I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

Let's check in on fans of the Orlando Magic...

You can't escape your own logic I'm afraid. 1) Working at NYT makes you a nazi collaborator 2) nazi collaborators must be killed That's the trouble when you draw sweeping, nonsense accusations against someone-you might have to sit with the further implications of that thing!

This thread, Dipshit. This thread. I can't hold your hand anymore I'm tired and you are interesting. If you believe this you're mental and I want nothing to do with you.

It's the character's name I uh, don't know what y'all want from me

Literally you but whatever, paraphrase me into the ground if it helps.

Read the first sentence you dense goofball!