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Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· 27d

It's not WIP Wenesday and only one of many WIPs, have virgin!omega!🧼 and older!alpha!👻 #Ghoap

Something big, warm, and blunt rubs along the omega's hole as Simon spreads him further open. The alpha ruts along the line of Soap's ass, coating his dick in slick.

Soap's nerves are sparking like downed wire. He's about to have sex.

The tip of Simon's cock catches on Soap's stretched rim and the words tumble out. "Is it gonna hurt?"

Oh God.

There's a stutter in the alpha's movements. "What?" He pulls back. "Am I hurting you?" He takes Soap by the hips and urges him to turn around, scenting distress.

"Nae," Soap reassures him, blushing hard and unable to keep embarrassment from his scent. "Forget Ah said anything."

"No," Simon says, simply. "If I'm not hurting you, why would you say that?" He looks at Soap like he's something worth looking at.

It leaves the omega feeling flayed open. "Because Ah was scared."

Concern replaces the distress in the alpha's scent. "Why? Did I do something? Say something? Or—"

"It's mae first time," Soap admits miserably.

Simon shakes his head, brown eyes wide. "It's—you mean with an alpha?"

"Nae, Simon." Soap shakes his head, presses his hand to the alpha's chest. "I mean…It's mae first time with anyone. Ahm a virgin."

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Jun 24

After a 2 year hiatus from creating for Trigun, I am posting a werewolf/vampire #VashWood fic! Surprise 🎉 Mind the tags, link below

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandoms:
Trigun Maximum (Manga)Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)Trigun Stampede & Trigun Stargaze (Anime 2023-2026)Trigun (Anime 1998)
Relationship:
Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Characters:
Vash the Stampede (Trigun)Nicholas D. WolfwoodBackground & Cameo Characters
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - VampireAlternative Universe - WerewolvesVampire Vash the Stampede (Trigun)Werewolf Nicholas D. Wolfwoodthere is about 3 seconds of Midvalley/WolfwoodVashWood EndgameGetting Back Togetherset in the USAlternate Universe - Modern with MagicAnal FingeringAnal SexTop Vash the Stampede (Trigun)Bottom Nicholas D. WolfwoodWerewolf MatesMidvalley is a dick in thisRacist LanguageGunsNot Beta ReadLivio the Double Fang and Nicholas D. Wolfwood are Siblings
Language:
English

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Jun 18

A stick figure losing their shit

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 29

Muppet Christmas Carol What day is this bit

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 28

#MW4 got a puta like

christ in the wilderness by ivan kramskoy smoking a cigarette on the balcony

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 28

❤️❤️❤️ I'm so excited to share it Have an extra snip

The human grins. "Ye ready, doll? This'll be a treat." He motions for Ghost to come forward. The dragon doesn't hesitate, he closes the distance in three quick strides. Then he's close, very close. He wraps his arms around Soap's waist and looks at the food over his shoulder. His tail is wrapped around Soap's lower thigh, tip flicking the way he does when he's hunting. He trills softly next to the human's ear, an excited little chirp following.

Heat rises in Soap's chest and spreads all the way to his cheeks. While Aunt Jess's skirt is doing an adequate if not clingy job protecting Ghost's modesty, at least visually, it doing absolutely fuck-all to keep Soap from feeling every inch of the dragon's anatomy as it's pressed up against him.

"Alright," Soap manages, voice strained. He stabs a fat slab of pancake onto the fork and looks over at his friend.

Ghost looks back at him. And they're close, they're so close. The dragon exhales and his breath ghosts across Soap's lips. Soap should move, he should lean back, but he didn't realize how many shades of gold were in the dragon's eyes until just this moment.

Ghost cocks his head to the side and eyes him curiously.

Soap squeezes his eyes and looks back over at the fork. He lifts the pancakes up and tells Ghost to "open up, love" and slides the fork between his lips. "Tha's a boy."

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 27

WIP Wenesday! How about a peek at my giveaway fic for @/hrimfaxe featuring their dragon!Ghost and human!Soap #Ghoap AU It's been an honor to play in this sandbox.

The human's shoulder's drop. "Ye cannae be running about with yer dobber out."

Ghost doesn't know what a 'dobber' is, but he's fairly certain he doesn't have one. He shakes his head again, this time taking a step back to make his point clear, he's not wearing trousers.

