🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞

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Call me L. She/her. Aged in a barrel for 24 years. I'm nsfw, I like weird shit, and I'm not sorry about it Current obsession: Husk/Hazbin Hotel I write!

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🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Jun 19

Oh and this was the original sketch that I decided to stay up until 2 am digitalizing for some reason #huskerdust

The same as above but as a pencil sketch

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Jun 19

I was craving boobs Yes Angel is intended to be fem I just have a fondness for her being flat chested lol #huskerdust #femhuskerdust idk how to tag this

Huskerdust as women
Husk is leaned back with her arms behind her head while Angel licks her nipple

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Jun 12

I once again procrastinated and now will probably not have much else for rarepair week Day 1: First Impressions #HearOurPairs #Whiskeymaid #Husk #Niffty

Husk backed up against a wall with a boner, looking shocked as Niffty stands on top of his torso staring at him. Husk is thinking "What the fuck..." as Niffty rambles in the background:

"I heard you're a bad boy! Is that why Alastor took your soul? He's the baddest boy I've ever met! What do you like to do? Bad things? Bad things that need punishing? I like punishing bad boys but Alastor won't let me punish him. Is that why he brought you? Are you my new bad boy to punish? I like your wings and tail! What would happen if I pulled on them? I really like your voice too. I wanna hear you moan in that voice. I wanna tie you up and spank you till you cry. I wanna drag my knife over your chest while you whimper in fear and your dick throbs— how big is your dick? I bet it's big! I know I'm small but I bet I could take it. I'm gonna do so many bad things to you, bad boy~"

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· May 30

No AI. Made in Ibis paint on my phone with my finger which always shocks people lol #huskerdust

Angel in drag, fingering himself backstage and chanting Husk's name

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· May 28

Been having a shit few hours but I saw a tiny bird eating a french fry and it cheered me up

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· May 28

*sigh* *tries again* Thanks to the one single person that's ever commissioned me for this fandom lol #hazbinhotel #writingcommissions

L_egant Asshole Commissions!
$1 per 100 words, +$3 to total for nsfw
5000 maximum
Payment upfront through PayPal
Comms 3k and below will be finished by 1 month after payment or you will get a full or partial refund (depending on how much I got done). For comms over 3k, allow 2 months.
Will do:
Sfw, nsfw, most kinks, any ship, angst, violence, fluff, smut
Won't do:
Scat, vomit, oviposition, sounding, Helluva Boss

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· May 22

She had her dental surgery today, she's finally got her coordination back after the sedation but her pupils are still very big and she's just been walking around rubbing on everything 😂 she had 8 teeth extracted. Fortunately the cost was on the lower side of the price estimate range

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· May 9

He stole all the cake for himself 😭

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 19

What prompted them to put this warning 😭 were there like. A bunch of antis yelling about this extremely not anti-friendly show

Warning screen at the start of S3 Ep6 of The Boys

"Some scenes may not be suitable for some, really most, let's be honest all viewers. But rest assured that any consensual relationships depicted, be they human, animal, superhero, or other, aren't real, harmed no one, and in fact cost a hilariously large amount in visual effects."

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 19

God I'm in love with her.

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 17

I've looked into it too. I don't see why there would be more risk for fic. In fact there could potentially be even lower risk because a lot of fics take an even more "what if" approach to the og media than art does, making it more transformative and more likely to satisfy the fair use doctrine.

Fair use doctrine explanation regarding selling fan work

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 17

Anyway hey I wrote a #Husk omorashi fic. archiveofourown.org/works/83304401

Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Characters: Husk, Alastor
Additional Tags: Omorashi, Public Humiliation, Awkward Boners, Poker, Gambling, Drinking, Overlord Husk, Wetting
Language: English

Don't Piss Me Off

Summary:
A gambling addiction, an alcohol addiction, and hellish levels of greed all combine into not just a humiliating night, but the greatest loss of Husk's afterlife.

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 17

My cat Cheddar has dental disease that I haven't had the money to fix the past couple years and still don't, but it's starting to cause her pain. This place was supposed to be affordable. If this is considered affordable— fuck. My savings keep slipping lower. But I don't want her to be in pain

Thank you for contacting _____! Dentals at _____ range from $500 to $1200 depending on the severity of your pet's dental disease and extractions needed. If your pet has stomatitis, it can range from $1500 to $1800 to remove all of the teeth. We would need to see you first for a consultation ($30.00) and bloodwork ($99). At that time, they can give you a better estimate. We are happy to accept your veterinarian's recent blood work results. Call us at __________ to schedule your consultation.

