Rob Jacques
@knutcrosswords
Cryptic crossword compiler for The Indy & The Blizzard (as Knut), The FT (Julius), The Daily Telegraph (Toughies as Hudson), The Times (QC as Bjorn), The Observer (Calypso) and The Guardian (Hat) Location: Freiburg, Black Forest
Bordeaux is being partly evacuated due to uncontrollable fires. How *anyone* can take these Reform people seriously is a mystery.
In which Benedict Cumberbatch opens a spatial port dressed as a duck and singing Yes! We have no Bananas
SAY THAT AGAIN, SAY "THERE'S A LACK OF QUALITY IN THE FINAL THIRD" AGAIN MUTHAF***** I DOUBLE DARE YOU
It's like that time Priti flew back from Nairobi and all WM hacks were at Heathrow scanning the skies
Here's a nice rose garden in Hamburg for any wistfully nostalgic American followers:
Aahhh, the World Cup...where we get to read what the lad liveblogging the game for The Graun from his bedroom in his pants would have done were he in fact the Portuguese head coach instead of that useless tosser Roberto Martinez
(At the focus group meeting) "So guys...what have you come up with as a name for my new gastro business?"
Number of things actually revealed by Bellingham in this @theguardian.com article =0 #ClickbaitBollocks
Just popping out with a spade to see if there's £5million in crypto lying around
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
In Budapest for the first time since attending a reception in this building 41 years ago. Fair bit of water under the Duna/Donau/Danube bridge since then.
Absolutely everywhere in Budapest: Big Dom, the Dimple that Launched a Thousand Crisps