Johnny drops the clothing on the floor with a huff. "Fine. Nae trackies then." He taps his chin with his finger and looks around the little room until his eyes fall on a strange white door with slats along the front. "Tha's an idea," he mumbles and goes over to open the door. Inside is all manner of brightly colored clothing hanging from a rod. "How about a skirt?" Johnny turns around and waves an iridescent piece of fabric at the dragon.

Ghost cocks his head and looks it over. He's not sure what kind of clothing this is. He's never seen anything like it on anyone before. It's like a tube of shiny material with a stretchy black belt. Ghost reaches out to touch, his claws brush the rainbow of color and he smiles as they shift across the silver.

"Ye like tha', doll? Is it pretty?"

The dragon trills.

"Do ye want tae wear it?"

Ghost nods. I like it.

"Here then. Go on. Take it."

The dragon takes the skirt and puts it over his head like shirt. He pulls his head and arms through, but it's too tight around his chest, so he pulls it down until it sits on his natural waist above his bellybutton.

"Tha' belonged tae mae aunt Jessica in tha' 2000s. She liked tha' discos."

Ghost looks down at himself and is very pleased with the shiny fabric clinging to his thighs. Aunt Jessica must be a wealthy human to own such a luxurious item. He runs his hands over the skirt, relishing the shifting colors and soft material. He'll add this to his horde.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 25

THANK YOU FOR 420 comments on "How Bad Do You Want Me?"

Language: English
Comments: 420

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 21

WIP Wenesday for #Ghoap

"Stop."

A large part of Soap wants to, yearns to obey, to bear his neck and subjugate himself. But the rest of him is full of spite. "Admit it," he spits, "Ye thought it was just ye."

Simon stares ahead into the garden. "You're lying."

Soap stumbles, heat rising in his cheeks. "Wha—Why would ye say tha'?"

The alpha's eyes rove his face and Soap has the urge to bite his lip. "You're not the ," he says, looking forward again.

"Ye donnae know what Ah am," Soap snipes.

Simon takes a slow drag, he exhales as his head turns. And then he's on Soap, chests pressed together, hands on his hips and lips just centimeters away.

Soap leans away, wide-eyed and red faced. "What're ye doing, ye wankstain?" He presses his hands to Simon's chest and alpha backs away with no complaint.

He turns back to the railing and takes a drag from his cigarette with a small quirk to his lips. "Not the type"

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 20

Not kidding It is huge lol

Both volumes of Gira's Monster 141 AU comics

Both volumes from the otherside.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 17

The final chapter and epilogue for my #Ghoap Tattoo Parlour/Bookshop AU are up. Thank you all for coming on this journey with me 🙏🏼❤️ Links below

How Bad Do You Want Me? by KiriKiriBonBon (PalomaSheith) (Restricted)
Fandoms:Call of Duty (Video Games)
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
M/M
Complete Work
17 May 2026
Tags
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsJohn "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileySimon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s)Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavishBackground & Cameo Charactersghoap endgameAccidental CheatingCheatingDidn't Know They Were DatingMeet-UglyAlternate Universe - Tattoo ParlorAlternate Universe - BookstoreSimon "Ghost" Riley never joined the militaryMilitary Veteran John "Soap" MacTavishGary "Roach" Sanderson & Simon "Ghost" Riley FriendshipTattoo Artist John "Soap" MacTavishBookshop Owner Simon "Ghost" RIleyCat Owner Simon "Ghost" RileyFeelings RealizationGay PanicRealizing You're Gay in Your 30sSimon "Ghost" Riley's Mother - FreeformAlcoholMasturbation in Showeraccidental sex recordingLoss of VirginityVirginityAnalAnal SexBottom Simon "Ghost" RileyTop John "Soap" MacTavishWeddingsPOV AlternatingImplied/Referenced Child AbuseImplied/Referenced Spousal Abusemurder by self-defenseOblivious Simon "Ghost" RileyMisunderstandingsPorn Watchinga lot of hand holding tbhPrice and Gaz are good friendsRoach is a good friendBeta Readunwanted touchingdubcon touching

A Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au with some "Didn't know they were dating"

