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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads www.killjamesbond.com
UNLOCKED: S3E27.5: Dogtooth We lost the Pelham 123 episode, so please enjoy a movie thematically linked to our recent episode Titane! A totally normal greek factory worker hides a secret: His three adult children are being raised in a one-house The Village situation.
S4E42.5: Titane A young woman with a titanium plate in her head is killing, frankly, far too many people for increasingly-spurious justifications. To lay low, she steals the identity of a long-missing child, but the plan is complicated by the child's father's total commitment to her being his son.
btw KJB listeners Abi’s big action role is out and it’s House of the Dragon Season 3, that’s what the “Moby Dick” and stunt training stuff was all about
FURY ROAD - it’s a movie about women, also this Mad Max guy is here? Idk who he is killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e415-mad...
S4E40.5: CONVOY Holding the rare accolade of being one of the only movies ever made based on a song, Convoy (1978) is the cautionary tale of an emergent revolution squandered through an insufficient knowledge of Lenin. Yes, I'm serious. patreon.com/posts/160220610
FAST X - oh thank god we’re done killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e40-fast...
THE IRISHMAN - it’s 3 hours long and everyone has a CGI face but shut up it’s good and it’s meant to be that way killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e395-the...
World leaders’ cars: Saddam Hussein, FDR, Kruschev, and Batman
Okay this one is legit cool they let me into the vault where they keep the stuff that’s not on display and they have the Mach Motherfucking Five in there
F9: THE FAST SAGA It's the penultimate Fast and Furious, and wouldn't you believe it but we've arrived at total context collapse. Nothing that we've seen before actually happened the way we thought. Nobody actually did anything.
FAST AND FURIOUS PRESENTS: HOBBS AND SHAW So its come to this: The copy of a copy of a copy of a palimpsest Point Break has finally hallucinated out a Fast and Furious movie with zero Brian and zero Dom. May God have mercy on us all.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA In our exploration of the Trucker as an American hero, we alight upon Jack Burton and the Porkchop Express. Jack finds himself rapidly drawn into a 2000-year fight between an ancient Chinese sorceror and an ancient Chinese Van Helsing. www.patreon.com/posts/156422...
FATE OF THE FURIOUS - Dominic Toretto becomes evil so Vegeta, Piccolo, Bulma and Dwayne the Rock Johnson have to stop him. Hijinks ensue killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e37-fate...
FURIOUS 7 Taking place a number of months after Fast & Furious 6, as well as immediately during and after the events of Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, Furious 7 chronicles the Toretto Fambily's war against Frank Transporter, including the martyrdom of Paul Walker. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-sn75i-...
ICE COLD IN ALEX - five people drive across the desert in WWII on a quest for the shittest pint you’ve ever seen in your life killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e355-ice...
doing wages of fear but with crisps, whole truck smells like prawn cocktail
FAST & FURIOUS 6 - Dom Toretto and his crew go to the planet Namek to gather the Dragonballs and wish back Michelle Rodriguez. Abi talks about stunt doubles killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e35-fast...