Had uh a big lunch

I may have had too much sushi

One day at a time tubbies

Caught my thighs looking thick

Who wants to cuddle next week at Lazy Bear?

There’s something about a hotel that brings out the belly

I am the most low-effort user you can imagine, so I’m probably not the right person to ask 😂 I post things that I think look good, not much concerned with whether anyone else will like them

All these questions about my penis are making my ace spectrum head spin 😵‍💫

This was the most stuffed I’d been in a while 😮‍💨

I need to rewatch Isle of Dogs cuz we were in the middle of it when he started grabbing me and it was hard to pay attention to the movie

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I assume you mean the pit of inescapable dread I teeter on the edge of day after day. Or wait do you mean my dick? Both are pretty big.

I dunno if they’re surprising, but Hayley Williams is a goddess and Courtney LaPlante is a fucking badass

Yes and no. I prefer to have some amount of rapport first, and I’m a little picky about what I like. Be cordial and have big big bellies, butts, and biceps

I can go like 36 hours without crying if I try really really hard. B: 285 D: 485 S: 405

Back in middle school during the yahoo/aim chat days, someone messaged me “OIC.” I responded “Sorry, I don’t know internet slang very well, what does that mean?” What I’m saying is- I don’t know what this means so imma need you to spell it out

Post-lunch/protein shake btw

Post-workout, pre-lunch/protein shake. Think I should get two?

Who’s bringing me room service?

Okay here have some fat

Stay cool folks

Could be bigger

For the life of me I cannot figure out how to flex my back correctly 😭

So pale.

Somebody come get their dad, he’s getting too fat

Older pic from many pounds ago. You never know what you’ve got till it’s gone 🥲

Since #TwinkDeath has come around yet again

Ngl really trying to chonkulate lately. Please halp