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Once a library school grad, always a sarcastic individual with too many books and not enough shelves. Definitely not making Mt. Holyoke, Stony Brook, or Pratt proud. Cite your sources and tip your server.

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Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· 16d

What's your sign?

A brown and white illustration of a sign in the style of mid-20th century National Park Service signs: a trapezoid with the wider part on top and narrower side on the bottom. The top portion reads "Welcome to Everything is Fine National Park." The bottom part reads "Quiet sobbing area next 1,000 miles"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· 26d

CYBERSECURITY

Senate Intel report confirms Russia aimed to help Trump in 2016

The report represents a confidence-booster to the country's intelligence community.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jul 10

Me, an Italian-American, raised by a Neapolitan grandfather: Columbus, as well as any and all genocidal Genoans, should be flipped off.

A scene from The Sopranos in which Furio says "I never liked Columbus"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jul 4

top panel: a duck says "states' rights to do what?"

bottom panel: a figure bearing a confederate flag runs away from the duck. the duck says "states' rights to do what, motherfucker?!"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jul 3

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

A painting of a pigeon on a small easel.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 25

So bonkers. My grandparents yelled at the evening news every night when he was mayor and they forever cursed his name. Related: @professionallynosy.bsky.social made these in a previous archival life and they speak volumes re. the type of mayor Koch was.

Color photo of Ed Koch with happy outstretched hands. Caption reads "no idea what is happening? fake it 'til you make it!"

Black and white photo of Ed Koch sitting in an empty lot with outstretched hands. caption reads "look at all the fucks i don't give"

Black and white photo of Ed Koch sitting in the cockpit of an air force fighter jet. red text caption reads" never let lack of experience keep you from achieving your dreams"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 25

Jim Henson and Frank Oz did not pull off the wedding scene in Muppets Take Manhattan so you could tell me that AI is inevitable.

The wedding scene from Muppets Take Manhattan, featuring muppets from The Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Big Bird is noticeably seated in the rear right at the back of the scene.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 15

Hey, NJ! A FL company wants to fill in around 11 acres of wetlands to expand Teterboro aircraft parking, hangar space, & build more buildings. NJ needs its wetlands! Make your voice heard 6/17/26 @ the Hasbrouck Heights Holiday Inn, Atrium Ballroom 6-8pm www.nan.usace.army.mil/Portals/37/d...

Signature Flight Support LLC
New York District
Permit Application No. NAN-2024-00175

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: The New York District of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (Corps) has received an application for a Department of the Army permit pursuant to Section 404 of the Clean Water Act (33 U.S.C. §1344). The purpose of this public notice is to solicit comments from the public regarding the work described below:

APPLICANT: Jim Hopkins
Signature Flight Support LLC
13485 Veterans Way
Suite #600
Orlando, Florida 32827

AGENT:
Ivy Rose
Princeton Hydro LLC
P.O. Box 3689
Trenton, New Jersey 08629

WATERWAY: East and West Riser Ditch (Hackensack River Watershed)
LOCATION: 111 Industrial Avenue, Teterboro, New Jersey 07608
EXISTING CONDITIONS: The existing site at the Signature East Airport Facility is predominantly vegetated with small areas of paved impervious surfaces. The site contains palustrine forested, palustrine scrub-shrub, palustrine emergent, and palustrine emergent persistent wetlands. The existing site at the Signature South Airport Facility is bound by Taxiway "G" and Taxiway "N*. The site also contains palustrine emergent persistent, palustrine persistent, and palustrine forested wetlands.

PROJECT PURPOSE: The purpose of the proposed action is to increase aircraft parking, hangar space, and associated facilities at Signature East and Signature South leaseholds to better accommodate existing and forecasted demand while enhancing the safety and efficiency of aircraft operations related to aircraft parking.

PROPOSED WORK: The applicant requests authorization to discharge fill material into waters of the United States to facilitate the construction and installation of new hangars, asphalt parking aprons, office spaces, paved parking lots, and stormwater management facilities.