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"So, Gaz said you had a little run in with the new neighbor."
Simon rolls his eyes. Of course they're over there talking about him, MacTavish probably most of all. "Don't you lot have better things to talk about than—"
"You nearly getting flattened by Price's new prodigy?" Gary grins. "Nah, I don't reckon we do, mate."
Simon grabs his paper cup of break room tea and eyes the crumbs on Gary's shirt. "Why do you eat over there? It's not sanitary."
Gary huffs. "Are you really starting in on that again?"
"I'm saying that there's blood involved and therefore should be kept sterile. Sterile doesn't mean burrito bowls and hobnobs."
"They're tattooing not performing open heart surgery. I can eat my roll and watch them work."
"Disgusting." Simon turns back to the new arrivals he's been cataloguing.
"Ya know, I met him."
"Met who?"
"Soap."
Simon turns back to Gary with a flat stare. "And?"
"He's nice."
Simon's eyes may roll out of his head. There's nothing 'nice' about John MacTavish. He's basically sin on wheels.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 13

Chapter 10 preview for WIP Wenesday This is from my #Ghoap fic "How Bad Do You Want Me?" This is end, ya'll!

Simon drops a kiss before he pulls back. "I've never—I don't know how to put it. I just…never felt this free. I've never been able to let go before." He smiles at Johnny. "I don't know if I've ever been myself before now."

Johnny's face goes through a myriad of emotions before he pulls Simon down into a tight hug. Simon goes easily, pressing a kiss onto the side of his boyfriend's head before burying his face in his his broad shoulders.

"Yer always free around mae, Si," Johnny reassures, turning his cheek to kiss Simon's shoulder. "Ah want ye tae be yerself. Donnae hide here."

Simon pulls back to look at Johnny. "I promised, didn't I? I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to keep things from you. I want you to see all of me. And I want to see all of you."

Johnny's eyes go glassy before he blinks and huffs a laugh. "Ah'd like tha'."

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 10

Chapter 9 of "How Bad Do You Want Me" is up! We're getting close to the end now #Ghoap folk! Links below

How Bad Do You Want Me? by KiriKiriBonBon (PalomaSheith) (Restricted)
Fandoms:Call of Duty (Video Games)
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
M/M
Work in Progress
10 May 2026
Tags
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsJohn "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileySimon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s)Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavishBackground & Cameo Charactersghoap endgameAccidental CheatingCheatingDidn't Know They Were DatingMeet-UglyAlternate Universe - Tattoo ParlorAlternate Universe - BookstoreSimon "Ghost" Riley never joined the militaryMilitary Veteran John "Soap" MacTavishGary "Roach" Sanderson & Simon "Ghost" Riley FriendshipTattoo Artist John "Soap" MacTavishBookshop Owner Simon "Ghost" RIleyCat Owner Simon "Ghost" RileyFeelings RealizationGay PanicRealizing You're Gay in Your 30sSimon "Ghost" Riley's Mother - FreeformAlcoholMasturbation in Showeraccidental sex recordingLoss of VirginityVirginityAnalAnal SexBottom Simon "Ghost" RileyTop John "Soap" MacTavishWeddingsPOV AlternatingImplied/Referenced Child AbuseImplied/Referenced Spousal Abusemurder by self-defenseOblivious Simon "Ghost" RileyMisunderstandingsPorn Watchinga lot of hand holding tbhPrice and Gaz are good friendsRoach is a good friendBeta Readunwanted touchingdubcon touching

A Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au with some "Didn't know they were dating"

-
"So, Gaz said you had a little run in with the new neighbor."
Simon rolls his eyes. Of course they're over there talking about him, MacTavish probably most of all. "Don't you lot have better things to talk about than—"
"You nearly getting flattened by Price's new prodigy?" Gary grins. "Nah, I don't reckon we do, mate."
Simon grabs his paper cup of break room tea and eyes the crumbs on Gary's shirt. "Why do you eat over there? It's not sanitary."
Gary huffs. "Are you really starting in on that again?"
"I'm saying that there's blood involved and therefore should be kept sterile. Sterile doesn't mean burrito bowls and hobnobs."
"They're tattooing not performing open heart surgery. I can eat my roll and watch them work."
"Disgusting." Simon turns back to the new arrivals he's been cataloguing.
"Ya know, I met him."
"Met who?"
"Soap."
Simon turns back to Gary with a flat stare. "And?"
"He's nice."
Simon's eyes may roll out of his head. There's nothing 'nice' about John MacTavish. He's basically sin on wheels.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 6

Chapter 9 Preview for WIP Wenesday This one is #NSFW From my Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour #Ghoap fic

Johnny kisses Simon's knee, frots their cocks together with another sinful roll of his hips. "Tell mae something, mo chridhe. Be honest, aye?"

