Aurèle Amenda signs from Eintracht Frankfurt #PUSB #EARWIG-OH

There’s only one man England needs right now

There’s one man America needs right now. The hero of the hour.

No World Cup is complete without one crying child of a losing team.

#EARWIGOH #PUSB

Loum Tchaouna signs from Burnley. #PUSB

On this day two years ago.

_checking the bsky posts_

This will never stop being funny to me.

I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.

Years and years ago I made this concept for an Apple Watch face. Apple still hasn’t actually made it feasible for me to make such a face, so I decided to build it out as a demo web application instead: kapowaz-kronos.netlify.app

Going to try some of that ‘seasoning my food’ everyone on bsky keeps banging on about.

You turned off replies and quotes so obviously you didn’t *actually* want an explanation, but I’m going to give you one anyway: it’s because this game has rules, and we respect them. ‘Getting into soccer’ means you have to understand that, too.

I have to post the whole video because it’s just too funny watching David Bentley goading Mexicans in the crowd

Greggs CEO was spotted by Mexican fans in the Azteca

Football brings out the inner child in all of us.

I dunno man, looks like you’re a bit too salty

NERVOUS EXHAUSTION HYDRATION BREAK #MEXENG

We knew they’d have to pull out some bangers to fill the extra hour but this is special.

American minds cannot comprehend what I have just witnessed.

Serendipitous

Coventry City vs RCD Espanyol pre-season friendly, Saturday 8th August, 5:30pm at the CBS Arena #PUSB

May your life be as carefree today as this guy casually skateboarding in the road carrying a large bamboo pole.