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@kevincdoyle
Sarcasm is my gas station boner pill.
Alt headline: Dumbest motherfucker on earth has to admit (with his actions) we were all right about his idiotic grift, while, of course, continuing to obviously lie with his mouth/anus.
She spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes and you can too, if you call now!
This year will be a semantic battle for the ages. Don't let them lie, call them out as dumb, end the propaganda.
Yearly reminder the most American thing you can do is protest, speak out and abolish your government if it's become too corrupt and non-representative.
Sorry, but if I had to be money on the Undertaker or the dipthong wearing Daddy's blazer to the middle school dance, I think I know who's coming out on top here. We'll be lucky of Jaundiced Diddler Vance doesn't give away Hawaii and the Statue of Liberty
No... but for real, if they start shooting at the algae to stop it, we're t-minus 1 week til watering crops with Gatorade for realski's
Why do even the good guys in the MAGAverse look like the skeeviest rat fucks?
The long blink king STRIKES AGAIN! 1 - I'll give it to him he's an elite level upright sleeper 2 - Him behind chain link fence is a preview, but next time, he'll be in ORANGE
Wow WSJ, how'd you manage to get that headline out with Trump's balls in your mouth?
An analogy: The corrupt anti-Knicks refs in the finals so far are like gerrymandering. If you can't win clean, then you play dirty. If even that doesn't work you have to buy the refs. Fuck the Spurs Let's Go KNICKS!
With the power of racist pedophilia I christen thee! Go forth and offend!
Funny how when you elect a rap*st they do rapey things... not funny, what's the other word? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
Just like they don't want you to know how warm the planet is getting or how bad the job numbers or inflation is... they want you to show up at the airport and suffer... This will further increase hate for ICE and I'm HERE FOR IT. Way to miscalculate Yamtits™
This is your once in a while real picture of the pile of rotting meat that is the POTUS
Catherine O'Hara, trending for the absolute worst reason... NOOOOO, RIP you genius.
Vagina not dry enough? Try Nehls AKA The Vagidryer™ or Vagihara™ The moisture destroyer.
I meannnnn the bruise, the color difference between hand and melting cake face... then the Death Eater disapproval face from possessed pinnochio.... what an image.
Her Net worth is from marriage... unlike the 1.4 billion he's frauded and blackmailed out of his presidency.
Guess Bobby's been going to Trump standing school. Also, why do these pseudoscience dipshits wear such shitty shoes in the halls of power, it's a terrible look. Get some real brogues gentlemen. Please
Missing a crucial point 'Twisted ARMED Assholes' Work on gun control, full stop.