Simon nods.

Johnny just smiles, radiant. He bends over Simon and kisses him, slowly. His tongue working its way through Simon's parted lips. He's so lost in the moment, honey coated and warm, that it's not until the pad of Johnny's slick finger glides over his hole, that Simon realizes what he's doing.

"Have ye ever touched yerself here, doll?" Johnny asks against his lips, finger petting gently over the puckered skin.

Simon's heart thunders as he admits, "Just a few times. A finger." His face is burning at the admission, but the other looks pleased.

"Aye?" Johnny kisses Simon's cheek, his jaw, his neck. He pets over his hole, circling and teasing little presses.

"Tell mae what ye imagined in tha' shower."

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 3

Chapter 8 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au is up! Links below

How Bad Do You Want Me? by KiriKiriBonBon (PalomaSheith) (Restricted)
Fandoms:Call of Duty (Video Games)
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
M/M
Work in Progress
03 May 2026
Tags
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsJohn "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileySimon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s)Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavishBackground & Cameo Charactersghoap endgameAccidental CheatingCheatingDidn't Know They Were DatingMeet-UglyAlternate Universe - Tattoo ParlorAlternate Universe - BookstoreSimon "Ghost" Riley never joined the militaryMilitary Veteran John "Soap" MacTavishGary "Roach" Sanderson & Simon "Ghost" Riley FriendshipTattoo Artist John "Soap" MacTavishBookshop Owner Simon "Ghost" RIleyCat Owner Simon "Ghost" RileyFeelings RealizationGay PanicRealizing You're Gay in Your 30sSimon "Ghost" Riley's Mother - FreeformAlcoholMasturbation in Showeraccidental sex recordingLoss of VirginityVirginityAnalAnal SexBottom Simon "Ghost" RileyTop John "Soap" MacTavishWeddingsPOV AlternatingImplied/Referenced Child AbuseImplied/Referenced Spousal Abusemurder by self-defenseOblivious Simon "Ghost" RileyMisunderstandingsPorn Watchinga lot of hand holding tbhPrice and Gaz are good friendsRoach is a good friendBeta Readunwanted touchingdubcon touching

A Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au with some "Didn't know they were dating"

-
"So, Gaz said you had a little run in with the new neighbor."
Simon rolls his eyes. Of course they're over there talking about him, MacTavish probably most of all. "Don't you lot have better things to talk about than—"
"You nearly getting flattened by Price's new prodigy?" Gary grins. "Nah, I don't reckon we do, mate."
Simon grabs his paper cup of break room tea and eyes the crumbs on Gary's shirt. "Why do you eat over there? It's not sanitary."
Gary huffs. "Are you really starting in on that again?"
"I'm saying that there's blood involved and therefore should be kept sterile. Sterile doesn't mean burrito bowls and hobnobs."
"They're tattooing not performing open heart surgery. I can eat my roll and watch them work."
"Disgusting." Simon turns back to the new arrivals he's been cataloguing.
"Ya know, I met him."
"Met who?"
"Soap."
Simon turns back to Gary with a flat stare. "And?"
"He's nice."
Simon's eyes may roll out of his head. There's nothing 'nice' about John MacTavish. He's basically sin on wheels

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· May 1

And the winner is: @hrimfaxe.bsky.social With #42 (Number pulled at random by my son) Thank you so much to everyone who entered. I am so grateful for you all. I'll have another giveaway if I get to 750 followers

My hand with a piece of paper that says 42

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 29

It's WIP Wenesday once again Here is a preview of Chapter 8 my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au

Soap grabs a bottle of water from the mini fridge and taps the message thread. His eyebrows lift when he sees that Simon sent a video. His eyebrows damn near reach his hairline when he reads the cheeky little message, "My thumb slipped."

Soap chews his bottom lip and considers the possibility of this being anything he has to hide. Simon has a bold streak, sure, but he's also a bleedin' virgin who's just figured out he's gay less than forty-eight hours ago.

Besides, he's too sweet, too shy, and it's probably too soon.

At least for Simon. Soap's been dying for just a kiss for two full months. He'd kill a man for more. God…to feel Simon's skin against his own, his lips and his hands.

Anyway, the point is, that's not Simon. He's not like that. Soap just needs to get his head out of the gutter. It's probably just him saying hello. Maybe showing him Chaucer or his dinner. Something unintentionally adorable.

