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Matthew

@krubuntu

Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him

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Matthew@krubuntu· 23d

The Jamiroquai video for Virtual Insanity but the singer is in The Back Rooms.

Matthew@krubuntu· 23d

Haha I made an edit of this with @limitlessjest.bsky.social

Matthew@krubuntu· 23d

Connor Mcgregor's Knee, Lindsey Graham, and Mitch McConnell, floating over a house and waving after dying

Matthew@krubuntu· 27d

iMessage screenshot that reads,
Send me that Ted Cruz dog.
The response is a dog in a kennel with his face pressed against the grate and he indeed, looks just like Ted Cruz

Matthew@krubuntu· 28d

Goonies never say die!

Haystack Rock at Canon Beach on the Oregon coast.

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 13

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 12

Mac from It’s Always Sunny, saying, Screw that old bitch. He’s a Nazi.

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 10

Look at this dragonfly I saw yesterday!

Photo of a wooden gate with a green dragonfly clinging to the side. The dragonfly has a wingspan of about four inches.

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 9

My dog is looksmaxxing

A rednosed pit bull looking extremely attractive

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 6

Curiously I’m wearing my Aqua Teen jersey today.

A day one crew jersey with Master Shake from Aqua teen Hunger Force on it

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 5

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 4

Screenshot from a music video by the band, The Killers. It is captioned jealousy.

Matthew@krubuntu· Jul 4

Crap I’m late

Opening of the film, Return of the Living Dead which reads,

JULY 3, 1984
5,30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time

Matthew@krubuntu· May 21

Ross, from the TV show Friends, saying, Get a load of this correct opinion.

Matthew@krubuntu· May 4

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 26

Has Penis Girl really returned?!!!

Stylized graffiti on a wall that reads, penis girl.

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 21

Image of Ross from the TV show Friends saying, get a load of this indemnity

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 18

Saw an Osprey flying over work yelling at everybody.

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 11

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 10

Brought Winnie to the pub and she ran behind the bar breaking the law 🤘

A black pit bull mix named Winnie behind the bar at the Yamhill Pub

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 5

Absolutely

Layne Staley of Alice In Chains, singing, Would

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 4

What are you listening to? Huey Lewis and The News, do you know them?

Samantha from the movie, Garden State, holding some over the ear headphones

Matthew@krubuntu· Apr 2

The funniest to me is this interaction @dankgdl.bsky.social had and I feel privileged to have seen it organically before it was deleted.

Tweet interaction:
@BryanJFisc:
Nye has absolutely no idea where consciousness came from. We do.
@dankmt:
@BryanJFischer do you freeze your truds and put them back in you're but

@BryanJFisc:

@dankmtl The word you're looking for is not "truds" but "turds," as in "do you freeze your turds."
@dankmtl:

@BryanJFischer thank's. do you do that

Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 27

Wish this dude would get a job. He’s asking for volunteers aka free labor.

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Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 23

Best canned chicken gif

Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 20

Image of a stick figure holding a miniature Zendaya saying, Really? Right in front of my Zendaya?!

Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 18

As is tradition

Corned beef with cabbage and carrots in a pot ready to be cooked.

Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 14

Brad Pitt on a tank pointing and saying, Check that guys hard drive.

Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 10

John Hinckley Jr

Matthew@krubuntu· Mar 9

Karl Havoc from the show I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.

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