kirin

@koboldstyle

Creative Technologist & Animator/Dev in LA. Tabletop and Videogames, Weird Culture, He/Him. Operating at about 0.42 self-actualization. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ally One half of Scuttlebutt:

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kirin@koboldstyle· 28d

That $800k of interest is a nice little thing to see from the notorious nonpayer

External posting from SDNY showing Trump’s payment of $5.625 million to E Jean Carroll.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

Trying to make a Patriot Front Swamp Ass joke here but I got nothin

The incredibly sweaty khaki asses of the Patriot Front jackholes, extremely appreciative of their misery

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

for 115 bucks you can bid on a vintage keychain

screencap of an ebay listing of a keychain of the Rumple Minze eyepatch polar bear riding warrior woman

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

wait wait I'm just finding out right now that there was a whole series, some probably regularly drunk German liquor CEO had a bit of an obsessive vision lol

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

Also this absurd 1990 Peppermint Schnapps bikini armor magazine ad for some reason. Just like... what? why? and the only motivation I think was there, or was needed, was "cuz why the fuck not"

Absolutely ridiculous 1990 Peppermint Schnapps print ad for Rumple Minze (Authentic. German. LoL.) showing a nearly naked swordswoman riding a polar bear next to a giant frost-covered bottle of German Peppermint Schnapps.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

Also I have sat in front of this Georges De La Tour painting at LACMA overcome with awe. Just so much going on! Instant sense of depth and spirituality stretching across four centuries and speaking to me, a bored atheist schmuck in a musem

"The Magdalen with the Smoking Flame", painting by Georges De La Tour, dated 1938-40, on exhibition (at least at one point) at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

Dragon Magazine cover #126 by Daniel Horne 🤘

Daniel Horne painting for Dragon Magazine of a warrior woman with a bow and arrow as a skeletal giant bursts out of the snow in front of her — if you've ever seen this picture you can probably immediately picture it from this description alone

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

I too made a sci-fi McConnell meme

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

THE ACKACKROOMS

That one picture of the yellow backrooms but the alien from Mars Attacks is in there

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

A meme of the Voigt-Kampff test in the beginning of the first Blade Runner. A Turing agent is giving the test: "You look down, Leon. The tortoise is on it's back. Do you talk to it?" and Leon (a Replicant in the movie, but here referencing the dubious tweet from Scott Jennings): "Yeah I talk to it. I talk to it for twenty minutes. About IRAN. UKRAINE. The situa-"

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 8

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 3

Andrew Wyeth's painting "Christina's World", except the empty field she's lying in shows the Great American State Fair in the background.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 3

Hey hemorrhoids are a real problem for some people and I may or may not have a family anecdote about this exact sort of situation.

A tweet from @evverydaysensei: "Ridley Scott's Alien squatting to poop but another smaller butt comes out and poops instead"

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 3

Jessica Sele is a treasure

kirin@koboldstyle· Jul 1

I’ve been going almost everywhere with my TrimUI Smart Mini for years now. Fits in ny pocket and plays everything up to low-end PS1 games. Got it for about $65 at the time!

Pic of a handheld yellow TrimUI Smart Mini showing Legend of Zelda.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 27

lolyeah

three screenshots of a Patton Oswalt routine: "The two keys to parenting: unconditional support, and hiding disappointment"