With that in mind, Soap presses play.

And it's a wall. Maybe. Or a ceiling? And there's- What is that sound? Soap leans closer to the speaker and frowns. Running water?

He taps the screen. Its a seven minute long video. Christ. He taps a little further through and it's the same view, same sound. He taps again, about halfway through. It's still the same view, but there's another sound. One that sends Soap scrambling for the speaker button to silence the video.

He presses his phone to his chest and checks for Gaz and Price in the hall.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

That was his name he heard. And Simon was panting, crying out and definitely not saying hello.

Holy shit.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 26

Chapter 7 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au is up! Links below

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Call of Duty (Video Games)
Relationships:
John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileySimon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s)
Characters:
Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavishBackground & Cameo Characters
Additional Tags:
ghoap endgameAccidental CheatingCheatingDidn't Know They Were DatingMeet-UglyAlternate Universe - Tattoo ParlorAlternate Universe - BookstoreSimon "Ghost" Riley never joined the militaryMilitary Veteran John "Soap" MacTavishGary "Roach" Sanderson & Simon "Ghost" Riley FriendshipTattoo Artist John "Soap" MacTavishBookshop Owner Simon "Ghost" RIleyCat Owner Simon "Ghost" RileyFeelings RealizationGay PanicRealizing You're Gay in Your 30sSimon "Ghost" Riley's Mother - FreeformAlcoholMasturbation in Showeraccidental sex recordingLoss of VirginityVirginityAnalAnal SexBottom Simon "Ghost" RileyTop John "Soap" MacTavishWeddingsPOV AlternatingImplied/Referenced Child AbuseImplied/Referenced Spousal Abusemurder by self-defenseOblivious Simon "Ghost" RileyMisunderstandingsPorn Watchinga lot of hand holding tbhPrice and Gaz are good friendsRoach is a good friendBeta Readunwanted touchingdubcon touching
Language:
English

A Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au with some "Didn't know they were dating"

-
"So, Gaz said you had a little run in with the new neighbor."
Simon rolls his eyes. Of course they're over there talking about him, MacTavish probably most of all. "Don't you lot have better things to talk about than—"
"You nearly getting flattened by Price's new prodigy?" Gary grins. "Nah, I don't reckon we do, mate."
Simon grabs his paper cup of break room tea and eyes the crumbs on Gary's shirt. "Why do you eat over there? It's not sanitary."
Gary huffs. "Are you really starting in on that again?"
"I'm saying that there's blood involved and therefore should be kept sterile. Sterile doesn't mean burrito bowls and hobnobs."
"They're tattooing not performing open heart surgery. I can eat my roll and watch them work."
"Disgusting." Simon turns back to the new arrivals he's been cataloguing.
"Ya know, I met him."
"Met who?"
"Soap."
Simon turns back to Gary with a flat stare. "And?"
"He's nice."
Simon's eyes may roll out of his head. There's nothing 'nice' about John MacTavish. He's basically sin on wheels.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 22

For WIP Wenesday accept a snippet from Chapter 7 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au I tried to figure out one that wasn't spoilery so no Soap in this snippet

"Mum," Simon says as he pulls out the chair at the opposite end of the table. "Yes, I'm sure. Everything is going to be fine, but…there's not going to be a wedding."

Rosemary sits upright, crossing her arms. "What are you talking about? Of course there is."

"No," Simon says slowly, "There's not."

"What…what happened? Is it the chapel? Is the date? Did you choose one? Simon, you can't just do this to me. What's going on?"

"Mum," he says as he runs a hand through his hair. "Evelyn and I, we broke up."

Rosemary jolt as if he'd struck her. "Broke up?"

"Yeah, Mum. This morning."

She looks side to side and then down at her hands. "What did you do?"

It feels like a punch in the gut. Of course she knows it's Simon's fault.

"I met someone else."

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 19

Hey Ghoap folk, I did not forget

Kittywritesfic presents, 500 followers giveaway
For reaching 500 followers I am giving away a one shot fic of at least 2,000words. (If the fic is longer, that's not my fault)
I prefer to do either Ghoap or VashWood but any of my past published ships are fair game. Meaning, if I have written a fic for them, they're eligible.
All you have to do to be eligible is to QRT with your favorite ship and a number between 1-1,000 and ofc be a follower.
I will be choosing a winner on the 39th of April using a random number generator.
Good luck!

