Keith Stanley

@ktsstories

He/him. Biracial Chicano. Writer. Believer in better tomorrows. Videogames, boardgames, TTRPG, and sometimes sports. A lot of opinions on life, but still learning.

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Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Jun 26

Saw this in regards to the Isaiah Joe trade. And actually, no, no they do not. The Dubs don’t have seconds to offer until 2032.

A skeet with attribution removed, reading: Am sure the Dubs had two seconds lying around, but not even a call to OKC?

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Jun 6

Hey, hockey friends, I’m gonna just suggest a “block the bigot” here. This dork is convinced his narrow-minded takes on every hockey league are something anyone wants to hear. (Also, as far as I can tell he’s also pro-AI.)

A skeet with attribution removed, which is in regards to noted bigot Britta Curl, reading: Can someone explain to me why we hate the PWHL Detroit player that was signed?
Just too tired to dig in right now

And a reply from Undercaffeinated Hockey reading:
Because she agrees with 95% of the league's players and she's one of the few who is willing to say women's sports belong to biological women.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Jun 5

This is being posted as some kind of “gotcha” but actually, no, our culture has allowed parents to be horribly abusive for way too long because children are treated as property and not people who are developing.

A post with attribution removed, reading: The point is most adults in the US have been guilty of the level of assault Platner is. Either its acceptable when its a child or most parents are irredeemably abusive according to the standard people are holding him to.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· May 29

The Steyer defender in my mentions also had this to say on their skyline, so nah, you can just have a block for your anti-immigration bullshit.

A post with attribution removed reading: Making it so that people can’t actually gain a better life economically in America than they can at home would be one way to solve the immigration problem 🤔

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Apr 14

Saw this, stole this. I could get into a long-winded explanation for all of these, and they definitely aren't static, but I'll hold off for if anyone asks. Note that I consider the Pokemon series as a whole overhated, not just Fire Red, and I consider all of WoW best soundtrack, not just vanilla.

A screenshot of a list with game covers saying "About Me: Video Games

Favorite Game: Final Fantasy VI
Best Story: Final Fantasy VI
Favorite Art Style: Tiny Glade
Biggest Personal Impact: Final Fantasy VI
Best Combat: StarCraft II
Overhated: Pokemon
Underrated: Final Fantasy Tactics
Overrated: Palworld
Needs a Remake: Rock n' Roll Racing
Criminally Overlooked: Lemmings
Favorite Protagonist: Final Fantasy VI
Favorite Antagonist: Portal
Best Soundtrack: World of Warcraft
Best Multiplayer: Lethal Company
Not Usually My Thing, But...: Phasmophobia
Turn My Brain Off: Timberborn
Best With Friends: Jackbox Party Pack 6
Best Retro Game: Mega Man X
Nostalgic Childhood Game: StarCraft
Game Everyone Should Play: Dave The Diver"

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Feb 21

You guys watching the game.

A hotel room with two full beds with white sheets and blankets and a roll-away bed with sheets and blankets. Will Smith, Macklin Celebrini, and Tyler Toffoli, three white hockey players, occupy the beds.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Feb 6

Me at my brain: “Come up with something cleverer than dudetheys.” My brain at me: “Duduos.” *faepalm*

A picture of the two-headed ostrich pokemon Duduo.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Jan 2

Sure, I guess.

A screenshot of the gif in the quoted post. It reads “out of pocket” in black text on a teal to white gradient background.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Dec 7

BEARS!

The San Jose Barracuda ice rink with Barracuda players in teal and Roadrunners players in white. The ice has a wide variety of stuffed animals on it as a result of a Barracuda goal triggering the yearly teddy bear toss!

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Dec 7

Rough extra night at work.

A minor league hockey rink belonging to the San Jose Barracuda. A number of players for the Barracuda (in holiday sweater versions of their teal jerseys with gingerbread icons) and Tucson Roadrunners (in white, brown, black, and green) are visible beyond the glass, which is only one row ahead of the camera.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Nov 26

Post something random to have an awesome December (slight phrasing change because I have a bias).

Two clear plastic bags with dice in them. One holds d6’s with a variety of colors including green, gold, red, black, yellow, pink, and blue. The other has d12’s in matching colors.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Nov 14

It’s time to crack Hell open, friends. (It’s so dang pretty, @sandypuggames.bsky.social!)

A black and silver book cover emblazoned HELLPIERCERS with depictions of angels, humans, and demons. There are skeletons at the corners and designs running along each edge. In my opinion, it’s an incredibly rad cover.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· May 2

I had a vision. It was dorky. I made it real.

