Last time I went to see them this bloke stood in front of me though :(

Pick one Google you coward

Je don't think so

Is this true? Let's find out.

Went for a nice 90 minute walk in the hills. 4 hours later, we have missed one ferry, but have found lunch.

i.e.

You might like this, we are on holiday in Italy and had to drive past Monza

Waiter at a Turkish restaurant last night was encouraging my son to eat up his salad (after I took a photo of our plates to show our different priorities)

Can it match the atmosphere of a Premier Inn lobby in Bognor Regis though?

Wore my Taylor Swift T to Metallica in honour of her wedding

Spent the evening in an athletics stadium #metallica

Accurate uncontroversial list of UK cities by size

Ffs

Here we, here we, here we fucking go

The inside of the gatefold did not live up to the cover

Did everyone just shut up or something?

It was here apparently, according to our Motorsport expert ("it was the straight after Indianapolis")

Oops

Smoking is much cooler

The online form does cover most eventualities though