Kitty Kerosene

@kittykerosene

I am an upper-echelon cat burglar. Sociopolitical hoo-haw, arcane weirdness, cats, baseball, & general skulduggery. *no DMs* 🏳️‍🌈

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Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jul 6

My wee girl surveys her domain. She's giving extra stinkeye to the patrons of the bird feeder across the street. #meowmondays #catsofbluesky

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jul 1

Boozy view from yesterday evening's game (Sec 124, right behind home plate!) #BlueJays It was so hot. Cannot imagine what it's like there this afternoon!

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jun 29

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk

$"Addison Barger suffers stress fracture in his back."$

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jun 28

Caption at top of image: "When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act" Below is a series of 3 images. In the first a cute, curious possum with a shy look is presented with a blooming yellow rose. In the second, the possum is reaching out for the rose and taking a test nibble of the petals. In the third, the possum has the rose in nits mouth and still has a cute, shy look in its eyes. (Or, one we might anthropomorphize as being shy.)

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jun 14

Some ppl have *way* too much time on their hands & they're clearly spending all of it on the internet.

Screenshot of moderation list add notifications. One list is called "genocide apologists" which is anything but true & another is called "sensitive little idiots who blocked me".

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· May 22

re: Rep Gluesenkamp Perez - she needs to go. Breaking my usual 'no twitter screenshots' rule this one time. This + the vote today says all you need to know about her. Embarrassed that she's repping my state. Wish I were from the 3rd Dist so I could help get her out!

Screenshot from Twitter from Rep Marie Gluesenkamp Perez's account. She is wearing a blue suit (and ugly-ass shoes), admiring a cheesy bright blue cop car that has a stupid spoiler on it. Caption is "Make Cop Cars Cool Again" Pro-cop Blue Dog Coalition DINO nonsense.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· May 21

Four-panel comic by Sundae Comics

Panel one depicts a woman carding and spinning thread. Caption: Behold! The Three Fates! Weavers of human destiny! The first sister spins the Thread of Life, birthing each of us into existence..."

Panel Two shows a woman measuring out the thread with her hands. Caption: "The second sister takes the measure of each thread, giving purpose to all our days..."

Panel Three depicts a skull-faced and hooded figure with a pair of shears in her hands but no thread and an indication of surprise. Caption: "While the third sister cuts each thread - WAIT ... where did the thread go?!"

Fourth panel shows a cat on the ground playing with the thread and all tangled up in it. Caption: "Oh, Mittens! What have you done?! No, Mittens! BAD CAT! You can't just toy with people's lives like that, Mittens!"

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· May 21

This pic is epic! Colby does look like he is up past his bedtime here, tho. 😂 Great video, thank you for getting this up so quick!

Photo of the Survivor 50 cast taken by Eric Goldman screenshot from the "What was it like at the Survivor 50 finale" video from the youtube channel Eric Goldman's Cultured Pop

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· May 2

Angelina on Survivor asking eliminated player Natalie if she can have her jacket, but instead of Natalie it now says "@officialsurvivor"

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Apr 22

Negronis aren't that great.

that overused meme painting by Norman Rockwell showing a guy speaking up at an old timey town hall meeting

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Apr 18

Sleepy croissant on this grey #Caturday afternoon

Small orange cat curled up and taking a nap on a bed

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Apr 17

Every picture of my girl is the best picture of my girl. So here's the most recent one.

Yellow couch with a black piece of fabric on the seat. Out from under the fabric, a small orange cat peaks out at the camera. Below, on the floor, is one of her toys.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Mar 18

Sweet poetic justice is served! Team Venezuela! Best baseball in the world!

Team Venezuela with their gold medals on the pedestal after winning the World Baseball Classic

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Mar 15

search your camera roll for "hell"

Cover of vintage mass market paperback titled "Ten Roads to Hell" by Robert Travers

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Mar 12

Image showing a dimly-lit modern staircase. Four laptops sit on four of the steps. Reading from top to bottom, their displays say, "You let a / machine / define / your taste?"