A World of Warcraft Orc with green skin and a bald head, named Morcoangelo. He has an orange bandana, orange belt, a brown vest, green and brown pants, and holds a single nunchaku.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Mar 25

It's the season for Goblin Adventures, right? www.wowhead.com/list=2083434...

A blue haired Goblin woman from World of Warcraft, wearing a brown bomber jacket, a tool belt with hammer and tongs, bronze mechanical gloves, blue pants, and dark brown boots.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Feb 20

Also, saw this comment on Schiff and Padilla voting to confirm Piece of Shit Duffy and... No. Them just falling in line is STILL shit I can call out regardless of if the piece of shit was still gonna get confirmed.

A skeet with attribution removed, reading: With or without their vote, Duffy would have been confirmed.

Want a different transportation secretary? That option was defeated in November. The GOP hold the power. Make them accountable.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Jan 23

This dude is white, right? www.bbc.com/news/article...

A segment of the attached article reading: Also among those pardoned was one of the riot's most recognisable figures, Jacob Chansley, the self-styled QAnon Shaman, who was released from jail in 2023 after serving 27 months of his 41-month jail sentence.
He told the BBC that he heard the news from his lawyer while he was at the gym.
He added: "I walked outside and I screamed 'freedom' at the top of my lungs and then gave a good Native American war cry."

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Jan 17

Excuse you bullet point 4, don’t say that out where everyone can see.

A quiz result reading:

YOU ARE
- Analogue Beige -
• You have a meticulous personality and make sure of every little detail before jumping into things.
• You cherish your peaceful everyday life.
You're not averse to a bit of adventure, but you need a place to return to when it's over.
• If you are alone in your room, you often get lost in thought and keep a diary or notebook to record them.
• You're good at figuring out what other people think or feel, but pretend not to notice half the time.
• You're a quiet but friendly person who gets along with almost anyone. Being naturally funny, you lead the conversation well, too.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Nov 11

I’m enjoying these for now.

GET TO KNOW ME!
1 Like = 1 Answer
1. What type of content do you make
2. What are your favorite hobbies
3. Do you have a favorite movie or anime
4. What is your favorite multiplayer game
5. Favorite top 3 single player games
6. What's your favorite food
7. What's your favorite dessert
8. What's your favorite drink
9. What is an activity you wish you had more time for
10. Favorite animal
11. Do you own a pet
12. What manga/book are you reading right now
13. What is your zodiac sign
14. Do you prefer sweet, sour, savoury or spicy
15. Do you have an OC
16. If you have an OC, what inspired the design
17. Are you more extroverted, introverted, or both
18. Do you have any wholesome addictions
19. Something you've cherished from your childhood
20. What activity helps you relax
21. Who are some of your biggest inspirations
22. Do you have a nickname
23. 3 things on your wish list
24. What is your favorite song
25. Describe yourself in 3 words
26. What do you like to watch on YouTube
27. Do you have any funny red flag
28. Do you have a favorite quote
29. Are you a collector? What do you collect
30. Do you have any weird habits
31. What would your dream vacation look like
32. How do you like to spend your time off
33. What is one skill you'd like to learn
34. Do you like spooky content
35. Where would you want to be isekaied
36. You're isekaied, what 3 items do you take with you
37. Are you left or right handed
38. Have platform do you spend the most time on
39. Have you ever traveled? If so where
40. How would you describe your style in one word
41. Do you prefer indoor or outdoor activities
42. What's one experience you've really enjoyed
43. Do you prefer physical books or ebooks
44. What emoji's do you use the most
45. What is something that makes you smile
46. What's your favorite color or color combo
47. Do you speak or want to learn another language
48. What's the worst thing you’ve ever eaten
49.Board games or card games
50. Share something you're proud of

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Nov 9

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

A school of silver anchovies swims from left to right in the frame. The left side is darker and the right brighter as the sunlight is on that side. Taken at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Nov 3

Congrats on 400 and thanks for the chance! imgur.com/a/chodenkaal...

A red-skinned Eredar Draenai character from World of Warcraft with long horns, one glowing green eye, a lifeless eye, and feminine features. She wears armor that has dragons on her shoulders and a heavy collar around her neck.

Keith Stanley@ktsstories· Oct 30

Sure, why not. Again, I know I won’t get enough likes, so I’ll just go until I forget. (I don’t think I ever finished the last one.) Also, these are clearly meant for someone younger than me, so I may modify when appropriate.