Kristin Z.

@kayzee1012

I speak N’Hampsha like a native & drive like a Masshole. Parenting, politics, pop culture and lots of swearing. Gen X. She/her

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Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· 29d

This asshole made me take her out 3 times in the last three hours in a ridiculous humidity because there’s a dead chipmunk laying (lying?) in the road that she wants to visit and possibly roll in and she’s being an absolute asshole about it.

Brindle coated beagle mix laying on a navy couch and a gray blanket. There’s a middle aged white lady’s foot right by the dog’s tail. The dog is laying on her belly and pouting b/c
said middle aged lady won’t let her play with a dead chipmunk in the road.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jul 4

So far so good.

Brindle coated dog with a purple collar laying on a purple blanket that’s covering my legs. Dog is facing away from the camera and resting

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jun 22

We have been virtually inseparable all day.

The back of a brindle coated dog with white paws. She is laying on a purple blanket over a navy couch and across my lap.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jun 11

Puppers is still passed out from the sedation. She has to wear the cone for 2 weeks and no doggie daycare or playdates until her stitches are out. I’m afraid to even look at her ear. They left one puncture wound open to drain and stitched the deeper one.

Brindle coated beagle mix with a white snout and white paws is laying on a blue couch and purple blanket, covered with a gray blanket. She’s wearing a clear cone of she and is napping with her eyes open.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jun 10

I painted my nails on MONDAY. It is Wednesday. OPI is absolute trash. That’s a base coat, three coats of polish and a top coat. Didn’t even last two full days.

4 dark blue polished fingernails and one aqua painted fingernail. All the nails have chipped polish. Because OPI polish is absolute trash. Each nail had a base coat, three coats of polish and a top coat.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· May 16

It is MAY. Absolutely not.

The weather app screenshot showing Sun is 84, Mon 80, Tues 92, weds 90 and Thurs 69. Tues and Weds are circled with WTF written above it

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· May 9

The afghan behind her was handmade by mother specifically for her. She had a very tiring week.

A brindle coated dog laying on a navy blue couch covered up with a dark gray blanket. Her head is on a gray pillow and there’s a striped blue afghan behind her.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Mar 7

Weirdo brindle coated dog with a white stripe down her belly is laying on her back with her paws in the air. She is laying on or hogging every blanket on the couch.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Feb 21

LESS THAN 24 HOURS AND ALREADY CHIPPED. This is like 5 coats of polish. OPI is the WORST.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jan 16

It was fifty degrees yesterday FFS

Weather app showing it’s 18 degrees with a feels like 4

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jan 3

Current sitch:

A brindle coated dog is asleep on a blanket covering someone’s laugh. There’s a Christmas tree in the background.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Dec 25

Our traditional Christmas Eve - stuffed shells, chicken parm and antipasto.

A table with snowmen plates on a red tablecloth. There’s a platter of antipasto, bowls of artichoke hearts & olives, two trays of chicken parm and a tray of stuffed shells. And three wine glasses.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Nov 5

This is Norah, trying not to let the wind upset her anymore tonight.

A brindle coated beagle pit mix with a purple collar curled up in a pile of blankets.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Oct 10

Are you serious. He is a 34x convicted felon who is currently sending the military into US cities to squash dissent. This is why I keep saying the media is gaslighting us. In no sane universe would anyone consider him a worthy recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Whoever wrote this should be ashamed.

USA Today Apple News headline: president trump covers the Nobel peace prize, plugging himself as a worthy recipient: is he?

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Oct 1

Norah also had a taco costume but I am afraid of what she will do if I put it on her. She hates this one enough.

Beagle pit mix with a hot dog costume on

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Sep 18

This is Norah. Someone had cheese when I took this picture and she was expecting her share.

Norah - brindle coated beagle-pit mix - sitting on her butt. She has a white chest and paws and the sweetest face.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Aug 7

I do not want to know what she rolled in.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jul 3

Today sucks. Here’s 2 cute dogs.

My sisters dog Mojo is a chow chow pit mix. Her coat is tan and she has a white chest. Her white paw is on my leg because she wants me to take her outside. She is looking right at the camera and has a white snout and brown eyes.

A beagle pit bull mix with a brindle coat is laying on a giant pile of blankets she created on a navy blue couch. She is curled up.

The two dogs from the other pictures staring out a window because there are bunnies in the backyard.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jun 25

Are we still clowning Cybertrucks? This thing drove past me on the way to work this morning and if the rack is supposed to make it more pickup like it just makes it look stupider.

A cybertruck with some kind of rack attached to it

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· May 24

Someone’s a little pukey today.

A brindle coated beagle mix is all curled up in a lap and she looks miserable

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· May 16

Got a fundraising text from some PAC.

Unless you're going to encourage democrats in the senate to stop voting for trumps nominees and elevate AOC to a leadership position, I'm going to keep donating to food pantries and mutual aid organizations since they're actually going good in the world right now. ✌️

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Apr 8

My dog went to daycare today and Norah is *wiped*. She’s already snoring.

Brindle coated beagle mix with some white on her snout is passed out on a pile of blankets. She’s curled up in a ball.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Mar 26

Darth!! It’s the best day of spring! Norah’s freckles are back now that her winter coat is shedding.

A brindle coated beagle mix dog with a white chest and brown spots on her chest sits in a car looking straight ahead.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Mar 20

See? Still on.

Middle aged white brunette in a tank top with still perfect dark plum lipstick. It’s been on since 8:45 this morning.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Mar 19

Need to clean up the edges but the colors are cheery.

White lady’s hand. Thumb and three fingernails are painted baby blue. The ring fingernail is painted a sparkly plum pink.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Mar 11

Anyway, this is my cheap maybelline matte lipstick that I put on at nine am and haven’t had to reapply all day. One coat of lip gloss to moisturize at 2pm.

White lady with long brown hair wearing dark pink lipstick and not quite smiling because the world is a shit show and she just wants to enjoy her cheap lipstick.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jan 22

Massachusetts is fucked. The number one thing funding goes to here? Cancer research. My husband’s hospital is on this list. Click the link and see.

MA receives 3.5 billion dollars in NIH funding and supported 28,842 job with those funds.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jan 22

That look a lot like my Norah.

A brindle coated dog with white paws lying on a blue couch

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jan 3

This dog is going to be devastated when I go back to work next week. She and I have been snuggling every day for hours since the 13th of December.

A brindle coated dog sitting in the lap of someone covered by a purple blanket. She is resting her head on the left knee. There’s Christmas crap in the background.

Kristin Z.@kayzee1012· Jan 1

Hmm.