This is precisely why I have an irrational distaste for alt-text.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Let’s zooooooo

Am I Brayan Bello? Cause my velocity is down.

I have the best students.

First ever fictional character I encountered named Kevin, and I’ve personally experienced pretty much every episode of Doug.

LET’S. FUCKIN. GOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have this thing where I like to buy artwork from students who are going to college for art, and when I saw this I absolutely HAD to have it. I adore it and can’t wait to hang it up in my house.

It’s the best. Watching a baseball game is only one of 1000 things you can do at a baseball game. For example: I was once bitten in the eye by Brian Knobbs ofThe Nasty Boys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

A pain I know all too well…

I’ll always remember him from his powerful depiction in Season 3 of Family Guy:

Mama, I’ve made it!

The thermostat in my classroom…

Algo-synchronization, courtesy of @coachfinstock.bsky.social and @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social

This bullshit…

The AIs are doing great.

My congressman is over here posting Kid Rock tweets that misrepresent American history so he can gaslight his constituents. I hope this insurrectionist little bitch loses his ass off in November.

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

What the fuck is this?

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.