Gonna do a fun project with my homie and his 12 (?) year old son on drums

This is what I look like (but with a mustache)

It’s still hot af out but if I go inside how am I gonna see this?

The year is 1997. I am driving my 1988 Plymouth Sundance at 90 mph and chugging an Orbitz. I am desperately trying not to vomit all over the windshield and die.

He was a real one

Green Acres, Detroit

Buying a copy of this at the gas station after 2 a.m. while wearing a trench coat and sunglasses

Pro tip: don’t go hard on the weights (specifically doing squats) the night before you gotta move a half-ton cooler in the morning. TGIF homies. 😩😩😩

I wish you could smell these dianthus flowers through your phone. Goddamn.

I got a big ol’ kitty from the mean streets of Detroit

Pond update:

Garden pond phase one. Adding aquatic plants/border grasses and stone hidey-holes for frogs tomorrow. Being in your 40’s rocks.

Was just reminded what James Harden looked like without that Zangief ass beard and now I’m dying

Cool shit from the record store this afternoon

Forever laughing at my Dad’s 1972 band business card. Nuclear level horny cock rock shit.

Next up. Back on the grimy classics. #gravediggaz

Listening to King Geedorah and drinking a G&T in front of the fireplace waiting for The Pistons game. DEEEETROIT BAYBEEEE!

Da boys

And that’s saying some SHIT

New whip day!

I will miss you, Susan, even though you’ve been a massive HO to me the last two years.

Last weekend’s Asiago & herb sourdough loaf

Saw this at the toy store today

I feel personally attacked

Should I eat this?

I love her so much, what a GEM