AT LAST

and you get to experience beautiful moments like this

health insurance raised my fucking copay to $135

10 minutes in and im already fuckin mad

you know what time it is

im upset

my bride

me @ me

in our hour of need a new hero arises

me when i open the window to enjoy a fresh spring breeze and some nasty motherfucker outside is smoking a cigarette:

behold

like what even is going on

every fuckin day

this is so fucking funny

please print this out and laminate it for him

every single fucking bonne maman calendar and gift set is sold out and im about to go all dog day afternoon

time for some rent-lowering gunshots