Kurt Russett 🥔
@kurtrussett
Certified Kurt Russell™ an adult that enjoys adult things go Trail Blazers 🏀
this is my favorite @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social design, I've been hesitant to use it but finally it's going on the new car
I love when people talk to me on the phone and think I'm a program. they'll say "agent" mid conversation and I have to go "yes, that's me." all ur programs use my data. that shit was trained off of meeeeeeee
why is this saved in my calendar why is it saved to my work calendar
oh I see, google removed that neat feature that took gifs with your photos and put in AI enhance I see hmm
Jessica Jones is so funny, she does her thing and takes a liquor nap
uma is now a 22gb phone game which is uhhh hm . frankly that's asking a lot.
my partner and I are going to get tattoos for rings (cheaper, can't loose it). after a bunch of regular ideas he suggested the "cut here" symbol and I kinda dig that? it feels very shin & noi coded.
this is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
there was a lesbian proposal at the 🔥🏀 game last night and a land blessing 🪶 which stacked in our favor to the game gods. beating New York is a huge victory!
our boy toumani says he's going to spend the summer reading more books 💓 I'd like to hear his book list. our team fuckin READS
"what's Potato dancing to" it's bad bunny. it's been bad bunny for months. like that year all I listened to was sturgill simpson and Orville Peck. the year of Benito 🐰