Signature East: The proposed work at Signature East consists of the construction of a new approximately 40,500-square footsf) hangar with 36,000-sf of hangar space and 4,500-sf of FBO terminal facilities. The construction of a 170,000-sf (3.9 acre) aircraft apron and a 10,000-sf automobile parking lot. The proposed work at Signature East will result in an approximate 5.3 acre increase in impervious surface and fill approximately 3.81 acres of wetlands.

Signature South: The proposed work at Signature South consists of the construction of a new approximately 95,000-sf hangar structure including two (2) 40,000-sf aircraft hangars with 22,500-sf of FBO terminal facilities. The FBO facilities will consist of a one-story 7,500-sf terminal and a two-story terminal with a 7,500-sf footprint. The construction of a new 227,000-sf (5.2 acre) aircraft apron, 28,700-sf automobile parking lot, and an approximately 30-foot-wide by 700-foot-long access drive connecting to the proposed lot to the existing Signature South parking facility. The proposed work at Signature South will result in an approximate 7.89 acre increase in impervious surface and fill approximately 7.18 acres of wetlands.
ENVIRONMENTAL ASSESSMENT INFORMATION: The Draft Environmental Assessment is available on the Port Authority's website https://www.panynj.gov/studies-reports, and hard copies will be available for public review at the Teterboro Airport Manager's Office and in the Bergen County Building. If you intend to view the document at the Teterboro Airport Manager's Office, please contact TEBEA@panyni.gov to schedule an appointment at least one day before your visit.

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) will hold a public workshop on the Draft EA
Wednesday, June 17 from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. at the Holiday Inn in Hasbrouck Heights. Comments will be received on the Draft EA through close of business on Monday, June 29.
AVOIDANCE AND MINIMIZATION: The applicants have stated that the chosen alternative, as described above, was designed to avoid and minimize impacts to waters of the United States while still achieving the project purpose.

COMPENSATORY MITIGATION: The applicants offered the following compensatory mitigation plan to offset unavoidable functional loss to the aquatic environment: The applicant will purchase 6.6 credits to mitigate for 6.6 acres of palustrine emergent wetland impacts. The applicants will purchase 1.83 credits to mitigate 0.23 acres of palustrine emergent and 1.6 acres of palustrine scrub-shrub impacts. The applicants will purchase 3.43 credits to mitigate 3.43 acres palustrine forested/scrub-shrub impacts. All mitigation credits will be purchased from federally approved mitigation banks.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 12

Ayyy, my fellow Italian-Americans! Just a heads up for those of you who sided with the wonder bread contingent when it came to anti-Blackness, anti-"ethnics", anti-immigration, etc. Motherfuckers like Apartheid Clyde will enjoy our food, but they hate the heritage that made it. Hope y'all learn.

A screenshot of a tweet.

Elon Musk & X @elonmusk •8h
For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture.

Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"!

American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for.
Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 12

I appreciate it when museums and historic sites continue the theme in their restrooms. This accessible (and clean!) bathroom in Sandy Hook lighthouse's visitor center is decorated with tiles depicting New Jersey lighthouses. I LOVE stuff like this! www.nps.gov/gate/planyou...

A white-tiled bathroom that has little lighthouse accent tiles in a diagonal line over a toilet. It's clean, don't worry.

A white tile featuring an illustration of a red and white lighthouse captioned Barnegat, NJ

A white tile featuring an illustration of a white lighthouse behind a white regular house with a red roof, captioned Sandy Hook, NJ.

A white tile featuring an illustration if a white lighthouse surrounded by trees, captioned Cape May, NJ

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 12

Just in case anyone forgot: the president of the United States, a convicted felon & adjudicated rapist, is using his vast powers to not only steal from public coffers & get bribes from private companies, he's also covering up the fact that he's a pedo. Pictured: a statue of Trump & Jeffrey Epstein

a gold-colored statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein posed as if they're on the bow of a ship, similar to Jack and Rose in Titanic. it is comical.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 11

I don't want to see any more F-150s until they're lower to the ground and come a two-tone paint scheme with accent colors.

