Last night before heading back to the Soylent processing line. Gonna miss this view from the hot tub.

The dryer in our vacation VRBO started to smell like something was burning. I shut it off and with no immediate sign of actual fire, went looking for a fire extinguisher…just in case. Found it. Rusted and last inspected in 2000.

If this was me, I’m printing this on a t-shirt and my wife is wearing it everywhere.

@edsbs.bsky.social I don’t think this guy played soccer growing up. Might have eaten a soccer player or two.

I think we heeben een serieus probleem

Never stop showing the anthems #FifaWorldCup. Player 4: “I need a nap” Player 6: “Did I turnoff the iron?” Last guy: “Imma make love all night long.”

Psst…anybody want to buy some tuberculosis?

Zlatan, the hero we need and deserve.

Hey Grok, remember when Barkley discovered ice hockey at it was a hit? What can we do for the World Cup?

@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social That’s $10 for every letter in “Fuck kU” plus fees for the edsbscharitybowl.org. #MIZ

The most recent meme in your camera describes your mental state.

Who you calling “Peruvian”?

That’s pretty normal. This one is older and eventually moved to a museum.

You be judge, Norm.

Her dream man.

Not to brag or anything, but Angelina Jolie wants me.

Hell yeah, microwaved paella! Just as Poseidon intended.

There seems to be theme to my gifts.

Time for the forced password reset at work. Let’s see what the Passphrase Generator has for us.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I feel like you need to know about this. Most unlikely collaboration since…?

Not only am I not getting paid to be here, I could be watching football and drinking beer. Columbia, Mo #meltICE #NoKings

What do you know about accuracy?

Hearing reports that the weapon was a Karma .187.