Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes
🔞 I made it to 70 years old! How did that happen? Loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same. DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
Just put my coffee down for a minute, I’ve got something I need to do.
Titty, tummy Tuesday is a good day. Every day that I wake up alive is a good day, as long as I take some time to enjoy beauty of the planet, the lovely naked guys here, coffee - all the aches, pains and bollocks going on are not that big of a deal.
Will someone please take over my hands are getting tired and these titties won’t tug themselves! How is everyone today? I hope it’s not too hot were you are, it’s fecking ‘orrible here, the humidity is yukky, draining my very limited energy!
The early morning wrinkles and crinkles make me look like I’ve been fighting a badger in my sleep, I hope badgers don’t come and get me in the night!
Funny how giving someone the finger is considered as a rude gesture.
If it gets much hotter my balls will be down at knee level - I think I quite like that idea, I love a nice set of low hangers! I hope one or two of you sexy beasts likes them too.
Ha! If I stand really close and take a snap with my luvverly new 9mm lens, certain things look bigger! Yep, my coffee cup is really tiny in real life.
Too hot to go outside or do anything, so a bit of editing - who wants to play Fuckopoly?
I have no idea what these doohickeys are for, but if you lot have got them, then I want one! Can I use this if one of those stupid websites asks me to prove my age, there is no way I am giving some dodgy company in the USA a copy of my passport - they can fuck right off.
It’s Tuesday - summfink about tummies, titties? As long as there’s coffee, I’m naked and perving over all you gorgeous sexy fuckers here, then I’m happy.
I suppose it’s a bit pervy, licking my own armpits? Don’t care, if I could suck my own cock like I used to be able to do when I was young, I’d never leave the house!
I felt sorry for the little elf who does all the photo developing in my camera this morning, I am still testing out my new lens so I took lots of piccies. I like this one, my tits (the right one anyway) look nice?? I have lost about 6kgs and hope the tits stay, I like them!
This morning I woke up very early, had some coffee, then checked my bits were still working.
It’s Monday again! The law says you have to post mono-nudey pics on Mondays.
Someone told me they needed an injection of energy in this hot weather - I d rather have an nice long, slow, balls-deep injection of cock, but then I’m a pervy old fucker who loves cock!
Thanks Mr Bezos - you evil, billionaire fucker. I saved 50 euroquiddollars on this lovely 9mm lens, so I got to keep that money and you didn’t get it! Yep, gonna enjoy playing with this one!
Amazon Prime Day, so of course I bought another new lens for today's NNCC pics!
I thought it was Tummy Tuesday today, my brain is melting in the heat. First thing in the morning I look like I need ironing, maybe poltergeists are coming and drawing on me in the night?
Two of my favourite tastes - coffee and precum, can you guess what the others are?
It’s important to test the pool water, I haven’t got a clue what I’m doing so I just bung various chemicals in it and if the skin doesn’t get burnt off my balls then it’s all good!
Saturdays are good, I like Saturdays, I might even like the pop group the Saturdays, dunno, I’ve never heard any of their songs.
If I opened a coffee shop, the flavours would not be like that fucking awful Starfucks place.
I like tugging my titties, I’d like it better if you did it for me!