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JOHN.

@kiingofpain

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JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @gamingberd.bsky.social )

SMARTGENIUS: Where did I
even read that it was a
Chupacabra?? That wouldnt
have been my first guess
for what it was

SMARTGENIUS: I dont even
think I know what a
chupacabra is. It looks more
like a stickbug to me

SMARTGENIUS: I had a
dream where it was chasing
me but I couldn't stop
laughing at how funny it
looked while it ran

HOLIDAYGIRL25: ROFL!! XD

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @withblackenedknife.bsky.social )

EVERYTHING WAS GOING
SO SMOOTHLY

HIS RESURRECTION WAS
ALMOST COMPLETE

SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS
STOPPED US IN OUR
TRACKS

CLOSE THE ENTRANCE

ABORT THE MISSION

THESE ARE FORCES
OUTSIDE OF OUR CONTROL

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @andheshallappear.bsky.social )

Good afternoon Mrs. Morgan,
This is your bank calling
about a recent large
transaction made for...

360,000 credits? To "Dark
Harvest Vineyard and
Dispensary?"

Did you approve of this
transaction? If not, I'd be
happy to instruct you through
the steps of desputing it.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @mechanicsproxy.bsky.social )

To: emilyhenry@emilyelect-
ronics.com

From: davester96@hotmail-
.com

Re: Re: Re: Fazbear Frights
Asset Reaquirement

Dude. We told you, the place
burned down. Police searched
the place up and down, no
sign of the animatronic.
Believe me, we searched for
it too, that was probably the
only item of Real Value in
the entire attraction. We
didn't even find a burnt up
endoskeleton of the thing,
it's just... Gone. Probably
robbed.

Again, I'm really sorry we
can't be of more help. Those
audio logs I sent are
basically all we have left
from the fire. We really do
love this franchise, though,
and wanna help support a
reboot of it in any way we
can! Be sure to call us up if
you need an interior
decorator or something,
yeah?

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @designchoices.bsky.social )

Dear Mr. / Mrs. Afton,

This letter is to inform you
of the temporary suspension
of your son Michael from
East End High School.

Reason given: Grevious
Injury to another student

Note that this is the Second
suspension issued to this
student. Upon Three
suspensions, state law
dictates that the student be
given mandatory Expulsion.
It's recommended that you
take steps in disciplining
your child to prevent further
action taken.

Best regards,

Ben Stuart

Assistant Principal,
East End High

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @2much2bear.bsky.social )

PREFORMANCE REVIEW:
Jeremy Fitzgerald

Tried to give gift to
Marionette during salvage

Got scared and tripped on
nearby birthday table leg
while running

Three additional stitches in
crown required.

See me next shift.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

// sorry.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @specildeal.bsky.social )

[[ IDIOT BOX ]],

I can't do this anymore.
I'm sorry.

I will always love you back.

SP SPAMTON G. SPAMT

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @adarkpresence.bsky.social )

...You know what I could
really use? In the off
chance that literally anyone
else out there is reading
this?

I could use a snack. Like, a
bag of chips or something.
I've long since realized I
don't actually NEED food
here, but... I kind of just.
Have been starving. For
years now.

...Who am I kidding. No one
will ever see this.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @garylovesyou.bsky.social )

I don't want to be here
anymore. Every day is just
a fade in and out of
consciousness. I can't
count the number of drugs
they put in the concoctions
they stick in me daily. It
doesn't stop the fear.

In my dreams, the rare
moments between hearing her
screaming, a man visits me.

He tells me he can get me out
of here.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @powerarmoring.bsky.social )

It's been a week since T04
figured out how to repair
the other DOPPELs. They've
started following him around
like a ducklings. This is
strange behavior to say the
least, they didn't follow Me
around when I was repairing them!

I think they have learned
favoratism. A breakthrough!
But somehow, despite
MAKEING, them... I'm not the
favorite? Why's?

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @len1vento.bsky.social )

COMMAND FROM ON HIGH

GABRIEL HAS BETRAYED
US

IN FLEEING TO ESCAPE
HIS RIGHTEOUS
PUNISHMENT

HE DAMNS HIMSELF

ALL REMAINING FORCES
ATTACK TO KILL ON SIGHT

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @asmallshock.bsky.social )

Pansies mean my love for
you

Begonias make me feel so
blue

Hibiscus, Orchids, Poppies,
Flax

Toriel Please Take Me Back

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @swirlingneon.bsky.social )

I'm not coming out of this
apartment.

They'll have to drag me out,
kicking and screaming. I'll
dig their eyeballs out of
their skulls with my thumbs
and take them with me as a
parting gift.

