I saw this and thought, wow, that is deep.

This is the hiding place. Whenever another cat goes by he attacks from inside. There is no peace in this house.

There will be no peace in this house...

There you go, everyone. This is one of those lessons to be kind. You don't know how long the other person is going to hold a murderous grudge.

Just about to get up when this thing takes a flying leap onto my lap

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING ~ President Camacho

I find this very discouraging. Dude smacks his head on the bottom of a swimming pool one time and suddenly he's Beethoven. I spend years of my childhood sliding down the stairs on my head and still can't levitate snacks from the kitchen.

It's a nice day for walking my nephew's dog and then hiding in the house where the snacks are.

Sure. This could be you. But it would get heavy after a while.

This is the look that says "just you wait until I'm a 20lbs furry missile with fangs."

They're graceful, elegant creatures. 😐

Here's the close up of the thing we brought into our home.

You can see in this one there's the poking finger and then there's the teeth.

Despite appearance those teeth are really pointy.

You experience all the feelings when you see the pie and it starts singing your name.

This is my greatest achievement at work today. Tiny wee Jebus head in a great big body. 😁

We have one. Pulled him out of a gap in the neighbours roof a few weeks ago.

I need to get up and start working on the laundry, check to see if the grass is dry so I can mow the lawn, and I would like a cup of tea but these two are on my lap. So no to all of the above.

For me this is symbolic of America's moral decay. Sure, there's that other stuff. But just look at what they're doing to the love bucket. It's not even a bucket anymore. 😐

Looking for someone's hand to eat.

And just for the hell of it, Italia 90 (1990)

Qatar by comparison...

Ecuador vs the Ivory Coast tickets for the World cup. The game is a lot less beautiful.

Somebody sold me lies. Why does my tasty looking thingy look like someone the evolution came for moldy chicken soup?

Add to this the states telling us water levels are low, gas prices are high, immigration policies affecting labor plus it's a super El nino year. All you dafties paying for weight loss products when we're going to get it for free. Smh.

How pokeable is it though? On a scale of 1 to 10.

The wifey unit is making me wait and now I am having pie pains.

You have to poke the feet. Also my hand is made of lasagna. That is all.

So has anyone tried sleeping in the same positions your cats do?

This face does need to be poked though. Doesn't it?