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Apple Eater @kirtsiders· 17d

Neal Stephenson knew.

Cover of the Neal Stephenson book Zodiac. A red lobster on a blue background with white text.

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· 24d

Honestly, literally, no. I don't see how you get to "Christian" without a) Jesus being God and b) his salvific death on the cross. I actually think you can get there without the Resurrection, but not if he's just a guy. That's not what Christianity is.

The State of Theology .com survey showing 42% of Christian Evangelicals believe "Jesus was a great teacher, but he was not God."

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jun 2

Oh, so it was a *proper* assassination attempt.

Text reads: "viewed by WIRED, and had the car seen by a mechanic who, according to the report, found “that the driver-side front impact/airbag sensor had also been removed but noted that the remaining wires had been spliced together, completing the circuit in a manner that prevented the vehicle from detecting or logging the missing component, while also preventing the vehicle from activating its safety protocols, alerting the driver, or engaging limp mode.” The police report also indicates that fingerprints had been found on Berulis’ car. According to the police report, the case is now “inactive,” “due to the lack of any specific suspect information,”

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· May 17

Long Island is only 118 miles long though? Am I missing something or is there LIRR really not that straight?

A screenshot from Wikipedia that lists the length of Long Island as 118 miles (190 km).

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jan 28

Oh, come on now, Jackson is only 300 miles away. (they're her constituents too and bless 'em for driving that far.)

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jan 16

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Aug 6

RETVRN!

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jul 14

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jun 2

If they have, it's definitely a recent phenomenon.

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· May 11

Hey, look at that. You can even see the hilt!

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Apr 23

(For the uninitiated: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_o...

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jan 20

Hey @support.bsky.team , why am I seeing posts from people I don't follow in my Following feed? This hasn't been liked, quoted, or reposted by anyone I follow. What gives? I've been seeing this more often recently. Did the Following feed change to include algorithmic suggestions now?

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Nov 2

Thanks. Wow. I cannot imagine betting most of my money on any presidential election. They're just way, way too close in modern history.

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Sep 24

Of course it's this fucking guy.

Screenshot from the article: "During his time at the White House, The Atlantic notes, McEntee regularly hired young, attractive women. “The most beautiful 21-year-old girls you could find, and guys who would be absolutely no threat to Johnny in going after those girls,” an official told The Atlantic. McEntee’s hires were known as the “Rockettes and the Dungeons & Dragons group.”

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Aug 27

So there's a guy with a gun at school and I'm not allowed to know who he is? How can I possibly know he isn't the shooter?

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Aug 15

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Jun 10

Like this, I guess.

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Mar 26

We can just unload in Richmond and SF proper and maybe Marin and oh no hang on

Apple Eater @kirtsiders· Nov 19

And it explains really the dumbest gag in the last season, where Robin and Lily clearly wear skintight superhero outfits.