How it feels to be in North Carolina right now.

How I feel showing up to my local bakery wearing their shirt so I can get 10% off my cupcake order.

Sorry, seat's taken.

Getting drunk and pouring this in my car's engine, causing thousands of dollars of damage.

Rate my plate

Sipping on that hay liqueur 🐴

Something to take the edge off

This seller from etsy just used a bunch of empty beer and soda cans as packing material.

Come on

Why is my cat stanced up like this?

I tried Peking duck for the first time yesterday and life will never be the same.

Going to Walmart. You guys need anything?

How it feels asking friends what they're doing for New Years Eve.

I'm so Baltimore-pilled right now.

Blackened cajun redfish, roasted summer squash, Carolina gold rice.

All my haters said I couldn't make eggplant caponata.

How it feels to DJ with sync mode and play 128kbps YouTube rips.