Kerouac666
@kerouac666
There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.
the only thing that maybe comes close is the love between a cowboy and a hole in the ground, eh @cbbworld.bsky.social
To fix this, maybe Musk can give another ketamine fueled interview about great replacement theory and how he’s going to make money worthless in the future but only if we give him all our money first
Yet another example that U.S.A.F. slides make for great album covers for 90s era West Berlin electronica bands
I’m reading Lonesome Dove for the first time and boy oh boy does this apply
even lizzie borden couldn't keep her balance in one and she had decent core strength due to repeated ax wielding
don’t ask me why, but my gut tells me this family is racist. The exact dimensions of how that would manifest I can’t say, but they are. Real HOA vibes.
put Rogan’s head in one of those vegetable plastic mold things that makes gourds grow into a face and then pump him full of HGH to make him Frankenstein shaped for his redemption arc
You’re gonna tell me these two guys don’t know EXACTLY what time cheer leading practice starts and which parking spot at the Arby’s across the street from the high school has the clearest view of it? You’re for real going to tell me that?
Not knowing what to do with your hands, your hair, your eyes, or your fashion choices to make it look like you’re listening but also not too into the idea of teenage sperm and at best only casually concerned.
I used to have a great view of the observatory and Hollywood sign from my building’s roof in Silver Lake, though the wide angle lens does no favors here.
Over the pandemic lockdown, I once found a HUGE amount of weed and resin in the middle of a rite aid parking lot next to a broken glass jar. There was so much that I thought, “Hmm, someone is probs looking for this and I don’t want No Country for Old Men situation” so I only took a handful.
The “it’s all just lil guys scootin through” theory of life/evolution otherwise known a panspermia
Me realizing that I’m a conduit by which the universe experiences itself thus reality is self-aware through me
Flock cameras in West Hollywood. Not even the Ft Worth HOA exurb I’m stuck in has anything close to this. Like 5 tops for major intersections.
Oh! There's a reddit thread that in part talks about my favorite edit of all time from the move Harold and Maude. It only lasts a second and is never talked about or addressed, but it says so, so much about her and her character and life. reddit.com/r/TopCharact...
I used the machine god to discuss same "things" to see what it might say and this is my browser icon now
Toad is horrified at all this open air degeneracy! Or just what he sees up the ol’ witch’s skirt there.
We’ve had almost 30 years since we were first warned about this and we’re still not going to be ready