Kirsten V.

@kirstenium

Anxious Medical Laboratory Technician and Blood Orange Evangelist. 🔬🩸🍊Childless by choice. Lover of cats, books, TV, and beer. 🍻

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Kirsten V.@kirstenium· 3d

🎶Caturday, Caturday🎶

Betty, my black and white tuxedo cat stares at the camera. Behind her is the top tier of a cat tree and a white mantle with a white tree and some bird figurines on it is a cat tree She has greenish eyes and long white whiskers. She has a white mask with two beauty marks and a fluffy white chest

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· 19d

I did something today that I haven’t done in ages. Made some art with my own two hands!

Photo collage with night sky and trees at the top, upside down trees under that. There are trees and other green and brown nature on the bottom and right. In between, there’s squares of blue skies and clouds with thin gold dotted washi tape between them. In the upper right is a colorful sun, with rays of all colors and shapes. The center of the sun is a bouquet of flowers

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Jun 20

I managed to squeeze in my morning walk just as the sun was coming out. I saw this (sloths 🥰)

Some books on the ground in front of the post of a Little Free Library

One is opened to pages with a read background. The words “When I feel WORRIED and my heart beats fast,
I take big, deep breaths until I feel CALM again.” are inside a light pink heart on the left.

On the right there’s two pictures of sloth faces. The first says says “I close my eyes, &
1 2
4
5 6 7
8 9 10 are in a ticker tape to their right. The sloth below is exhaling

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Jun 20

Morty, I have been saving this picture for just such an occasion 🥰

Graduation sign in a front yard with caps on either end where someone knocked down the c and l, so it says “Ass of 2026” there is a weeping Japanese maple in front of the blue s d brick house

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· May 30

Celebrating International Day of Potato by having home fries with bacon, eggs, and toast. As soon as my husband cooks them

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Kirsten V.@kirstenium· May 26

🥹

Betty, my black and white cow cat if snuggled up next to my grey sweatpants covered legs. Her ears are kind of squished by the pink and tan woven blanket that the light is peeking through. Her side/underbelly grey floof is ridiculous.

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· May 23

this is a cat checkpoint! relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone 🐾🐈

Betty, my medium haired black and white cow cat is lying with her head on a bamboo floor and her body on a round, green scratcher. She’s looking wide-eyed to the right

She has a white mask below her nose with two black beauty marks. Her eyes are greenish, and she has long white whiskers, and white ear tufts. Her chest is fluffy and white, and her front legs are cow patterned

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· May 3

Walk ✅ I 💚 that I can walk to this view. I’m glad I got my walk in before it got too hot

A vow looking up into the tree canopy, with a blue sunny sky. The lower third is dark green conifers. The upper third is some type of deciduous tree with bright, light green leaves.

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Apr 11

Betty was watching, too

Betty my back and white tuxedo cat looking up at a flatscreen TV showing Integrity’s reentry on a flatscreen TV attached to a 3-tiered glass shelves condole. On the middle shelf is a Lego Apollo Saturn. On the bottom shelf are 2 super cars and Like’s landspeeder

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Mar 22

Absolutely!

Crescent moon through the silhouette of a blooming tree at dusk

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Mar 21

It was in the 70s most of the week. All the trees in my work parking lot bloomed One day, I spent my break enjoying those and the amazing clouds that evening

A poorly composed picture of a tree covered in pink blooms against a blue sky with some fluffy clouds

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Mar 7

Saturday morning with this floof wizard Happy #Caturday

Betty, my medium haired black and white cow cat is lying on a dark leather sofa staring in front of a window looking at the camera. She has a white mask below her nose with two black beauty marks. Her eyes are greenish, and she has long white whiskers, and white ear tufts. Her chest is fluffy and white, and her front legs are mostly white.

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Feb 22

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist 🥵 Uh oh

Double paned photo of Alexander Skarsgård. He’s wearing leather pants that lace up at the crotch through silver rivets and a white sleeveless top the almost looks like a corset with a black leather tie. The right pane is zoomed out, and he’s standing in front too a motorcycle

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Feb 13

Mood

Black bumper sticker with green text that says “I’d rather be slowly consumed by moss” in lime green
all caps text. The bumper is grey and dirty

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Feb 13

I took this one in the work parking lot today!

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Feb 1

😍

A gigantic cupcake that looks like a Hostess Cupcake is sitting on a white ceramic plate. The plate is sitting on a green, brown, black, grey granite countertop

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Dec 31

Like this:

A black and white photo of a woman in dress and heels bending over and drinking from the opposite side of a glass

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Dec 23

Here ya go!

A shot looking down at a big golden leaf between my light blue and orange Hokas on the road.

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Nov 9

Describe your cat's personality with one photo

Betty, a black and white (cap-and -saddle pattern) on the second highest tier of a cream cat tree. She is hanging her front legs over the edge. She has a concerned look on her face. In the background is a white mantle and brick fireplace, with a black fireplace screen

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Nov 1

Yes! My spouse and I are fortunate to be in a position where we can make a monetary donation 💚

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Oct 11

Going to the coast. It’s been years! 🌊

Sand in the foreground with the ocean and blue fluffy clouds above the ocean

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Oct 5

I will not be laughing so hard, at least about this ☹️ (i don’t know how to crop in here)

Fantasy football score and predictions. Me at 29.62 projected at 99.63. Him at 98.22 projected at 146.07

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Sep 30

I headed out this morning for a Sephora and farm stand run It’s been raining most of the day, so it’s been a perfect for lazing about, drinking tea, and reading Black River Orchard by @chuckwendig.bsky.social

Book cover. The background is yellowish
There’s a single apple with one green leaf in the center. The red highlights on the apple are a skull

The text on the cover reads:
NATIONAL BEST SELLER
BLACK RIVER ORCHARD
A
NOVEL
CHUCK
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF THE BOOK OF ACCIDENTS
WENDIG
"This masterful outing should continue to carn Wendig comparisons to Stephen King.*
Publishers Weekly (starred review)

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Sep 21

It’s my birthday month, and this is happening

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Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Sep 13

This ridiculous cat! 😻

Betty, my medium haired black and white cow cat is sitting on a dark leather sofa staring in front of a window looking at the camera. She has a white mask below her nose with two black beauty marks. Her eyes are greenish, and she has long white whiskers, and white ear tufts. Her chest is fluffy and white, and her front legs are mostly white. Her floof is between the slats of wooden blinds

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Sep 10

I did not know this, sign! Really sad that the orchard across the street it’s talking about was razed earlier this year

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Aug 30

The color of this hibiscus herbal tea!🩸

A cup of dark red liquid in a white ceramic mug. The cup is sitting on a multicolored granite countertop. There’s a shadow from the mug and part of my shadow in the lower right corner

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Aug 10

She’s snoring 🥹

Fluffy cow cat sleeping on my pink striped blanket covered lap.

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Jul 26

New kicks 🧡 I always stop under this neighbor’s mimosa tree because it smells so amazing 🥰

Very white legs with black socks and light blue sneakers that have partially orange soles and laces standing on a mess of mimosa flower detritus

Kirsten V.@kirstenium· Jul 20

Givin’ me the ol’ razzle dazzle