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 8

This is what they fuckin sound like

Katie Killjoy and Charlie arguing. The caption is edited to say "I'm not transphobic. I just love Harry Potter more"

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 7

This feelings tracker app asked me to do a "snapshot" of how I've felt the past few weeks and yeah this sounds about right lol

Social wellbeing out of 5
Inclusion: 2.3
Gratitude: 2.3
Compassion: 2.3
Loneliness: 3.3
Shame: 1.0

Daily wellbeing out of 5
Joy: 1.3
Contentment: 2.0
Hope: 2.3
Anger: 3.3
Anxiety: 3.0
Sadness: 3.7

Purposeful wellbeing out of 5
Inspiration: 2.0
Purpose: 2.3
Pride: 2.0
Boredom: 4.0
Burn out: 4.0

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 5

I want him and I already am him #husk

Husk holding a cigar in one hand and a liquor bottle in the other, pouring it down his throat with the vigor of a cum slut passionate about his craft, some of the booze leaking from his mouth like the sloppy sexy mess of a catastrophe he is

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Apr 4

Probably won't finish this cause I hate hands and lighting and shit but any beautiful shot of a tall x short must be turned into #Huskerdust #stevenuniverse

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 28

I'm 100% the second one lmao I made a list of things I've researched for fics

Average penis size
Pregnancy
Pregnancy for trans men
Do post-top surgery breasts still get sore during menstruation
How Poker works
Italian pet names/dirty talk
Italian curse words
Italian comfort foods
The legal drinking age of European countries
Weed terminology
The definition of "good person"
The psychology of trauma
Statistics of abusive childhoods in criminals
Child development
Heat cycles in felines
The psychology of how breaks increase productivity
How skeletons react to cold temperatures
Flu in infants
Age requirement for getting vaccines
Astronomy
Constellations
Ekpyrotic theory
How the brightness of stars are measured
Multiverse theory
The price of high end pool noodles
Why erections happen overnight
Pickup lines
Computer puns
Remedies for healing bruises
General kink stuff
Attractive 1930s actors

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 26

I desperately want this kid to be happy I swear but I'm still gonna draw memes about him being a sad neglected child #miraculousladybug #catnoir #adrienagreste #hazbinhotel #husk

Cat Noir and Husk side by side. Cat Noir looks sad and is saying "my dad is a supervillain."
Husk is holding a bottle and glancing at Cat, saying "yeah, dads suck."

Cat Noir with an exclamation point above his head, signaling he's had an idea

Cat Noir looking up pleadingly and saying "will you be my new dad?"

Husk looking very uncomfortable, saying "ehh..."

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 23

Qrt with a character and how YOU draw them I draw Husk differently every time lmao. But the one consistency is I put hearts on his knees and I make Angel's hair kinda wavy #huskerdust

Angel sitting on a couch with a shirt that says "Shakin tits, takin shits"
Angel is saying "My shirt? Yeah, it was half off."

T4T Huskerdust smut, Husk is topping with a strap on

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 13

THANK YOU @qingwadrawz.bsky.social HE'S GORG #pinkwhiskey #husk

Pink Whiskey standee by @qingwadrawz.bsky.social

Pink Whiskey standee by @qingwadrawz.bsky.social with my Pride Husk standee

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 11

I also have a very talkative girly

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 11

Okay y'know what, 1 minute before Mar10 day ends, I'm posting this old Bowuigi fic I wrote. It started as a joke and then it became one of my most popular fics cause that's how things work archiveofourown.org/works/47792332

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 10

Post a meme made by you #hazbinhotel #huskerdust

Blake Roman side eyeing Joel Perez smugly
Blake is labeled "Husk" and Joel is labeled "Angel Dust's titties"

Emily, Abel, and Peter: we're sorry you can't see your friends again, but we'll help you make lots of new ones!
Sir Pentious:
*Screencap of Octavia saying "I'd rather kill myself"*

Angel and Husk facing off during the bar scene in Masquerade right as Husk is about to call Angel fake. The caption is instead "Your mom is ugly"

A woman (labeled Merch) is adoringly holding up a child (labeled Alastor) in a swimming pool while another child (labeled Charlie) appears to be in distress and struggling to stay afloat. Beneath the photo is another photo of a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean, labeled Husk.

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 10

I always take longer than I should on joke doodles

Bad Valangel doodle
They're holding hands

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 9

I usually have a "comfort hoodie" relating to my current fandom and I thought it time to get a Hazbin one. It arrived today along with another shirt I had ordered last week! Sorry I didn't feel like putting on pants lol

The backside of a black hoodie with a red Husk design and the words "I need a fuckin' drink" at the bottom

Me wearing the hoodie with a black shirt that sports a dragon and the words "Trans Rights" in the colors of the transgender flag

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 6

Fine I'll draw the hairy old man tits myself #grunklestan #gravityfalls not technically #nsfw but pretty clearly horny, so I find it funny he has a huge chest and huge arms and tiny spindly legs

Pencil drawing of Grunkle Stan reclining on a couch with his feet up on the table, wearing slippers and striped boxers, no hat. He has his arms behind his back and a cigar in his mouth. He is saying "what? First kid-free night in months. I'm goin' back to my roots."

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 6

Some of my favorites (Some are on my phone and some on my laptop lol)

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 6

I will never be this funny

I asked for a drawing of a pit bull in the youraislopbores.me site
I received a drawing of a bull in a pit

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole· Mar 6

I did get a genuinely great Bill Cipher drawing before that tho