Kyler Fey vs Destoroyah
@kylerfey
Writer of queer sci-fi and horror, literary pornographer, aesthetic terrorist, lube expert, gay cis male(he/him), friend of all cats. I have books on Amazon. TRANS RIGHTS ALWAYS, ABORTION ON DEMAND, BLACK LIVES MATTER. Fagsexually active slut.
At work yesterday, I did for a wedding event an alpine Swiss “grazing table” for which I bought a bunch of Swiss cheeses including this Chällerhocker which comes with this unsettling image on the top of the wheel.
An image from Pasolini’s funeral which turned into a huge demonstration by tens of thousands of people. I think this may be the same pic that appears in the book.
Our new passion vines have finally gone into lavish bloom, producing these huge and fancy Star Trek-looking flowers.
A few weeks ago Danny moved my FLESH poster from my office to the dining room. Yesterday I replaced with this rad PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES poster.
Recent park restroom selfies taken while on cruising expeditions. Working in another project while I’m in the park anyway for my daily exercise. When someone says hi on Grindr and it’s shows they’re less than thousand feet away I know they’re either in the park or very close to it.
Bathed in luminous sunlight, my Noah clinging to Danny’s shoulder just a couple weeks after we adopted him in 2016.
The next leap forward in phone cam tech needs to be capturing the Moon better. This pic isn’t terrible but it really downplays how cool that orange moon actually looks.
Somebody sent me this from Facebook. It states the issue clearly.
Hell yeah, happy birthday. His portrayal of Cameron Frye in the Ferris Bueller movie is so indelible that i honestly never remember the name of his character in Star Trek Generations. I think of him of as Captain Cameron of the Enterprise-B.
Aww! There are cute resident cats at our vet also. Also, my Noah’s check-up with labs last year was so expensive. And then we did dental surgery. I ask everyone to consider getting pet health insurance. It saved me like 3500 dollars on the dental thing, 80 percent of the bill. Here’s a pic of Noah
On the left, the undead Andy in the film DEATHDREAM (1974). On the right, a cute model whose name did not appear with his pic on Pinterest but whose look reminded me of the DEATHDREAM dude.
On the left, the creepy Mr McCulloch, villain of the film FRIDAY THE 13TH PART IIX: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN. On the right, Doug Burgum, Trvmp’s loathsome interior secretary.
I thought I’d avoided making any changes to my Grindr experience related to this annoying Madonna promo that they’re doing but I still ended up with this alternate version of the app icon and I hate it and there appears to be no way to change it back. Maybe it reverts after the promo ends.
I have also just announced that I will not be performing at Freedom 250. Also my cat Noah says that his hardcore band, The Cutest Black Cats, will also drop out. Press conference to come.
When I was walking in the park I was getting messaged with pics by dudes on Grindr. Almost all were bathroom mirror pics. I’ve generally avoided that trope for my own selfies, but today I was like why the fuck not. Here is my bathroom mirror pic. Streaks over my face are caused by scratches in the…
We thought we were finally gonna get it in the 3rd season episode “The Chute.” I remember feverishly discussing it on Usenet.
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone. (some irrelevant explanation in the ALT text)
My partner Danny has gotten his way with the improvement of the front of our house. The left is before and the right pic is now. The pics don’t really capture the change. He did good and I’m less mad about the money.