katt_goddess

@kattgoddess

In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor. Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet. Sarcasm is never optional.

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katt_goddess@kattgoddess· 25d

Meanwhile, he's banned from Furniture Outlet Stores

Demotivational poster reading 'Furniture Outlet Stores - These Prices Are Insane!' featuring Nina from the anime 'Code Geass' having a mental breakdown. The reason for associating this particular character with JD Vance and his rumored couch lovin'? There's a notorious scene in Code Geass where Nina Vances an innocent table in a darkened room while staring a photo.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· 27d

When you want to spa but can only afford Dollar Tree & your face looks like this

'Tiny face' Goku as a level 3 Super Saiyan. I wanted to find the really horrible tiny face Dorkly derp version but I hate the internet right now & have no patience.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 24

Swag Update: I ran out of glass beads & won't get any more until next week @ the earliest; the wires & gems haven't even shipped yet; & I'm finally on the last 100 base items which leaves only 400 to be detailed & sealed. Deadline is Aug. 1st.

The 'I'm Fine' dog meme. Caption reads 'It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine' while a fire rages all around a dog in a hat sitting at a table with a cup.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 21

I look forward to staying up past my old lady bedtime!

still of the dancing happy cat meme featuring a young grey-n-white tabby kitten at a glass door jumping up and down with the caption 'Happy'.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 21

Pawn Star meme. Caption reads 'Best I can do is an old French press, an ancient Guild coffee cup, a mortar & pestle full of mystery dust & some fish-flavored ramen bricks.'

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 19

Screenshot of an episode of 'Venture Brothers' featuring Klaus Nomi using his sonic shocker voice to disrupt the wedding of the Monarch & Dr. Girlfriend.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 17

Taco Truck attire. Problem solved!

Black t-shirt with a white outline of a female form featuring a hot pink bikini.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 12

If it's in the play list, during 'One More Minute' he goes out into the audience & 3 people are blessed w/holy relics from the Weird One Himself - there are 2 silk scarfs & 1 silk boxer. I am one of the lucky scarf people. She's a lucky underpants recipient. 🤣

White silk scarf with fringe. Received during the 'Running with Scissors' tour. During the song 'One More Minute', Weird Al goes into the audience & gifts 3 people with items while he sings about the misery. 2 scarfs removed from pockets and placed around the necks of fans and...one pair of silk boxers pulled out of his pants. I am one of the lucky scarf people. It lives on my bedroom wall draped across an autographed glossy. [And no, not being a creep, my bedroom gets the least direct sunlight so virtually all autographed awesomeness ends up in there to keep from fading]

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 7

And tomorrow he'll either say something else or deny he said anything because Bibi sent him a picture of a Ferrero Rocher.

A photo of a Ferrero Rocher chocolate wrapped in it's usual gold foil.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Jun 3

Hey Ted, we can't unsee this

Ted Cruz wearing a face mask and pulling his wheeled luggage through the airport - photo taken when Ted Cruz decided to leave Texas during a deep freeze that blew out the power grid for the state he's supposed to represent for a Cancun, Mexico vacation because he was 'cold'.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· May 31

Text - To all those who say 'Drop the daily coffee/sandwich/whatever and save that money for something 'real' like a house:
One coffee five times a week = $25
One month = $100
One year = $1200
Using that as a base, in 10 years, you will have 'saved' $12,000.
Which is no where the hell near the price of a house now let alone 10 years from now.
So enjoy that coffee/sandwich/whatever because it's the thing that gets you through your damn day of wage slaving while some worthless putz oligargle who has never worked an honest day in their life and has no idea what anything actually costs whines about how you could afford so much if YOU tightened you belt instead of THEM paying a living wage in the first place.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· May 31

😆 Everyone knows that the black box makes it funnier.

Nekid Brock Sampson string doll key chain complete with knife, blood stains and black censor bar.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· May 30

Does the Vice Pedo want a salute instead?

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· May 30

QRP with how you draw women

Absolutely ancient doodle I did in MSPaint way back in the days of the Fan Collective on the old [adult swim] message board. I think I was dared to draw something that would get past Legal but only by the skin of it's teeth.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· May 13

'Gross' pennies.

Six pennies on a black background with the caption 'Your pennies have been up my ass.' It's a reference to a skit from the show 'Upright Citizens Brigade' where a guy admits to his friend that every day he shoves pennies up his ass & then spends them so that anytime someone tries to be a snob around him, he can still feel better than them because they probably have his ass pennies in their pockets.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Apr 28

A 'Street Shark' pondering how different the show would have been if he hadn't been spliced with a shark but rather with an octopus [a subtle reference to the use of tentacled creatures in Japanese hentai]. Caption - 'Just think...if I had been altered with an octopus, this wouldn't have been a kiddie show...'

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Apr 23

All day, every day.

A bootmaker ad featuring drunken cross-eyed douche bag Kash Patel sitting dressed all in black leathers with trashy boots tucked under his skin-tight leather pants.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Apr 17

You can get an actual kit on Etsy 😆

Etsy cross-stitch kit for an embroidery of the phrase 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.'

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Apr 17

I didn't take this. Potato Bug [rip] actually took this herself playing with the tablet & it's the best photo of a kitty I have.

Potato Bug, a black & white tuxie kitten wearing a purple collar with a pink name tag, looks into the camera with her head at a tilt. She actually took the photo herself while playing on a tablet.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Apr 14

Once upon a time, they might have had to make a choice between beer or gas. Now they can't afford either.

Donald Dumpsterfire Trump pointing up with the caption 'I did that!'

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Apr 9

Garbage Pail Kid.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Mar 9

*me checking to see if there's anything close enough to bike to & seeing no changes...

Tiny grey tabby kitten with tears in her eyes snuggling against a tiny stuffed teddy bear, both covered by a blanket.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Mar 9

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Mar 8

Meanwhile, in the US, the usual sight seen after a declaration of 'People will die, that's the way it is', fearless leader:

Human dumpsterfire falling asleep in his chair at the White House during an important meeting in front of the press.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Mar 8

Zoidberg from Futurama saying 'Why not both?'

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Mar 6

Doing a quick re-post of a better shot of the Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy & Batman original from 1993. Done on heavy Bristol paper, signed by the penciler & inker Mike & Rick.

Cleaner pic of an original pencil & ink of the original Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy getting the better of Batman. This was from 1993. The cord on the bottom is just there to cover my name. Received during the joyous time when 'Batman the Animated Series' [cartoon] and 'Batman Adventures' [comic] were alive & well.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Mar 1

What did the Mystery Closet puke up today? 2 ancient Toonami shirts featuring TOM 5 & SARA. Both are the same design, I just happen to have both the light & the dark grey versions. I think I got both of them @ different times from WS.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Feb 17

I'm surprised she didn't just go off on a tangent that Alan Keane was a domestic terrorist & had to be dealt w/accordingly!

Alan Keane, the balloon character from 'The Amazing World of Gumball'.

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Feb 5

katt_goddess@kattgoddess· Feb 2