tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
@krisko
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat tesla is a black & white cow cat krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human (all he/hims)
i open the door, i take two steps to the counter to grab something, i turn back and tofu has already refrigerated himself
may your dreams be visited by the duolingo thicc stoned owlicorn
there is a break dancing squirrel in my yard this morning
we could discuss my terrible cord management skills or we could discuss how my cats are synchronized catting in my messy living room without prompting #caturday
the old me would be rushing to read two short books before midnight (almost certainly animorphs) just to hit my arbitrary yearly goal before the half way point. instead, the new me is getting high with friends and eating tacos. 💙📚 #readingchallenge
the neighborhood chat is supportive of the "new budding relationship" with my person (and will watch my cats for me)
that particular kind of pre-heartbreak when you know you're about to leave your cats to go on vacation and you start missing them before you even depart
it seems like the poopbot is getting used. let's hope this indicates positive household changes 🤞🤞🤞
hopefully today is the day tesla's closet pissing ends
tofu is a simple cat. he sees an empty hamper, he gets in.