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minne kirbapolis@kirby· 6d

minne kirbapolis@kirby· 29d

Sharing a 'happy' memory with a friend and their face is like this

Dr. Melfi from the sopranos with a concerned straight face on while listening to tony soprano

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Jul 7

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Jan 31

If the US enters a warring states period, I know who to trust to lead Minnesota

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Jan 19

Today we are Oprah’s complete lack of surprise

Prince saying “keeps the bad people out”

Severe Weather Advisory
Severity: Moderate
Possible threat to life or property
Weather Event Onset
1:42 AM (CST), January 19
Description
* WHAT...Very cold wind chills as low as 35
below expected.
* WHERE...Portions of central, east central, south central, southeast, southwest, and west central Minnesota.
* WHEN...Until noon CST today.
* IMPACTS...The cold wind chills as low as 35 below zero could cause frostbite on exposed skin in as little as 10 minutes.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Jan 11

Just 4 ICE vehicles of 4 agents each is bigger than 78% of MN police departments.

Municipal Police Departments: 285
Number of Officers / Qty Agencies
1 / 20
2 to 7 / 113
8 to 25 / 92
26 to 50 / 37
51 to 100 / 17
Over 100 / 6

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Sep 9

This face devoured corporations

The green muncher from the MECC game Super Munchers

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Apr 7

How could Massachusetts possibly function without gender on ID in 1982!! /s

Photo of a Massachusetts driver's license issued in 1982, which contains no gender or sex marker. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Massachusetts_driver%27s_license,_1982.jpg

Hellen Lovejoy from The Simpsons clenching her fists while saying "Won't somebody please think of their gender"

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Apr 7

The REAL ID Act requires gender to be present on State ID. What can states do to push back and annul this onerous requirement? scholarship.law.tamu.edu/facscholar/1...

"The REAL ID Act of 2005 recently went into effect, establishing requirements for state issued identification cards and driver's licenses. The REAL ID Act requires states to issue driver's licenses and identification cards that meet certain requirements to ensure more accurate identification in the post 9/11 world. The nine minimum requirements for information that states must provide on these cards include a person's gender."

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 29

might fuck around and mod my eufi to display my hackersona on boot

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 28

me to my sleep paralysis demon

Harrison Ford holding a rifle in front of a surreal cosmic background saying “Get off my astral plane.”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 24

@amtrak.com Please make more stuffies and post more :]

An amtrak plushy with text.
Top text: "Me: Of course, I don't sleep with stuffed animals, I'm an adult."
Bottom text: "Also me: Shh...Mr. honk-honk, you're not an animal so it's okay..."

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 18

Link saying “you need to outlive them so you can piss on their graves”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 15

I started out the year as the girl on the left, and now this month I've become the girl on the right. A well-rounded coping strategy 🤷‍♀️

Stranger asks: "It's a scary time right now in the US. What are you doing to cope?"
Girl (left, brown hair): "I've been journalling a lot lately. It's a great way to process stressful emotions without directing them inward or in self-destructive ways!"
Girl (right, purple hair): "I'm having a ~lot~ of lesbian sex."
a comic made by @biblicallyaccuratemoth on Tumblr.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 11

Computer: “What is your gender?” Us: “are you a cop??”

A screenshot from insta gatewaytwincities showing a pie chart of genders of ticket purchasers. 14% male, 14% female, 73% unspecified

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 10

In SteamOS, god is just Gabe Newell

a picture of Gabe Newell looking vaguely like Jesus of Nazareth Christ with a long white beard.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 9

“Keyboard clit” on Wikipedia redirects to the ibm pointing stick article. It’s official.

A screenshot of Wikipedia entry for “Keyboard clit” redirects to “pointing stick”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 9

america wasnt ready for james rocket's trans titties

Screenshot of picture and text. Picture from "Beauty and the Beach" episode of pokemon. Text quoted below:
"James' disguise is notable for causing the initial ban of this episode in the United States. Despite Misty's shock, James seems as carefree as ever, and Jessie remains the ever-supportive partner-in-crime."

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 9

gender envy from james rocket's neckline

James Rocket from pokemon wearing a dress with their shoulders and neckline fully visible.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 5

A screenshot of a post with text “HRT timeline” and 2 images: a plain kirby, and a kirby with cat ears and a hair poof, looking vaguely like jigglypuff

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 5

Meta night speaking
“Yes I’m part of the LGBT community”
“Large swords”
“Gorgeous swords”
“Big swords”
“Three swords”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Mar 5

A hot glue gun with glue slowly trickling out in a clear puddle. Top text “everything reminds me of her”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 26

i love toast

An anime girl watching a toaster with a thought bubble:
“The toast is loading”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 26

for my broke bitches, if you miss your ‘activate windows’ watermark after switching to Linux, there’s a solution for you! github.com/MrGlockenspi...

A watermark that says
“Activate KDE Linux
Go to Settings to activate Linux.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 25

“Achievement unlocked. Senpai has noticed you”

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 25

that feeling when the prog pops in

Top text: “Prog has been planted”. A screenshot of a bomb being planted in counter strike, but replaced with progesterone.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 23

The Architect: "Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which I have been unable to eliminate [...]. it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control."

A still frame from The Matrix: Reloaded of The Architect character speaking to Neo.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 22

what if we pull this chair up to the desk so we could both look at the computer, and what if after my parents fall asleep, we look up pictures of gay people kissing, as a joke. then what if we kiss 👉👈 as a joke, no yeah, totally 😅

a double wide papasan chair aka a cup chair. They were trendy in the 90s-00s.

a 90's-era computer desk complete with tower, crt monitor, printer, cd rack, and desk speakers.

minne kirbapolis@kirby· Feb 22

me and who?