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 22

Found it for you: “Look, it’s not sexual…” gets me every goddamn time 😂

DabbleDAM • 3y ago
I just finished watching all 8 episodes of Reacher. It's a fine show, but I'm saddened by the fact that he takes off his clothes 5 times, by my count, but we don't see him hang dong. Not even once!
Look, it's not sexual. If you're a reader of the books and you're looking forward to seeing Jack Reacher hang dong on the silver screen, then you're going to be disappointed, my friend. I'm sorry to spoil it, but fans of Jack Reacher need to know. There's no dong! You'll probably have to wait for season 2 or 3 for the first solid dong-hanging scene. In the third book, Reacher starts out as a strip club bouncer in Key West, Florida. He hangs dong on the second page, third paragraph. After the success of the dong-hanging scenes in the first books, Lee Child doesn't waste any time giving his readers what they want: A 6-on-1 strip club fistfight with lots of bad guys getting broken arms and busted noses, followed by Jack Reacher hanging dong in a seedy hotel room.
Sure, it's nice to have an actor who actually represents Reacher's reach, unlike Tom Cruise. But Reacher's height and weight and musculature are all minor quibbles in comparison to the real meat of the issue:
When do we get to see Jack Reacher's dong? Each book features at least 6 paragraphs describing Jack's enormous dong. It even has a nickname ("The Jackhammer"). So I think it's time for the world to finally see Lee Child's award-winning vision of Jack Reacher's Pringles can of a dong. It's not sexual, it's just being accurate and respectful to the books and giving the fans what they expect. You can't just make a show about Jack Reacher without featuring dong. That's illegal. The Jackhammer is canon. It's literally a cannon between his legs. It's part of the mythos. His dong is so big that, in the book Running Blind, a dude kicks Reacher in the dong and snaps his ankle. Bone shards are sticking out of the bad guy's skin. It was described as "like kicking a tree trunk."
Again, it's not sexual, i…

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 19

There must’ve been some epically wild times on that tour

Photo of Madonna leaning on a keyboard while the Beasties are pouring a 40 into her mouth, damn the late 80s could be wild.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 19

Fun Fact I learned today: The Beastie Boys used to tour with Madonna, they credited her for helping launch their career. Common rumor is that she and Adam Yauch were a thing for a brief moment, which sparks the ol’ imagination: if you remember the peak Madonna era, she was fit and sexy as hell.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 19

This is reportedly a pic of an oil refinery near the kremlin hit by a Ukrainian drone. Absolute hell of a pic, I hope that refinery lid didn’t land on someone

Supposedly a Russian Oil Refinery exploding, showing an industrial district lit by a fireball, and an absolutely massive refinery lid thrown hundreds of feet into the air.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 9

All those people paying $15k-$75k to see a Knicks game ALSO get to be in the same (very large) room with our wet loser president while he gets booed by thousands? I guess it IS a once in a lifetime experience

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 8

oh-h-h-hhh it got better, directly into my veins plz

Los Angeles primary updates showing Nithya Raman shifted past Spencer Pratt

Dumb tweet by Spence Prett: "Anytime people say I'm bad with money, remember...there were people who bet on Nithya Raman"

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 6

You know I’m really glad that all the art I love taught me that the darkest times and also the stupidest and weirdest and hilarious and pathetic all at once

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 6

Stroke rumors are showing up, god everybody’s so thirsty for it

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 4

I saw him perform in the live version of Ma Rainey's Black Bottom here in LA and dude can fuckin act AND play a mean standup bass

Jason Dirden, Glynn Turman, Damon Gupton, Keith David, and Lillias White in August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom, directed by Phylicia Rashad, at the Mark Taper Forum for Center Theatre Group.

kirin@koboldstyle· Jun 2

Anyway I just want to reassure you that I am indeed a person of empathy and substance and would never laugh at something so callous as thisssppfffhehe

A meme of a screenshot from wikihow titled “How to steer your human shield” and then “1) Grasp firmly by the titty” and it’s the picture of Stephen Miller running from the Correspondent’s Dinner shooting behind his pregnant wife, grabbing her by the, you guessed it…

kirin@koboldstyle· May 29

Imagine being his wife. The guy is infamously and proudly gross.

BBC article about Pete Hegseth back when he was just a pundit titled “Fox host says he ‘hasn’t washed hands in 10 years’”

kirin@koboldstyle· May 28

Speaking of Batman (yes yes I know he’s an oligarch but the Robin Hood fantasy of the rebelling aristocrat is as old as us)

kirin@koboldstyle· May 27

Having significantly visible unaddressed insecurities alongside a general cluelessness about what most of us consider functional, is just a bizarre thing for any president of the United States to have, but here we are.

kirin@koboldstyle· May 16

I always think of those vintage collapsible camp cups when I look at bronze age armor