PSA: do not spend a few hundred on your hair at the salon the same day there’s a monsoon, tornado, flash flood, apocalypse warning in your area.
POV: you’re eating in front of a pug
it is my birthday (please, no pics)
i’m not sure what to do w this information but ok
my coasters are better than yours
happy bday, america too bad you’re being run by a fucken idiot
good luck to all the men that were going to propose this weekend. lmao u fucken losers.
great turnout. tens of people showed up
my dog when i tell him the 4th of july is in a few days:
i’ve never connected more with a t-shirt in my life
the fuck you tryna sell here, bezos
please tell him how good he looks
simon in his new bee shirt will heal us
omg ffs we just want healthcare
imagine being a trillionaire and still being only a hard 3.
the pain chart at the hospital
awww is the baby sad bc he got severely boo’ed
i was having a bad day then i found out that bees sometimes fall asleep in flowers.
i used to work for the knicks and i got to sit courtside at some games now i no longer work there and tickets are 3 million dollars each so long story short i wont be there
the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me
i’m at tj maxx anyone need a pic of a pussy eating a taco or maybe a long dress w floor dirt on the bottom? hmu
spongebob big guy pants ok
white house: trump has a perfect bill of health!
trump:
for those asking this is the place. if you’re ever in the area (with or without your pup) you need to go)
we ordered simon chicken at a restaurant and it got served in a frisbee 😭❤️
stfu connecticut you’re obviously drunk
i also had pink in my hair? mid life crisis much, bitch?
excuse me this was a year ago and i had blue in my hair? who did this?
