Karl He/Him (@kiwikarl) · DIRTY

Karl He/Him

@kiwikarl

I like, ufos, cryptids, unexplained phenomenon, stories of strange encounters, Daggerheart, D&D, fantasy, video games, meditation, remote viewing and whatever is shiny. No, I'm not interested in buying magic mushrooms.

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Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· 17h

bewbin
Jul 18

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died
but in World War 2 it was under a million
which can only mean horses started to
evolve bullet resistance

reallycoolsoup
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Jul 21

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· 4d

Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only. #FilmSky

Jamie Farr in his role as corporal Clinger, dressed in a pink dress white heels, with a white hanging with red flair. A rifle over his shoulder standing on the set of MASH

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· 11d

AI Bubble is gonna crash, they are missing targets, not producing anything of value.

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Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· 19d

They are building data centres to store law abiding American citizens phone records, social media content, flock images and other AI tools that will be used in warrantless surveillance of American citizens in the public and even in their own homes. #danforarkansas #danwhitfield.

Meme image, Jim from the office
top image
They're not building data centres for AI

Bottom image
They're building the infrastructure required to establish and maintain a 24/7 digital prison surveillance state.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Jul 16

Original video from Rachel Gilmore

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Jun 23

I mean you could take what you've learned and start minmaxing this life.

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Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions
you`re making today.

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bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating
myself for making the decisions that i am making

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Hello, I am old and thus have a large amount of past
self to think/have thought about, and I'd like you to
know that your future self is looking back on your
past self with mingled love and sorrow and
compassion, because they know how hard you were
trying and how difficult the going was. Your future
self wishes they could give you a hug and tell you to
keep at it. Your future self wishes they could spare
you the pain of hating yourself when they know that
you are trying the best you can. Your future self isn't
mad. Your future self forgives you and would like you
to take as good care of yourself as you can.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· May 17

Searching Gliphorus versicolor on Google finds this image which it identical but missing one of the mushrooms

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· May 7

Matthew
@CrowsFault

People speak of hope as if it is this
delicate, ephemeral thing made of
whispers and spider's webs. It's not.
Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her
knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones
in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as
she rises for another go.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· May 5

I got one but feel bad for people who missed out because scalpers got them

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 18

Good luck hope it all dry!!

Image of 18th century man,
Top text. My Landlord is all about the drip

Bottom text (he refuses to fix the leak in our roof)

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 17

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Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 16

Images of Ron Swanson from parks and rec

Text on first image "Just pay me enough to live."

Second image Wait, wait. I'm afraid you heard "pay me enough to survive"

Third image What I said was "Pay me enough to LIVE"

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 12

one-time-i-dreamt
I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled "wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!"*

almost-always-eventually-right
this username escapes me every single time

4 panel cartoon illustrates the dream as described.

i cant stop thinking about this post

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 10

Wolfie
@TheIgboWolf

X.com

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely
on confidence and vibes so the finished product is
always a surprise to me as much as it is to you.

If you eat my food and something is wrong, please
know that I am also a victim and we are in this
together.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 8

Just watch till Bob Ross finishes talking, ok.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Apr 7

Image of text,
Every atrocity in history begins with someone deciding who counts as human

- Marcus Aurelius

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Mar 31

Watching small town monsters, American Werewolves.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Mar 24

Wild you openly brag about destroying the planet.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Mar 4

Morning vibe, Vision Video's I love cats

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Mar 2

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Feb 26

Night Vale Podcast, @nightValeRadio

"When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad."

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Feb 20

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Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Feb 17

Saw this last night and now I'm obsessed, it shows the roots of toxic masculinity and patriarchy in a single statement.

The first act of violence that patriarchy
demands of males is not violence toward
women. Instead patriarchy demands of
all males that they engage in acts of
psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off
the emotional parts of themselves. If an
individual is not successful in
emotionally crippling himself, he can
count on patriarchal men to enact rituals
of power that will assault his self-esteem.

bell hooks

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Feb 12

Don't stop talking about it

Top image, we are moving on from Epstein

Bottom image, the fuck you are.

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Feb 8

Not the worst

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Feb 2

With some Cryptocurrency?

Screenshot of tumbler post by "ararebreedstory"

For the longest time, when people would say "Cryptocurrency" this is what I would imagine.

Image of coins with images of various cryptids "Lock ness Monster" " The Ahool" "Chupacbra" "The Mothman" "The Jersey Devil" "Bigfoot"

Karl He/Him@kiwikarl· Jan 8

There was a doctor at the scene ICE refused them access to her immediately after they shot her.