don't say your vote doesn't matter ever again

A screenshot showing how the Liberals won one seat by 17 votes.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Apr 29

Steps 1 and 2 complete

My cat, eating grass, plotting the ruin of my carpet.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Apr 7

Is it 1? I bet the record is 1.

A picture of a rat sniffing out land mines with the headline "A giant pouched rat recently set a new world record for most landmines detected by a rat". My guess is the record is one.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Apr 4

And here are some happy houses for you to enjoy as we head into the Weekend of Despair.

A house that looks happy (happy than me at least)

A happy looking log cabin

A house that looks happy as it eats it's fields.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Apr 4

How about this guy?

Count von Count the Putin impersonator.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Apr 4

I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.

A barn that looks surprised

A brick building that looks either surprised or worried

A building that looks surprised. It also has some pipes that look like a penis (I don't know why).

A house that looks both surprised and surprising chill

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Mar 27

There's a little bird nesting outside my office window so things are slightly better.

A bird (maybe a dove or a pigeon or an ostrich -- I don't know birds) perched outside my office window.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Mar 13

I'm currently hanging out with some snow monkeys and this guy wanted to say hi.

A snow monkey hanging out in a thermal bath, living his best life.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Mar 3

An unexpected development

The ghost of Maury Povich shared this post about Maury Povich

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Mar 1

This is a trap

My cat lying on his back inviting me to pet him so he can bite me

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Feb 11

It is done

This is an image of a google map with the name of Lake Titicaca changed to Lake Boobiepoopoo which proves that I am the most powerful president ever.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Jan 6

You have a new follower

Fembots from Austin Powers have taken over Bluesky. If only there were an international man of mystery to save us.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Jan 5

In case you think I'm lying

My cat sleeping in a box instead of his new bed because he is annoying.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Jan 3

uh oh the avas have found me

Attack of the Avas (2025) - a Bluesky original movie about a horde of Avas who attack bad jokes.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Jan 1

Blade Runner 2025 looks amazing!

A cyber truck from Blade Runner 2025 is on fire outside some shady hotel.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Dec 30

This is an effective method

Dino (from the Flintstones) is unable to get through the door because he has a big bone (and is a vampire).

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Dec 19

Same vibe

Luigi arriving at court

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Dec 15

FRIEND: why do you hate crocs so much? ME:

Crocs with toes. Reason 78 for why Crocs are awful.

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Dec 15

How I feel Saturday night vs how I feel Sunday morning.

Luigi Mangione = Saturday

Emaciated Zombie = Sunday

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Dec 13

COMPUTER: your password is too weak ME:

Two weeks scene from Total Recall

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Dec 11

When your cat goes through a French Revolutionist phase.

Meowpoleon Bonaparte

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod· Nov 19

Breaking news: I have a new board game to play. And it's cheese themed!

Fromage: board game

Fromage: inside the box