Katie Sisneros, PhD
@katiesisneros
Perhap you have met me twixt sleep and wake in the penumbra of uncertainty you call unconsciousness. 📍MPLS, probs on the couch katiesisneros.wordpress.com
My dream was to work with orangutans. instead this is my daily corporate job food pyramid.
Snuck the France-Spain game onto the largest screen I could find at the office.
This Chubby McDumDum visited ours last winter and he still makes me laugh my ass off.
My 40th bday un-baptism ceremony at the Satanic Temple in Salem was extremely fucking rad and dope and now I think God might be mad at me.
Today was a 3 Volcanos Day (actually it was a lot more than 3, there were dozens of little Volcanettes). Also, cows.
I thought it would be funny to google how far away the nearest Taco Bell is from us but turns out…
They didn’t let me push a single button in engineering OR on the bridge. Rude.
Bout to hit up the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, lmk if you want me to pick you up anything.
Day 5 of 9 on this boat. When we finally dock in The Azores and my feet hit steady ground I’m either going to immediately fall over or throw up. Or both.
This stunning paperback has one of the stupidest short stories I’ve ever read, about a horse ghost who turns out was a guy in a mask but SURPRISE there was actually also a horse ghost and UGH it was so fun (and stupid).
Re: my previous post about my house cleaner, I am sending her rent funds so she can stay home and stay safe - ICE was parked outside her house a few days ago. If anyone can spare a few dollars, I’ll be sending them to her daughter’s Venmo.
I have been unreasonably excited about finally hitting this streak.
I initially read that as Harry Henderson and imagined to having to ask this guy to get off your car.
Ok fair but what if she was printed as a Disney Greek god on a mid-90s McDonald’s Hercules plate, maybe then?
Happy Halloween from my doofy little Animal Crossing island!
Goddamnit am I glad I saw Keanu and Alex as Estragon and Vladimir. Absolutely blown away. Thank you, @alexwinter.com!
I’m a massive Fred Brown fan and would you just LOOK at this 1958 paperback cover. *drool*
I HAD a favorite margin headline from @theonion.com but now I’ve got a NEW favorite margin headline from @theonion.com.
When I get stressy I like to walk into Dream Haven, say some author names, watch the clerk flit excitedly through the stacks and return with those names and also a random reco, then walk out with goodies.
Anyone in the twin cities interested in buying a whole iPad setup thingy? 3rd gen iPad Air 256gb, Apple Pencil, Smart Keyboard, protective case - all about 6 years old, $150 bucks.