Legit looks like someone drew it on like one of these bad boys

August so far: got a promotion, completed a triathlon

Is that really their logo??

Pictured: Stance Goofy

Imagine getting your hem stuck in the limo door on the way out

[My mom in 1995 pressing play on a new VHS]: Perfect, some wholesome movies so they can learn about God and bond over these important lessons for their entire lives. [Me texting my sister 30 years later]:

I appreciate the positive reminder, but I feel like the timing is off here. Is the hard thing me actually eating these overnight oats?

Ahead of tomorrow’s rapture, please enjoy this fan art I stumbled upon of Zorp the Surveyor from that one Parks & Rec episode. Hail Zorp and happy rapture, ya’ll

Toddler: mama, how come you can always tell when I’m trying to be sneaky? My toddler looking at me when trying to be sneaky:

This is not a hack. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Everything is bad BUT for the last few days my 4 yr old has been making his & his little sister’s beds (without us asking, btw. We are not a daily bed making fam) and tucking in their favorite stuffies and I am clinging to his innocent cutie patootie-ness as a glimmer of hope for the future

Ex:

@popcrave.com said

(Glad everyone is ok, including the dog)

Pictured: my son trying to steal a cupcake

Ok but the ‘a minor’ chain too? Menace. So good.

Hollywood be like

Drinking & joint-watching the new Chad Michael Murray cheesy Xmas romcom with my bestie. Tis the season.

We had a 2yr old & one on the way when we (me) decided to adopt a puppy and he is truly our 85 lb. middle child now. The chaos multiplied but so did the love. Our youngest even went as Marv for Halloween this year.

Honestly, it was as magical as I’d dreamed.