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Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦

@kevininalberta

Alberta from Ontario by way of Texas. Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU Adult ADHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)

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Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 15d

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #48 in 1 attempt for a 10-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #48 COMPLETE 1 ATTEMPT

MY STREAK: 10

S 99 OVERALL

C Roy Campanella LAD 1950s

1B Pete Ward CHW 1960s

2B Tony Lazzeri NYY 1920s

3B Alex Bregman HOU 2020s

SS Eddie Joost OAK 1950s

LF Gary Ward MIN 1980s

CF Tommy Holmes ATL 1940s

RF Lefty O'Doul PHI 1920s

DH Tony Gwynn SDP 1980s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 16d

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #47 in 12 attempts for a 9-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #47 COMPLETE 12 ATTEMPTS

MY STREAK: 9

S 100 OVERALL

C Josh Gibson HG 1940s

1B Norm Cash DET 1970s

2B Paul Molitor MIL 1990s

3B Toby Harrah CLE 1980s

SS Carlos Baerga CLE 1990s

LF Shoeless Joe Jackson CHW 1920s

CF Pedro Guerrero LAD 1980s

RF Heavy Johnson BBS 1920s

DH Melvin Mora BAL 2000s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 18d

Do they think they can use any generic white guy's picture because his name is Mayo?

BBC News headline: Mayo wins All-Ireland title; but the photo is of Joe Biden smiling while standing at a podium with two microphones and the Presidential Seal displayed on the front.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 19d

This is wild. I swear when I did a project on Saturn in school there were like six

In March 2025, astronomers confirmed 128 new moons around Saturn in a single day, nearly doubling its count to 274 - more moons than every other planet in the solar system combined.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 25d

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #37 in 7 attempts for a 14-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #337 COMPLETE 7 ATTEMPTS

MY STREAK: 14

S 100 OVERALL

C Clarence Palm SLS 1920s

1B Carlton Fisk CHW 1980s

2B Bobby Grich ANA 1970s

3B Bob Elliott ATL 1950s

SS Alan Trammell DET 1980s

LF Arky Vaughan PIT 1930s

CF Cesar Cedeno HOU 1970s

RF Frank Robinson BAL 1960s

DH Roy Parnell BBB 1920s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 26d

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #36 in 1 attempt for a 13-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #336 COMPLETE 1 ATTEMPT

MY STREAK: 13

S 100 OVERALL

C Carlos Santana CLE 2010s

1B Oscar Charleston HIL 1920s

2B Larry Doby NE 1940s

3B Mark McGwire OAK 1980s

SS Willie Wells DW 1930s

LF Hack Wilson CHC 1930s

CF Jim Hickman CHC 1970s

RF Frank Robinson CIN 1960s

DH Bill Pierce DS 1920s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 28d

As a Leafs fan I probably should have known better, huh?

OFFICIAL SUPPORTER OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026*

YOU'RE ALL IN ON ENGLAND

SUMMER DASHPASS

If they win the FIFA World Cup 2026™, you will split $1 million in DoorDash credits with the other winners.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 28d

Whaaaaat? No way!

wp EXCLUSIVE.

Reflecting Pool peeling likely caused by application flaws, not vandals, analysis shows

Post reporters identified seven spots at the Reflecting Pool where the lining had partially or entirely peeled away.

Four experts in waterproofing materials said the failure pattern strongly suggested errors in the application process.
https://wapo.st/4fDZGnB

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 28d

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #35 in 18 attempts for a 12-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #35 COMPLETE 18 ATTEMPTS

MY STREAK: 12 S 100 OVERALL

C Hunter Goodman COL 2020s

1B Mike Hargrove TEX 1970s

2B Bret Boone SEA 2000s

3B Gary Sheffield FLA 1990s

SS Alex Rodriguez SEA 1990s

LF Roy White NYY 1970s

CF Ronald Acuña ATL 2010s

RF Ollie Brown SDP 1970s

DH Hank Sauer CHC 1940s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· 29d

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #34 in 3 attempts for a 11-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #34 COMPLETE 3 ATTEMPTS

MY STREAK: 11

S 100 OVERALL

C Sam Hairston IC 1940s

1B Dick Stuart PIT 1960s

2B Marvin Williams PS 1940s

3B Tommy Harper MIL 1970s

SS Alex Bregman HOU 2010s

LF Manny Ramirez BOS 2000s

CF Ken Williams BAL 1920s

RF Branch Russell SLS 1930s

DH Andy Pafko CHC 1940s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 15

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #33 in 10 attempts for a 10-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #33 COMPLETE 10 ATTEMPTS