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 19

I can't get over emoji mash-up Ghost bc I can I can think is is NSFW: 🧼: Oh God... Ahmma cum. 👻:

The pleading face and skull emoji squished together

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 17

A close up of a chihuahua with human hands templing in front of their snout

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 17

Bobby Hill dressed as Vegeeta.
Says, "No God's, No Masters. All Cops Are Bastards"

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 15

Not me hiding at work to post my WIP Wenesday 🤣 Have a preview of Chapter 6 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au Gary and Simon have a talk

Gary insists walking forward. "Tell me something, beside kissing on the cheek, what else do you with Soap?"

Simon gives him a flat look. "Dinner. Movies. Arcade. Walks in the park. Call and message. I don't know, normal things."

"Does he hold your hand or pay for everything?"

"…Yes." Although how Gary knows that is beyond Simon. "Both. Or he tries to."

"Does he call you any special name?"

Furrowing his brows, Simon answers, "Yes."

"So," Gary says, templing his fingers in front of him."You go eat and do activities together. Just the two of you. He holds your hand and calls you 'baby', pays, and brings you tea every day."

"He's never once called me 'baby'."

"Not the point," Gary shoots back. "Tell me what happened when he punched you."

"How'd you—"

"Dena. Now spill, wanker."

"Evelyn came in while we were talking. She introduced herself as my fiancé and that was it."

Gary pinches the bridge of his nose. "Of course it was." He sighs. "You don't see anything a little odd about your relationship?"

"No."

"No?"

"No."

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 12

I'm a winner, baby!

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Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 12

*dinner bell* Chapter 5 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au "How Bad Do You Want Me?" is up! Buckle up for this chapter and enjoy! Link below

How Bad Do You Want Me? by KiriKiriBonBon (PalomaSheith) (Restricted)
Fandoms:Call of Duty (Video Games)
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
M/M
Work in Progress
12 Apr 2026
Tags
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsJohn "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileySimon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s)Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavishBackground & Cameo Charactersghoap endgameAccidental CheatingCheatingDidn't Know They Were DatingMeet-UglyAlternate Universe - Tattoo ParlorAlternate Universe - BookstoreSimon "Ghost" Riley never joined the militaryMilitary Veteran John "Soap" MacTavishGary "Roach" Sanderson & Simon "Ghost" Riley FriendshipTattoo Artist John "Soap" MacTavishBookshop Owner Simon "Ghost" RIleyCat Owner Simon "Ghost" RileyFeelings RealizationGay PanicRealizing You're Gay in Your 30sSimon "Ghost" Riley's Mother - FreeformAlcoholMasturbation in Showeraccidental sex recordingLoss of VirginityVirginityAnalAnal SexBottom Simon "Ghost" RileyTop John "Soap" MacTavishWeddingsPOV AlternatingImplied/Referenced Child AbuseImplied/Referenced Spousal Abusemurder by self-defenseOblivious Simon "Ghost" RileyMisunderstandingsPorn Watchinga lot of hand holding tbhPrice and Gaz are good friendsRoach is a good friendBeta Readunwanted touchingdubcon touching

A Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au with some "Didn't know they were dating"

-
"So, Gaz said you had a little run in with the new neighbor."
Simon rolls his eyes. Of course they're over there talking about him, MacTavish probably most of all. "Don't you lot have better things to talk about than—"
"You nearly getting flattened by Price's new prodigy?" Gary grins. "Nah, I don't reckon we do, mate."
Simon grabs his paper cup of break room tea and eyes the crumbs on Gary's shirt. "Why do you eat over there? It's not sanitary."
Gary huffs. "Are you really starting in on that again?"
"I'm saying that there's blood involved and therefore should be kept sterile. Sterile doesn't mean burrito bowls and hobnobs."
"They're tattooing not performing open heart surgery. I can eat my roll and watch them work."
"Disgusting." Simon turns back to the new arrivals he's been cataloguing.
"Ya know, I met him."
"Met who?"
"Soap."
Simon turns back to Gary with a flat stare. "And?"
"He's nice."
Simon's eyes may roll out of his head. There's nothing 'nice' about John MacTavish. He's basically sin on wheels.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 8

For WIP Wenesday have a preview of Chapter 5 of my Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour #Ghoap Au Link to the fic below

