Janeway
@katejaneway35
Linguist. Data enthusiast. Cat admirer.
🎶 🎶Wwwhhheeennn I was growing up this wasn't real. When I was growing up this was not real. But the country's in the shitter, and I'm growing fucking bitter. When I was growing up this was not real. 🎶🎶
In the past 3 hrs my boss has walked past my door 28 times. This is a typical day.
Not sure what you're talking about, we've been kicking ass for years. Ooohh... You mean men. Because of course you mean men. 😒
Hand them a newspaper and make them read the headline. I bet they'll conveniently not have their reading glasses on them.
It's D-Day. I visited the beaches of Normandy in 2008. The landing platforms are still floating in the water. The bunkers and the guns are still there on the cliff. I wish more Americans saw this stuff. It's really intense.
Does anyone else's cats come running when you cut an avocado? They both come in screaming, but then don't eat my offerings ?? Maybe they think it's poke bowl night?
We can share Chex mix, but all the ones that look like this are belong to me. You can have the pretzels.
Your honor, the word you're looking for is 'polysemy'. The prosecution can't establish mens rea based on the defendant's post. (I'm a linguist, not a lawyer)
Boss: You always have headphones on. What kind of things do you listen to all day? Me: Umm....
Everyone is just reading it upside-down. It's "LhgB", which everyone knows means "Let's have gay Babies".
I would be making the same face I am right now if someone were holding a dog turd under my nose.