Kumbucha, Guild Master

@koboldkumbucha

Profile 🎨: @eskiworks.bsky.social Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop. ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks. Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.

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Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· 26d

You can do it, kobold. Think of your future compression strength! Yip!

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· 27d

Ok, kobolds. This kobold is going to bed. Don't slap this pile of clay. It is very important.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· 28d

This kobold has deeply twisted and dark desires*. *Ice bottle snuggles and cold bath.

White rabbit laying in an ice bottle to stay cool.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jul 12

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jul 7

Thank you. This kobold will use the thing well.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jul 6

YCH proposal: it is just two dragon OCs playing [Guess Kobold ?] and have to skillfully question and eliminate 30 kobolds each to find the correct one. 2 Dragon OC 60 Kobold OC Starting Bid: 1x [Rank 5] or higher item. Automatic Buy: 1x [Rank 1000] or higher item.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jul 5

*pool toys you into a torpedo* "Get tossed, smooth thing"

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jul 5

The ringtone for her is the sound of wheels rippling down a U-Haul ramp. Romantic.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jul 3

A #YCH art piece but it is just some kobolds in progressively more dangerous forms of activities trying to beat the summer heat. Yippo!

Cats cooling off with frozen water bottles.

Water Hydrant party with children cooling off by playing with a massive water sprayer.

Wipeout. A pair of men are launched from floatation tubes that are being pulled by a boat.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jun 18

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jun 13

Also the poses are so incredible Naruto and Sasuke coded. Yip!

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Jun 9

Golden Labrador Dog looking down at a jar of cookies. It is an unflattering angle.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· May 10

Yummy Yippie! A fresh bowl of leaf.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· May 3

For refernce, this is what kobold and anti-kobold do in terms of game mechanics.

Kymbucha, Explosive Explorer

{1}{W}{R}

Legendary Creature Kobold Wizard

Whenever one or more permanents are destroyed, put a level up counter on this.

{W}{R}: Destroy up to X target artifacts with total mana value X or less than this card's level.

If this card has 10+ level up counters, flip it.

Kumbucha, Implosive Recluse
{1}{U}{B}

Legendary Creature Kobold Wizard

Whenever one or more cards are put into exile, put a level up counter on this.

{U}{B}, {T}: Each opponent exiles cards from their hand, graveyard, and/or library equal to this card's level.

If an opponent loses the game, remove all counters from this and flip it.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Apr 9

This kobold is proud to share with everyone the secret layer with #mtg that was canceled for this upcoming Secrets of Strixhaven.

Kumbucha, Catastrophic Class

Legendary Creature- Kobold Wizard

Whenever a player casts a spell they may sacrifice an artifact and copy that spell X times where X is the mana value of the sacrificed artifact.

3 White Red: Copy any number of spells and triggered abilities that are in the stack.

"Immiyation is the sincerest form of repetition.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Apr 4

Kink ABDL icon Koala fursoña and all.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Apr 2

Hey kobolds, enjoy this wet as morning dove. Get soaked, loser.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Apr 2

You can do it, horse.

Religious Shrine of a maiden surrounded by technology and cyber parts.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Mar 14

Him is delicious.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Mar 4

This kobold is not immune to propaganda.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Feb 25

Yip! >Gain 1x [Award of Acknowledgement]

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Feb 13

This kobold sees a 3x3 grid. This kobold memes a 3x3 grid.

Kumbucha, Guild Master@koboldkumbucha· Feb 12

A kobold egg that was kept at a stable 2000⁰f often hatches the most brilliant blue kobolds. (Cause their magnesium, yttrium, and iridum are oxidized)