Bonk will soon cross over to the cosmic realm, where she will beep and purr endlessly in sync with the universe. Wishes for her peaceful passing are greatly appreciated!

My gf: Here’s what I’m thinking about. *shows me variations on Bernoulli’s equation* Me:

In a race against my edible to finish an internship application. Who will win

I like to think Spain got a morale boost from us being there in Feb @okaysure.cool @maddieisntfunny.gay

My meta and I passing each other leaving/coming to our girlfriend’s house

Two gfs go to women’s sports bar… what will they do…

Came home to a possum on my porch #BLESSED

My bangs got curly

Btw we cheered very hard for DR Congo, they played beautifully, fuck England, can’t wait for Mexico to beat them

Post World Cup game pic from the other day

Visiting my parents. My dad coughed

“Okay dyke” should be the name of my memoir about all the lesbian shit I did before I realized I was gay

The fact that bandanas are back is huge news for your lesbian aunt

No one: Me: I have bangs now

Got my hairs cut

Kiss bestowed

I need to go home boss my cat needs a kiss on the head

My mom just found a VHS she recorded of our favorite telenovela

She’s locked in

She has emerged

Hm where is Elf

Hair goin crazy today

Bonk in the box

Good news

Hmmmmm

I’m pro divorce

Today is the birthday of the hottest girl in the world who also happens to be my girlfriend and I love her!!! Everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY @okaysure.cool OR ELSE!!!