MY STREAK: 10

S 100 OVERALL

C Chris Hoiles BAL 1990s

1B Babe Ruth NYY 1920s

2B Rod Carew MIN 1970s

3B Anthony Rendon WSN 2010s

SS Woody English CHC 1930s

LF Lee Thomas ANA 1960s

CF Ryan Ludwick STL 2000s

RF Larry Parrish TEX 1980s

DH Shoeless Joe Jackson CHW 1920s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 13

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #31 in 7 attempts for a 8-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD

162-0

DAILY #331 COMPLETE 7 ATTEMPTS

MY STREAK: 8

S 100 OVERALL

C Roy Campanella LAD 1950s

1B Jimmie Foxx OAK 1930s

2B Bobby Doer BOS 1950s

3B Joe Torre STL 1970s

SS Alex Rodriguez TEX 2000s

LF Mule Suttles SLS 1930s

CF Kyle Stowers FLA 2020s

RF Ryan Klesko SDP 2000s

DH Josh Lowe TBD 2020s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 11

I went 162-0 and finished Daily #29 in 4 attempts for a 6-day streak. Can you beat it? 162-0.net

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0

DAILY #29 COMPLETE

4 ATTEMPTS MY STREAK: 6

S 100 OVERALL

C Clarence Palm NBY 1930s

1B Dick Allen STL 1970s

2B Gleyber Torres NYY 2020s

3B George BrettvKCR 1980s

SS Willie Wells SLS 1930s

LF Gary Sheffield LAD 1990s

CFcJoe DiMaggio NYY 1940s

RF Gorman Thomas MIL 1970s

DH Daniel Murphy WSN 2010s

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 8

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COMMUNISM (cont)
INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS & FREEDOMS
Often limited. Individual rights may be restricted for the sake of collective goals and state control.

GOAL
Create a classless, stateless, moneyless society through the revolutionary overthrow of capitalism.

HOW CHANGE HAPPENS
Revolution through the overthrow of the existing system, typically led by a vanguard party.

Examples (historical): Soviet Union, China (under Mao), Cuba (early years), North Korea

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 7

JQuillan!

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 5

It's amusing to me that I'm now blocked by the person in my pinned QT about alt text. Like, what did I do I wonder?

Pinned

Newton Crosby, Ph.... @kevini... Nov 11, 2024

Alt text is great because:

A) it helps people who are vision impaired.

2) it helps people who aren't Extremely Online™ (me!) get the reference.

Ω) you can hide funny stuff in there.

(i) Blocked

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 4

That's a little ways away, but I can pencil you in?

An image of Uranus tilted on its axis with its rings shown brightly. The caption says: "NASA wants to go deeper into Uranus in 2030."

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 2

I don't remember a lot of shoes, sorry.

NEXT ARTICLE

4 Animated Shoes From 1983 That Every '80s Kid Still Remembers From Saturday Mornings

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jul 1

We filled a centrepiece with 50 at my brother's wedding and passed it around

A handsome man in a tuxedo with brown hair and a neat beard has his face buried in a glass centerpiece that he and the other groomsmen removed the flowers from and filled with Labatt 50. He is seen drinking from it and in his right hand he holds a lit cigar.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 30

Finally get to use this

DICK TRADE? in large block letters with Gradey Dick looking up at it.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 29

What's it like inside your head?

A black and white poster style image showing 4 of the stars of Herman's Head as which operates his brain at any given time. Intellect, Sensitivity, Anxiety, and Lust.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 27

Homer and Bart Simpson - worst so far

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 27

You don't mess with the Zohran

Your Results

84% Woke 16% Chud

45% Techbro 55% Neo-Luddite

44% Hopepilled 56% Doomer

81% Davos 19% Dubai

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdani

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 18

kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 15

The dragon meme with two heads. The one on the left is the feisty one captioned "Marner in games 1-3" the dopey dragon on the right is captioned "Marner in games 4-7"

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 12

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 12

Considering they will be complicit in our destruction, it's the least they can do really.

An email I received from Narcity saying my obituary will be written by AI.

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 12

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 11

Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦@kevininalberta· Jun 11

It didn't take nearly as long to go winless. Rachel, we're moving to Miami!

162-0 162-0.net FINAL RECORD 0-162

WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR F 20 GM SCORE / 100

C Bob Smith BBB 1930s

1B Andy Love DS 1930s

2B Oran Frazier MGS 1930s

3B Fritz Knothe ATL 1930s

SS Carlisle PerryvNLG 1920s

LF Al Milnar CLE 1930s

CF Kiddo Davis CIN 1930s

RF Nate Schierholtz WSN 2010s

DH Oliver Dunn MIL 2020s