I got Blossom’s DNA result.

The cat distribution system has answered my prayers. Meet Walter.

Blossom and blooms.

Starting seeds for the first time in awhile because I want a grass-free yard I don’t have to mow so I’m going to plant ground cover all over the damn place because gardening is not my jam.

Face of 57.

My daughter just texted this to me.

I don’t know if I managed to pick the one dog nosier about other people’s business than I am or if Blossom is just going with the vibe, but I think I can get her trained to be my service investigative journalist.

It will never cease to amaze me what people notice on the internet. Anyway, these screenshots of some taco man rally, the people filming down front with their phones, there are no people behind diaper man on their screens, meaning the people we see are video being run on a green screen behind him.

She makes these faces every time I try to take a selfie together.

My stepdaughter just gave me this for Valentine’s. ☺️ She’s a better husband than her father was.

Après-ski