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Kornlock@kornlock· Jun 5

This was my new obsession , jist nailed it!

Kornlock@kornlock· Jun 3

Easily the best analysis I've seen of the #NBAFinals

Kornlock@kornlock· Apr 28

I get it man. I've been working on this since 1993!

An image of the three seashells in the bathroom from the film Demolition Man.

Kornlock@kornlock· Apr 26

ESPN with some elite logo fuckery.

Kornlock@kornlock· Apr 21

Counterpoint: Schwarzwelder stays hidden because he is too powerful to be perceived regularly by normal humans. It's like radiation poisoning, but with a mustache.

A photo of John Swartzwelder swinging a bat at Safeco Field in Seattle on 8/7/2005, where, at age 56, he became the oldest Simpsons writer to hit a homer at an MLB stadium.

Kornlock@kornlock· Jan 6

@roywoodjr.bsky.social has the definitive take here, I think...

Roy Wood Jr. post that reads: He played one muhfugga, another muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THAT'S TWO AND A HALF MUHFUGGAS!! and he ain't get no trophy?!

Kornlock@kornlock· Nov 17

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

The cover of UGK's Ridin' Dirty. Bun B and Pimp C sit in a car.

Kornlock@kornlock· Nov 2

Franco with a noose around his neck asking "First time?" From Buster Scruggs.

Kornlock@kornlock· Oct 3

The Gasden Flag featuring a coiled snake, but the text reads "A FEW SMALL BEERS".

Kornlock@kornlock· Oct 2

The Gasden Flag showing a coiled snake, but the text reads "A FEW SMALL BEERS"

Kornlock@kornlock· Sep 22

[Guy in Godzilla pointing at sky and screaming voice]:

Headline reading "Trump Is Expected to Speak About Autism Today"

Kornlock@kornlock· Aug 18

A Gasden flag but the text reads "Do piss on me"

Kornlock@kornlock· Jul 28

A picture of the "Put A Bird On It" Sketch from Portlandia, with text over it that reads "Put It On A Bird"

Kornlock@kornlock· Jun 13

Counterpoint: Tyler Herro's insane chest tattoo imply a sophisticated understanding of power and semiotics that could mean he's speaking about power's influence on the historiographical record?

Tyler Herro holds a basketball, shirtless. On his chest are the word "No Work, No Check" in red, as well as a crucifix and a wolf's eyes? Or maybe they are a leopard's eyes?

Kornlock@kornlock· Jun 13

Also thought you might want to see this Obi Toppin explainer I made.

A picture of Pacers player Obi Toppin. His head is labeled 'Obi Toppin' and his feet are labeled 'Obi Bottim'.

Kornlock@kornlock· May 23

A picture of Pacers player Obi Toppin. His head is labeled 'Obi Toppin' and his feet are labeled 'Obi Bottim'.

Kornlock@kornlock· Apr 24

two panels of Simpsons. in the first, Krusty asks the Red Hot Chili Peppers "here where you say 'what I got you gotta get and put it in you." How about just 'what I'd like is, I'd like to hug and kiss you?" And in the second the band replies" Wow, that's much better. Everyone Can enjoy that."

Kornlock@kornlock· Feb 18

Last week in Mexico -- Such egg! (Peso going for ~20/dollar) @mtsw.bsky.social

Shelves filled with packs of 25 eggs, going for 99 pesos a pack.

Kornlock@kornlock· Feb 2

Ball don't lie

The Cavs are beating the Mavs NINETY-ONE to Fourty-Six at halftime. Bro.

Kornlock@kornlock· Jan 9

Post reading "it was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBi have issued a warning to Pood. 3 Poob executives were arrested today."

Kornlock@kornlock· Oct 3

The truth must come out: WHAT IS SMILKSTER'S RELATIONSHIP WITH YIPES, THE FRUIT STRIPES ZEBRA???

Yipes, a rainbow-striped cartoon zebra. He's standing on a skateboard, but it's so obvious that he doesn't know how to ride it.

Kornlock@kornlock· Sep 23

Apparently the *entire* Nets organization has decided to tank this year?

The Brooklyn Nets City Jersey for 2024-2025. It's gray on gray on gray, with a sorta "multiple layers of tar on a roadway design? Oh and for some reason the word "Brooklyn" is outlined in random colors in a way that is both drunk and for kids?

Kornlock@kornlock· Sep 11

This, but in Mar A Lago

Lysa Arryn breastfeeding a large boy with a decidedly Loomer-esque look in her eye...

Kornlock@kornlock· Aug 22

The penguin from Billy Madison holds a cocktail.

Kornlock@kornlock· Aug 22

110% of attendees will have COVID and/or brain parasites by EOD.

From the Simpsons, Miss Hoover holding a sign at a protest featuring a puking sanke and the words "Don't barf on me"

Kornlock@kornlock· Aug 12

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Trade Offer Meme. I receive: stolen cow creamer. You receive: Gussie Fink-Nottle's burn book. And the verdict is: Stiffy Bing.

Kornlock@kornlock· Aug 7

Matt Damon's future self from saving private ryan

Kornlock@kornlock· Aug 6

If you see this, post some awesome paperback cover art

The cover of The Mount, by Carol Emshwiller. We see a man fitted with a bridle and reins, standing on a forrest path.

Kornlock@kornlock· Jul 24

Pawn stars meme of two guys behind counter. The top reads "Causes global computer meltdown". Bottom reads "Best I can do is a chicken sando".