Leeches. A whole world of
them out there.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social )

I-

I think I'm the last person
in this lab. I'm hiding in
the biostorage cooler... or
what's left of it. It's been
ransacked.

Everyone I was having
coffee and chatting about
prions with this morning is
dead.

I'm realizing how much
detachment it really took to
do the work that we're doing.
I still can't fully wrap my
head around it. I should be
scared but I just feel
nothing.

It's doing exactly as it's
programmed to.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @lostgirlfindher.bsky.social )

FOR AZZY

ooooh baby, when I touch yourhorns (C)

they just make me feel sooo
fine (G)

oooooh, baby, when we hold
hoofs (Am)

I'm just so happy(NEED
COOLER WORD) to know
yooooour miiiine (F)

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @motormouthdice.bsky.social )

TENNA FOUND THE
TVSHRINE

THIS IS THE WORST
FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE

GOD DAMN IT. FUCK FUCK
FUCK YOU

THEY'VE TAKEN
EVERYTHING FROM ME

NOTHING'S LEFT BUT A
SHELL

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( Bonus: @doctor-jay.bsky.social )

BLOOD LAB TEST RESULTS

White Blood Cell Count
(WBC) - 0 g/L

Haemoglobin - 0 g/L

Platelets - 0/L

Glucose - 360 ml/L

PH - 3.9 (3.8-4.0)

Notes: Contact patient
immediately.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 16d

( @librarianmamaberd.bsky.social )

Hello gamers and welcome to
another episode of RETRO
BIRD REVIEWS! Today
we're taking a look at a
niche ATARI classic:
MORTIS!
In this game you play as a
blue and white blob, sorry, I
mean a PRIEST! Basically,
all you do is walk around in
the woods and collect notes.
Sounds fun, right? Well, it
would be, if your player
character didn't move slow
as MOLLASES! Seriously,
What were these game
designers THINKING?

Anyways, I think there's a
timer that you have to
collect all the notes in
because if you take too long
this scary white thing comes
along that moves like TEN
TIMES faster than you and
instakills you! There's no
way to avoid it, you just
have to move as fast as your
little blob legs can take you
(NOT FAST!) and find as
many notes as you can
before it finds you. I
checked online and
apparently you can find a
secret shotgun somewhere,
but it only has one bullet, so
if you miss firing at the
thing you're Screwed! The
gun doesn't even kill it,
only slows it down
temporarily. I can't even
find the thing, so I'm gonna
have to trust GameFlacks on
this one.

Rating: 2 out of 6 stars. I
don't even know what the
point of this game is, really.
All you do is die to the
chupacabra over and over and
over again. Why is it such a
cult hit? Do people just like
dying to chupacabras? I
don't get it!

That's all the time I have
for today, tune in next week
for another episode of
RETRO BIRD REVIEWS!
Bird Out!

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

// I typed the entire note before I realized. Fuck

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

( @paleslumbr.bsky.social )

Nothing stays dead, here.

Nothing stays still.

I made him the face of my
hatred to distract myself
from what's permeating all
around us. I can feel it.
The very purpose of my
existence has become as
meaningless as everything
else. A shrinking echo chamber.

I can't let them know how
mad it drives me.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

( @abravevolunteer.bsky.social )

DEAR WHOEVER THE FUCK
CLOSED LAST NIGHT:

THERE ARE CHILD
MURDERERS AND MAGGOT
INFESTED ROTTING
METAL BEASTS I HOLD
LESS BURNING HATRED
FOR

THAN YOU

SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES
OPEN

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

( @cruxfidelis.bsky.social )

Ugh, the THIRD brick
through his window and he
STILL won't answer the
door! He KNOWS it's me, I
invented a secret knock
that only WE know about!

He hasn't responded to any
of my love letters, either.
I've sent about 15 now.
JOHNnykins, I know you're
reading this... I'm starting
to think you don't even like
me back!

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

( @unholycne.bsky.social )

I have a secret for you,
child.

I can't tell anyone else.
But I can tell you.

I know who your father is.
I know he's looking for you.
He'll be very happy to see you.

I can tell you where to find him. I know where he lives.

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

(@bumblebrave.bsky.social )

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

Have you forgotten already?

The notes people leave behind
seem to exist on the edges of
memory.

Press the LIKE button to
reveal something you
don't realize you have
forgotten.

SPACE / A BUTTON: EXIT

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

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JOHN.@kiingofpain· 17d

// survivorship bias. the saying goes that during ww2 they studied the bullet hole patterns in planes that made it back to their carriers in order to figure out how to Armor them better but failed to account for the fact that those were Just The Planes That Made It Back

JOHN.@kiingofpain· 21d

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