"You know," Simon says as he hands John his tea, "It's Chaucer's fault I was late that day."
"What day?"
"The day we met."
"How'd he manage tha' then?"
"Unplugged my charger. Phone died. I was late."
John smiles. "Remind mae tae slip him some cat nip as a thank you."
Simon chuckles at that. "Why? I immediately disliked you. If we'd met under normal—"
"Nae," John interrupts, putting his tea back on the tray without drinking it. He draws his leg up and turns sideways so he can face Simon.
"What do you mean 'no'?" Simon turns to mirror Soap; their knees touch.
"If we'd met any other way, Ah'd never have tried to befriend ye 'nd never asked ye tae dinner and we wouldnae be here tonight." John pins Simon with his gaze. "Ah'd say the lad deserves a reward for tha'."
Simon's stomach does a funny little flip when John looks over. He feels that something pulse between them. Feels an urge to lean in, to be closer. And damn…he's so handsome.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 4

Chapter 4 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au is up early! Link to the lastest below

How Bad Do You Want Me? by KiriKiriBonBon (PalomaSheith) (Restricted)
Fandoms:Call of Duty (Video Games)
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
M/M
Work in Progress
03 Apr 2026
Tags
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsJohn "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" RileySimon "Ghost" Riley/Original Female Character(s)Simon "Ghost" RileyJohn "Soap" MacTavishBackground & Cameo Charactersghoap endgameAccidental CheatingCheatingDidn't Know They Were DatingMeet-UglyAlternate Universe - Tattoo ParlorAlternate Universe - BookstoreSimon "Ghost" Riley never joined the militaryMilitary Veteran John "Soap" MacTavishGary "Roach" Sanderson & Simon "Ghost" Riley FriendshipTattoo Artist John "Soap" MacTavishBookshop Owner Simon "Ghost" RIleyCat Owner Simon "Ghost" RileyFeelings RealizationGay PanicRealizing You're Gay in Your 30sSimon "Ghost" Riley's Mother - FreeformAlcoholMasturbation in Showeraccidental sex recordingLoss of VirginityVirginityAnalAnal SexBottom Simon "Ghost" RileyTop John "Soap" MacTavishWeddingsPOV AlternatingImplied/Referenced Child AbuseImplied/Referenced Spousal Abusemurder by self-defenseOblivious Simon "Ghost" RileyMisunderstandingsPorn Watchinga lot of hand holding tbhPrice and Gaz are good friendsRoach is a good friendBeta Readunwanted touchingdubcon touching

A Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour Au with some "Didn't know they were dating"

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"So, Gaz said you had a little run in with the new neighbor."
Simon rolls his eyes. Of course they're over there talking about him, MacTavish probably most of all. "Don't you lot have better things to talk about than—"
"You nearly getting flattened by Price's new prodigy?" Gary grins. "Nah, I don't reckon we do, mate."
Simon grabs his paper cup of break room tea and eyes the crumbs on Gary's shirt. "Why do you eat over there? It's not sanitary."
Gary huffs. "Are you really starting in on that again?"
"I'm saying that there's blood involved and therefore should be kept sterile. Sterile doesn't mean burrito bowls and hobnobs."
"They're tattooing not performing open heart surgery. I can eat my roll and watch them work."
"Disgusting." Simon turns back to the new arrivals he's been cataloguing.
"Ya know, I met him."
"Met who?"
"Soap."
Simon turns back to Gary with a flat stare. "And?"
"He's nice."
Simon's eyes may roll out of his head. There's nothing 'nice' about John MacTavish. He's basically sin on wheels.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 1

For WIP Wenesday have a preview of Chapter 4 of my #Ghoap Bookshop/Tattoo Parlour AU Featuring more oblivious Ghost

Words are hard for Simon. Not written words, no, God never those. The written word was his escape, his refuge from a world that hadn't seemed to want a young Simon Riley. But speaking, actually articulating all the thoughts that lurk in the recesses of his mind, that's terrifying. The idea of opening his mouth and letting all of the emotions, all the fears, all the darkness just pour out horrifies him. So he speaks in short sentences. Makes his words plain. He keeps control.
But with John the words seem to flow regardless and they spend the next two hours on the veranda just talking, hands joined in one way or another the entire time. It's different, sure, but it's the most seen that Simon's ever felt. So he doesn't let go.
He's never known a friendship like this.

Kittywritesfic@kittykittymoon· Apr 1

Wording 💦♎️