An older F-150 truck in dark blue with a lighter blue stripe on the side. It sits lower than the current F-150s and the driver can probably see small children crossing the street.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Jun 10

I have no idea how it particularly started, but I've met more than a few trans women who love NV and credit some aspect of it in their coming out story. Someone on tumblr asked Sawyer about it and I like his take on it: www.reddit.com/r/falloutnew...

a screenshot on reddit from a screenshot of tumblr: Director Joshua Sawyer on New Vegas popularity in trans circles

ashy buttons asked:
How do you feel about Fallout: New Vegas's reputation for "cracking eggs"?

jesawyer answered:
I don't think the game itself does it (or at least I haven't seen a compelling argument for why this RPG, specifically, would do it), but there are clearly a lot of trans people within the F:NV community who had pivotal experiences re: their gender identity around the time they played the game or started interacting with the community. I think it's more likely that trans people within the F:NV community created a welcoming space for other people who felt more comfortable being themselves.

I don't think I can take any credit for it, but I'm glad for it.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· May 27

I think Trump is batshit enough to wade into the Taylor Ham-Pork Roll battle that's been waged in New Jersey for generations.

A map of New Jersey divided into three horizontal sections: yellow at the top representing North Jersey and Taylor Ham; the middle in red; and the bottom in blue, representing South Jersey and Pork Roll.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· May 26

Oh... oh, no...

A pair of black chunky platform sandals against a white background

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· May 20

It's giving me Stony Brook University's Melville Library vibes.

the exterior of Melville Library at Stony Brook University.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· May 17

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· May 7

Can a single image get a song stuck in your head?

Animation from the Reading Rainbow intro featuring a butterfly in the sky with a rainbow trailing behind it

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· May 5

Post something random or you'll have the exact same May as you will if you don't post anything.

A square blue sign with white text that reads "Temporarily Unavailable No disponible temporalmente"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 27

Good evening from New Jersey

A picture of the Meadowlands at high tide, looking towards the New York City skyline.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 27

Post your favorite LOTR character, wrong answers only.

Akira Hokuto wearing a big white wig, red headband, patterned red and gold kimono, black lipstick, and holding a sword.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 26

A picture of Don Rickles. Text reads "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 20

pic on the left: frank sinatra
pic on the right: ronan farrow

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 19

As a Mount Holyoke alum, I'm probably one of a thousand people who understand and love the drunken "no, party with me" line from the Mount Holyoke personification before she passes out in Lisa's Seven Sisters dream.

a drunken personification of Mount Holyoke College (wearing a blue Mount Holyoke shirt and holding a martini glass) says "no, party with me"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 17

Yo, why am I finding 1970s-era Elliott Gould really hot? Is it the perimenopause?

a black and white photo of Elliott Gould as Marlowe in The Long Goodbye. he's wearing a suit, his tie is undone, and he's smoldering as he looks directly at the viewer.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 15

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Bruno Sammartino's first WWWF heavyweight championship reign (1963 - 1971)

a color photo of pro wrestler Bruno Sammartino wearing his title belt and a pair of trunks.

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 15

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 9

a trump and epstein statue. its made to look like gold and they're posed like jack and rose on the bow of the Titanic

THE KING OF THE WORLD

THE TRAGIC LOVE STORY BETWEEN JACK AND ROSE WAS BUILT ON LUXURIOUS TRAVEL, RAUCOUS PARTIES, AND SECRET NUDE SKETCHES.

THIS MONUMENT HONORS THE BOND BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN, A FRIENDSHIP SEEMINGLY BUILT ON LUXURIOUS TRAVEL, RAUCOUS PARTIES, AND SECRET NUDE SKETCHES

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 9

Four panels:

top left: a photo of general sherman "if you don't like it why dont you go back to your own country"

top right: a photo of people holding confederate flags

bottom left: same picture of Sherman, zoomed in "oh that's right..."

bottom right: picture zoomed in to Sherman's face "... it doesn't exist"

Lagerwhat@lagerwhat· Apr 9

Guess who's probably going to have to pay higher sales taxes because of the fucking World Cup happening in Bergen County, NJ? THIS GAL! @karenattiah.bsky.social please feel free to share our pain with your Soccer and World Politics course.