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Mar 2

Someone who knows me too well sent this my way.

Meme on black background. Title reads: Inside you there are three bats. [below that is 3 images of bats, each with one of the following captions] "One listens to goth music" "One listens to metal music" "One listens to 80s synth pop"
- Unsure who to credit for it.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Feb 25

#poemoftheday

"To make a prairie" by Emily Dickinson

To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee,
One clover, and a bee.
And revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Feb 14

Michaelangelo's "Creation of Adam" but in Adam's place is an orange cat, with its paw raised ready to bap God's finger real hard

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Feb 10

Been seeing more 'are elder millennials okay?' content lately & I'm here to let you know they're fine. They'll keep doing what they've always done: cribbing off Gen X's homework and passing it in as their own.

Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech" painting with person standing up to speak at a town hall

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 24

Mood. 😐

Death of the Sun, Moon and Stars Falling. Artist: Cristoforo de Predis. Date: c. 1476 AD. Medium: illuminated miniature on parchment. From the codex Stories of St Joachim, St Anne, the Virgin Mary, Jesus, the Baptist and the End of the World. Collection & Credit: Royal Library of Turin, Italy.⁣
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On this small page the universe ends in eerie stillness. A deep blue sky fades toward the horizon, packed with tiny gold stars. Some hang quietly above two low brown hills; others have already dropped into the barren valley, turning the ground into a strange celestial carpet. Long, wavering trails of gold show the fall in slow motion, as if the firmament is unspooling thread by thread. ⁣
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In the upper corners two red discs with human faces, sun and moon, glow like dying embers, enclosed in faint halos that seem to fray at the edges. Along the bottom edge, thin golden lines twist like exposed roots or cracks, hinting that even the earth’s foundations are starting to split.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 24

A man was gunned down in the street hours ago now and Bluesky still shows this as the top 5 trending? Useless feature, clearly.

Screenshot of current "Trending" topics list from bluesky sidebar. Listed are: Liverpool FC, Tariffs, Wrexham AFC, "Trump and Carney", & Caturday.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 21

Literally next post after yours - bird!

screenshot with OP and the next post is a bsky user posting a pic of a Lesser Goldfinch

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 18

Or, put more simply...

Original post ("why does Michael Rapaport eat like that?") but with "eat like that" scratched out.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 13

Illuminated medieval book page with ornate marginalia. Near top of the page, there is a depiction of an angel showing someone's soul what happens to murderers in the Hell in the afterlife: a large red cauldron of boiling liquid with tormented souls of murderers falling into it. Beneath, over the page's written text, are the words, "...And the angel spaketh and said, 'That's it! You're going in the soup!'"

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 13

Post a cover of a book you love from the 90's. (Any century!) #booksky

Cover of the first edition of The Awakening by Kate Chopin. Clothbound hardcover featuring two tone, red and green, embossed design on a grey or white fabric. Design is a frame of grapevines with the title, author, and publication date (in Roman numerals) in the middle.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Jan 5

G-Shock's are aesthetically atrocious. Are now & have always been a fashion crime. Yes, they can serve function but unless you're wearing it at a job where the extra protection of those ugly ass rubber bumpers is required, stop it. You wouldn't wear a hard hat after work. This looks just as goofy.

Norman Rockwell's " Freedom of Speech" painting showing someone standing up to speak their mind at a town hall meeting.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Dec 25

Little Boo has been woken from her Christmas nap and wants absolutely none of your shit.

Sleepy orange cat looking annoyed at being woken up from her nap.

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Dec 13

The most interesting baby in the world #caturday

Sassy little orange cat just waking up from a Caturday nap

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Dec 8

Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanation, no reviews, just covers. #booksky

Cover of the book "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" by Milan Kundera

Kitty Kerosene@kittykerosene· Dec 3