Kristen Baldwin

@kristengbaldwin

Obsessed dog mom. Formerly: TV Critic, EW; EIC of Yahoo Entertainment. Member of @criticschoice.bsky.social, @tvcritics.org.

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Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· 24d

Speaking for everyone watching #BeyondTheGates, NO, WE DON’T

Kat on Beyond the Gates says, “You don’t want Tomas and me to get married, do you?”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jul 10

Whut? #LoveIslandUK

Ellie on Love Island UK, saying, “I went aff my nut, man.”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jul 8

I think I just found Cathy’s car.

A photo of the back of a black car. There’s a round bumper sticker that says “ACK”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jul 7

The misplaced apostrophe on Mitchie's journal in the #CampRock3 teaser sent me into a spiral... PUNCTUATION MATTERS, PEOPLE www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da-0...

The cover of Mitchie's journal in the 'Camp Rock 3' teaser. The cover says "Mitchie's Song's" and it makes me want to die

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jul 1

New York Times headline about CBS’ $9.5 million settlement over sexual harassment claims against Michael Weatherly

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 26

And then in season 5, #TheBear delivered a solid joke.

A screenshot from the bear season five. Diners watch the chefs yell at each other, and one man says, “this is not funny.“

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 25

Awww HELL yeah

An image announcing season 2 of Netflix's crime thriller 'Dept. Q'

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 22

Gonna start replying with this #LoveIslandUK screenshot when people post slop.

A screenshot of Ellie from Love Island UK yelling, “This is actually fucking AI.”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 21

This is a Francine Pascal appreciation post. The woman was a soap opera master. #books #reading #SweetValleyHigh

A photo of a page from Sweet Valley High no. 108. The highlighted portion reads, “how could she explain to Todd that she’d fallen for a crazy English guy who dressed up like a werewolf and killed his victims by tearing out their throats?”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 18

Today’s escapist self-care: Jessica’s picker is broken, part 137. #SweetValleyHigh #books #reading

The cover of Sweet Valley High no. 107, “Jessica’s Secret Love”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 18

Gimme more Mrs. Fish in season 4, pls! #TheGildedAge www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-GE...

'The Gilded Age' star Ashlie Atkinson saying "High-octane bustle-breaking"

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 16

Words of wisdom from #LoveIslandUK

A woman on Love Island UK says, “What, men with strong opinions? That’s my everyday life.”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 5

#LoveIslandUK > #LoveIslandUSA

A screenshot of Lola from love Island UK. The caption says “And he he’s a footballer, and I’ve always wanted to be a WAG.”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· Jun 3

Plotting her revenge. #Dogs #DogsOfBluesky #ConeOfShame

A brown and white dog wearing a pink collar and the cone of shame gives epic side-eye to her owner, whom she blames for her current humiliation.

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 30

Still on my #FishDoorbell nonsense over here visdeurbel.nl/en/

A blurry screenshot of a fish swimming toward an underwater camera

A screenshot of a small fish swimming downward

A screenshot of a fish swimming downward

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 25

Today’s escapist self-care: Todd gets horny on a class ski trip and is punished for it by being buried in an avalanche. #SweetValleyHigh #books #reading

The cover of ‘Sweet Valley High’ super edition ‘Falling for Lucas’

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 20

Savage 😂

A screenshot featuring an image of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and the quote, "We will never stop innovating and getting better. I even dream of one day opening a data center on top of a pewee baseball team celebrating their first win of the season with ice cream."

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 20

A headline that reads, "Another earthquake rattles Central Jersey"

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 18

Justice for Zach Woods www.instagram.com/p/DYZ8z-3h_9T/

Zach Woods asks Madame Tussauds, "Why the fuck aren't I in your museum?"

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 15

A few TV reviews courtesy of #AirTalk: My thoughts on Yellowstone spinoff #DuttonRanch, the latest Netflix true-crime doc #TheCrash, and Acorn TV's #YoureKillingMe, a buddy-comedy twist on Murder, She Wrote. Listen starting at 1:27:40: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 14

The only #JamesBond auditions I care about

A poster for Riz Ahmed's Prime Video series, 'Bait'

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 14

Steve Martin eating 'Pizza in a Cup' in 'The Jerk'

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 12

Sometimes even the most banal press release unleashes a sentence that stops you in your tracks 🫥

A screenshot of a portion of a press release. The highlighted portion reads, “as AHS fan favorite cast members Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Angela Bassett, Gabourey Sidibe, Billie Lourde and Emma Robert’s were onstage flanked by hooded Druids”

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 2

Today’s escapist self-care: Jessica Wakefield vs. a killer cheerleader. #SweetValleyHigh #Books #BooksOfBluesky

The cover of Sweet Valley High Super Thriller, ‘R for Revenge’

Kristen Baldwin@kristengbaldwin· May 1

TV reviews courtesy of #AirTalk with Larry Mantle: 'Widow's Bay' is a hoot! 'The Other Bennet Sister' is charming! And 'Running Point' is still unfunny in season 2! Listen starting at 1:24:42: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...