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Kim Lloyd

@kimj721

Failed mathematician, successful cat guardian

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Kim Lloyd @kimj721· 24d

This makes me giggle. From HappySlothPatterns on Etsy. #crossstitch

A cross stitch done on tan fabric, with two white-and-gray geese touching fists with the caption, "goose bumps."

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· 28d

Shitty picture from a generate-a-tombstone-meme page, red outline of blue text, reading, "She couldn't handle a *real* thesis, but she was sometimes kind."

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jul 22

Four panel comic from Sarah's Scribbles, in black and white.

Panel 1: Sweaty man sitting at candlelight table, says, "Y-You have beautiful eyes."

Panel 2: Man continues, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."

Panel 3: At the other end of the (presumably) same table, with a glass of wine, is a "biblically accurate" angel, with eight wings and dozens of eyes, ringed with flames.

Panel 4: The angel replies, "BE NOT AFRAID".

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jul 20

My best friend in the whole wide world 🥹 #catsofbluesky

A bicolor cat, curled up between my legs on a recliner, his tummy fur artfully mussed where he let my fingers dig in

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jul 18

What am I doing wrong? 😢

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jul 2

All of the Muppet Babies episodes with Nanny

A still from the 90s cartoon Muppet Babies

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jul 1

My baby Sirius! 😻

Black adult cat named Sirius, sitting inside a box that is balanced a little precariously on my lap

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jun 27

"You're doing a lot of scrolling for someone who has a book to read. - [at] Goodwill Librarian"

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jun 21

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jun 15

My partner and I literally decide when to turn on the AC in part on how stretched out our long cat is.

Black cat between my legs on a recliner.

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Jun 13

I was never much of a maiden and I skipped motherhood entirely, so I am absolutely leaning in to my crone era. #crossstitch

Cross stitch that reads, "I love children but I don't think I can eat a whole one". In the center is a witch pointing at a royal crib, from Sleeping Beauty.

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· May 24

My spider plant made its very first flower! #bloomscrolling

A small six-petaled spider plant flower against my palm

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· May 22

A Tonberry monster from Final Fantasy IX

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· May 19

Belly is not a trap! #catsofbluesky

Bicolor cat, on his back propped up against my ankle, belly splayed wide open has my hand gently rubs it

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· May 16

Just one #caturday participant losing his marbles.

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· May 6

Me in topology class in grad school! 😂 (Actually from Platform Decay, the latest @murderbotbot.bsky.social novel.)

I hate a lot of things, but I didn’t know I hated toruses until I got here.

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· May 1

Bliss.

Human (me) lying in bed with two cats across my torso, a bicolor by my neck and a black cat on my tummy

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 29

My husband texted me a podcast he wanted me to listen to. This was my response.

Text message reading, "First sponsor is Amazon Health AI which are three words I never want to see together again, even just in pairs"

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 22

I mean, seriously.

Sleeping bicolor cat, head tilted almost upside down, bright pink nose and lips with one tiny fang peeking out

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 22

Illegal cuteness #catsofbluesky

A human sits in a recliner chair, with a black cat between her knees and a bicolor cat curled up on one thigh

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 20

Apparently fanart of a scene from Borderlands 2, a video game that I have never seen: a man rides an equine-like creature with a red and purple insect-like exoskeleton. The man says into a cell phone, "Bug stallion says 'hello'."

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 16

Kevin is a real man.

Personal ad: Aye wassup, I'm Kevin, I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date, I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones
between uS.

Commenter 1:
An orc wrote this.

Commenter 2: An orc who knows how to treat a lady.

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 16

Sirius and Harry submitted

A solid black cat sleeps on a ratty cat tree surrounded by plush cat toys

A bicolor cat sits between a human's legs in a recliner chair

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Apr 10

A calico kitten hugs a small, soft stuffed octopus. A speech bubble off screen reads, "RELEASE DA KRACKON!" ("release the kraken" in LOL-cat-speak). The speech bubble of the kitten replies, "no".

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Mar 22

I made this in honor of my brats, I mean, my cats.

Cross stitch in wooden hoop, reading, "Welcome to the bathroom. A cat will be with you shortly."

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Mar 18

Badly photoshopped image of an old NYT "leave a penny, take a penny" coin bin with the word "penny" replaced by "future"

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Mar 17

One of my favorites, from @lollardfish.bsky.social

Old Twitter thread:
Helen Rosner: Where can I read max-two-sentence summaries of each of the Dune books:
David M. Perry:
1. Paul is the messiah
2. Oh wait he's not
3. The kids mess around
4. One kid is now a worm/man hybrid thing 3500 years old
5. Now shit starts to actually get weird
6. JEWS IN SPACE

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Mar 10

Weird Al is often prophetic.

From Weird Al's Craiglist:
An open letter to the snotty barista

At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente

Boulevard:

I know there were twenty people behind

me in line

But I was on a cell phone call with my

mother

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?

That means, "I'll order my soy decaf

hazelnut latte

In just a couple minutes"

So, what's with the attitude, lady? No tip for you

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Feb 23

Sirius wishes everyone the chance to curl up in a basket of fresh-from-the-dryer laundry.

Solid black cat sleeping, curled in a ball in a mostly empty laundry basket

Kim Lloyd @kimj721· Feb 21

Meme attributed to "@catladybox". Left hand side, labeled "Reality". Yellow-eyed black cat with gray on one cheek. Underneath the cat it reads, "I throw up on the rug."

Right hand side, labeled "LinkedIn". Same cat, captioned, "Executes unscheduled floor based nutrient reallocation initiatives to test household response systems, assess textile durability under pressure, and drive continuous improvement in household sanitation performance metrics."